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Doctor Whore

>ywn make her squirt all over you

>ywn get an expert footjob from her

>ywn cum over her tits and watch her lick it off

>ywn fuck her raw in the shower

>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.

/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.

There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).

>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)

Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, Whittaker 13th Doctor) and one of these authentic titles:
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We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)

BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.

WE need more entries for classic as well as NuWho Doctors. Entries for Thirteen are accepted as well. Aug 10th is deadline

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I didn't expect Moffat to write 1 extremely well but I could never have forseen such a Moffucking.

How do you fuck up an OP this much?

will marigold ever top this
youtube.com/watch?v=MjmGZfHHC80

Listen, I got the subjecy and edition right. I even technically got the 'last thread" in there.

What a mess.

>12 is gonna regenerate into a woman to spite 1

Oh boy, this is going to be just great.
Most people already see the First Doctor as "le cantankerous old man", now he'll be remembered as he sexist one as well.
Being a Hartnellfag is suffering.

Here's a list of Doctors that still need stories. (You can still write stories with other Doctors who already have entries. In fact, I'd be glad to have them. The 12th Doctor only has three stories! And Bill doesn't haveany sstories. Not even Bill/ Heather smut!):

>Fourth Doctor

>War Doctor

>Tenth Doctor

Kris Marshall Doctor with Japanese companion

Morbius Doctor

Rupert Boothe Doctor

Foreman "Jack Miles" Doctor

Auton Stratagem Doctor

More Thirteenth Doctor stories would be nice as well.

I'll also accept stories with just the companions.

Perhaps a story where Bill and Heather battle an army of Raston Robots?

Or that story that Moffat was originally gonna make for the 50th when it looked like Matt Smith's contract would run out, with just Clara Oswald in the 50th celebration?

Or a story where Gwen Cooper ends up meeting that maid from Unquiet Dead?

Or a story where the Brigadier and the Eleventh Doctor battle the Foamasi?

Or a story with the psychic from Hide, and the Third Doctor, battle an influx of Daemons?

Or a story with the Class cast, by someone who has seen the show?

So they're just gonna make 1 bigoted on purpose even though he really wasn't just to shove more PC undertones into the episode? Jesus Christ Moffat, take a break.

>be moffat
>hate everything pre-kinda
>become showrunner
>shit all over genesis of the daleks
>shit all over the hartnell era
thank fuck hes going

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can't wait for /who/ to sperg over this for the next five months only for it to end up being a one-off throwaway joke that doesn't mean jack-shit

i could write something set during 12's era, featuring missy, nardole and bill. four birds with one stone

time to brainstorm ideas

Do it.

Will someone write a Clara story for me?

Shut up Moffat

The Doctor enters Missy's cell for a bit of fun while Bill and Nardole watch.

I'm doing that porn story if that counts

tempted to write a story with Cushing, Shalka nad 8, fighting to become canon. If that's a good idea?

post 5s

>"He goes into the Twelfth Doctor’s Tardis and says ‘what's this nigger doing in my Tardis? get back to Africa you spear chucker!' And then Peter’s saying ‘you can’t say that’.

Woah Moffat that's a bit far!

Oh shoot!

Write it.

Clara is never a waste.

Yes.

> ywn suck and pinch her sensitive nipples.

> ywn bring her close to orgasm then lock her in a chastity belt.

> ywn be pegged by her.

> ywn dress her up as a schoolgirl and sit her on your lap and she calls you "Daddy".

Mods, please stop deleting the fives celebration posts. It's part of the fun. Please let it happen, just for this thread.

Anyway, what's your favorite Fifth Doctor story?

Mawdryn Undead

RTD produced a lot of shit but sometimes I wonder if Steven Moffat secretly hates Doctor Who. The ironic things is, at heart, Moffat isn't an "SJW" (he writes women horribly) but he REALLY wants to be.

>ywn climax inside of her warm, tight pussy

>ywn grope her breasts

>ywn stare into her eyes as you thrust into her

>ywn cover her mouth as she whimpers in delight

Wait when did he shit on Genesis of the Daleks?

Honestly racism would at least be more accurate than sexism because 1 does at least have one or two lines in his run that hint at it, whereas the sexism is a complete fabrication.

>quints go to some fucking tripfag

I'm never coming here again

Y__Y

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And you guys think that Moffat doesn't hate Doctor Who. You are STILL thinking that he's a good writer.
Hahaha.

And you are still thinking your posts are relevant.
Hahaha.

That user's confusing "the casual ribbing of a drunk fan" to actual serious hate. Moffat is one of us (he would fit right on /who/), and his comments are often jokey. Also, those coments were decades ago--he's probably moved on from those pinions.

He doesn't hate Who.

Onesy did send Tegan off to make tea in The Five Doctors and Five had to apologise to her. But intentionally exaggerating chauvinism is a shockingly bad idea for several reasons.

M O F F U C K E D

The decision to cast a female doctor was 100% a political move.

With that said, she's a great actress. Chibnall is a great writer and showrunner.

I'm excited, now more than ever. New Doctor, new showrunner, new designers, new writers. Hell yea.

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Hi Christ


you shit writer, shiw showrunner

not nice

5^5

>Hi Christ
>tfw jesus posts on /who/

pancakes

> tfw you realise Tennant era was shit
> only three episodes were good
> like Blink, Midnight and Waters of Mars
> and then End of Time happened
> Still tumblr shit loves him more than PCap.

Onesy was a domestic who murdered his wife, and that's the real reason he fled Gallifrey.

*domestic abuser

/The Witch's Familiar/

Was he a consomme man?

When will Doctor Who comics get an illustrator who can actually draw?

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>tfw 5 was the cruelest of Doctors

>pywee

So is Doctor who comes out of Heaven Sent even the same one who went in? He might have all the same memories but ultimately he's just a copy, the original Doctor died very early on

The Doctors data print or something was stored in the transporter and he just kept bringing that back, technically whenever someone uses a transporter they're just a copy.

>pywee
What did he mean by this

A copy's just a copy though

If I somehow magically create an exact copy of you and then kill you, the copy doesn't become "you", your consciousness doesn't transfer to the copy's body, it just dies

Post favourite Doctor Who memorabilia.

Pic related, two of the 50th anniversary book reissues signed by 5 and 6

I may be wrong, but doesn't Heaven Sent imply (or directly say, maybe) that teleporters all work this way? In which case, by this logic, the Doctor died thousands of years ago, or whenever he first teleported. We've had a bunch of fake Doctors ever since.

Well yeah you could argue that teleporters kill you and just replace you with a copy when you come out of the other side.
This is pretty much what I was trying to say.

SPLINK

Never trust a Moffat retcon

In vino veritas:

drwhointerviews.wordpress.com/2009/12/16/steven-moffat-1985/

>teleporters kill you and just replace you with a copy when you come out of the other side

The point is in this case there's no argument to be had, there's zero ambiguity that the Doctor is just a copy

Besides which all a teleporter has to do is transport you somewhere else

At no point is there an implicit suggestion that this requires "copying" you

fucking wow

seriously?

>If I somehow magically create an exact copy of you and then kill you, the copy doesn't become "you"
But both the original user and the copy are equally user.

But they don't have the same consciousness

The original has ceased to exist

The original just branches off into two separate people. The consciousness of the copy is still a continuation of the original before it was copied.

Why are they acting as if women were literally slaves only 50 years ago?

The RTD era is the only time NuWho was FUN.
Will Chibnall bring the FUN back?

I don't know how else to phrase this

The subjective individual consciousness of the original, the one that sees out of its eyes, no longer exists

There's an exact copy of it with the same personality and memories, but it's not the same one that saw out of the original's eyes

Wasn't his goodbye to Susan literally YOU'RE A WOMAN YOU NEED TO SETTLE DOWN

So is The Greatest Show in the Galaxy just a big metaphor for Doctor Who in the 80's?
Is Captain Cook supposed to be JNT?
Is Bellboy supposed to be Colin? Absolute wreck of a mind-fucked man who had a plan for a masterpiece? In the end he just gives up and leaves?
Are werewolf girl and Kingpin supposed to be 7 and Ace?
Are the Gods of Rrrrragnarrrrrrok the BBC? The clown, hip hop guy and Morgana are what? The producers?
Is this the greatest episode in who history?

But it is the same one. It can remember those experiences from before it was copied and is effected by them as much and in the same way as the original. In what sense has the consciousness of the original body had those experiences in which the one in the copy hasn't?

It's not about experiences, it's about life

The original is not living

I'm not trying to argue about whether they're functionally the "same person", I'm saying that the original has died while an exact copy is wandering around

The original doesn't die then wake up to find itself in the copy's bodyu

> ywn watch as she masturbates herself for your entertainment.

> ywn fuck her by the side of a swimming pool as others watch.

> ywn cover her nude body in glistening baby oil.

> ywn dress her in skintight latex with a crotch zipper.

>At no point is there an implicit suggestion that this requires "copying" you
No, but in a lot of science fiction, the method of transportation that a teleporter uses is copying the original, then destroying the original. It's a philosophical point to be made though. If all the atoms get recycled in your body, so none are the same as the original set of atoms that you were made of... are you the same person? If a copy is exactly the same, even at a subatomic level... is there a difference? I don't think anyone has much of an answer. However, if you believe in a 'soul', then yes. The Doctor is not the original any more

I like the actress but this has been a shitshow to try to keep the show from being canned.

The best thing for this show is spend 3-4 years out of production before starting up again.

>ywn wank off to here at a party as she sits across from you and flashes her pussy at you

>ywn feel her soft pubic hair graze your dick as you pound her

>ywn hire a taxi after the party so you can fuck in the back seats

>ywn join the Mile High Club by fucking her in first class

>I'm not trying to argue about whether they're functionally the "same person",
Then it sounds like you're just arguing about semantics. If your point is that someone dies when the teleporter is used, then sure. But if they only live for like a millisecond after being scanned and the person who exits at the destination is still functionally the same, then what's been lost?

>Is Bellboy supposed to be Colin? Absolute wreck of a mind-fucked man who had a plan for a masterpiece? In the end he just gives up and leaves?
All the clown stuff is supposed to be about the death of hippie ideals (source: Cartmel's book). Don't read too much about the show into that.

>Is Captain Cook supposed to be JNT?
>Are werewolf girl and Kingpin supposed to be 7 and Ace?
The Captain and his "companion" are obviously a distorted version of the Doctor and Ace.

>Are the Gods of Rrrrragnarrrrrrok the BBC?
I'd say the Gods are the show's audience.

drwhointerviews.wordpress.com/2009/12/16/steven-moffat-1985/

>hartnell era is shit
>troughton companions and troughton years are laughably bad
>doctor who writers are hacks

this man hates doctor who isnt he

We should start a Change.org petition to make the BBC change the 13th Doctor back to a man as it should be.

The upcoming Shada re-release from BBCWW:


All film material in high def. New studio scenes recorded using old 70s cameras in bits of surviving sets (the console room at the DWE will be used). The original cast will return to lend their voices. Mike Tucker will provide new model work for the project. And a new score with Dudley Simpson and his original orchestra.

>hating on jamie

Fucking fight me Moffat

But she wanted to settle down and was only sticking around out of a feeling of obligation to him. So no, his motive had nothing to do with sexism.

He regretted what he said. And he wrote a Seven short story--he can't hate it that much.

This show is nowhere near getting canned. Chibnall has a five-year plan. Who'll be fine.

Looks like a bird I used to know on the bakery at Sainso. Great arse. Right dirty slag

>Chibnall has a five-year plan
Chibnall confirmed for literally Stalin

>Chibnall has a five-year plan. Who'll be fine.
You know who else had five year plans?

cocaть cтaлин eбaный

>This show is nowhere near getting canned.
ratings are down 40%. The main thing this show has going for it is that it shot in wales,

>it's more crying about ratings again

>To clap
wat

Also top kek, this captcha

Ratings are down in general. Doctor Who has always been in the top 30 most watched shows since 2005, they have no reason to cancel it even if ratings in the UK go down even further as long as it makes money abroad.

Broadchurch got massive ratings, I think Chibnall can boost the ratings quite a bit. It needs good marketing, DW needs to be everywhere, like it used to be, like how you couldn't go half an hour without seeing a Broadchurch ad on ITV.

Ratings compared to what time? The show had a big push for being new at the start; as long at the ratings are consistently okay now, as a ten year show, it'll be fine.

And Who's ratings may have fallen 40 percent--but is that more or less when compared to the rating decrease to other shows? Furthermore, how does that compare to other sci fi shows?

And, of course, do those ratings include Iplayer?

Davison fag reporting in

Why was Five so gun crazy?