Wow, that's racist

Wow, that's racist

I remember this Disney movie

Explain.

They prefer the term "little people"

bullshit

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Them Bailey school kids were judgy as hell. Those monsters were just trying to do their shitty jobs

Wasn't the grandfather played by the Illinois Nazi from Blues Brothers?

Remember when Sup Forums was for comics and cartoons?

I loved how in all the Dracula books it always just ended up being Unknown Hinson.

Remember when Transylvania was populated by humans?
This is no joke

>Remember when Transylvania was populated by humans?

That's what they wanted you to think.

Remember when those kids harassed a grieving girl?

wanna fuck that ghoul

>Vampire: The Masquerade.

Look who slithered into town

really

I remember when she was /co's/ FotM for a while.

Wasn't there one that was like "Angels don't know karate" or something? That was the only Baily School book I ever read.

That is correct

Wow, look at this ugly little fuck. He has no right to judge anybody.

>New girl starts working at the local burger place
>qt3.14, even goes in for the goth look I like
>We talk and hit it off, she's chill as fuck
>Eat there every day for lunch, so we get to know each other
>Head back to her place, drink a bit
>She's getting over a loss, needs some comfort
>VCR and chill
>Frantic, desperate doggystyle fucking
>I'm balls deep, but everything's getting blurry and dark
>I feel a gentle caress on my ear
>As I black out, I hear "Be-bop, zippdy wop! Ghouls don't scoop ice cream, user. Puddin' pops."
>Never tell a soul for almost 20 years

Get that shit out of here you fucking Nazi.

I would figure angels would use flaming swords or something, not hand-to-hand combat.

Good times-

why is she so cute...

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uh oh

I want to fuck that ghoul?

Oh boy, another Bailey School thread

bingo

How is this confusing? She's just a blonde woman.

The boys are too distracted by her big beautiful feet

That sounds extremely painful.

The girls too, fucking footfags.

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didn't these books have a twist?
like, the people they thought were monsters were actually just regular folks, but there were other actually strange things happening?

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Was there ever a story where the person actually turned out to be someone supernatural?

Why wouldn't a swamp monster chase a turkey?

They need to eat too.

I looked this up on youtube and fuck you for exposing me to this.

He's a big guy

Every character the kids suspected turned out to be normal, yeah.

I think every book ended with the person of the week dying mysteriously.

I wasn't aware that books were Sup Forums now.

UUUU

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For her

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The kid's grandpa was real

certain YA titles have always had a home here.

>New person
>Kids think nothing of it
>New person does some strange mystical shit
>Kids go "Oh shit, he's a ___. let's prove it!"
>Turns out they did everything in a perfectly mundane way
>As they leave, "die," or whatever happens to them to get them out of the setting for the next book, they do some blatant fucking wizardry
>The kids will never know for sure

Rinse and repeat

I want to add that the illustrations they did with the reprintings were terrible. And they niggerized Melody.

See, this one I get. The man is translucent. I can understand why they were confused.

Except for the Vampire Teacher, who stayed around.

This cover misses the whole point, man.

The ghost ain't even trying to eat the chips, so what're the grounds for the assertion?

That doesn't sound very Kid-Friendly.

But I'd totally read that.

Dr. Alucard Cula

This one gets a laugh out of me every time.

>HEROES NEVER DIE

>FUCK YOUR KICKBALL, NIGGAS!

Holy shit is that Mo-Larr?

>bayonetta.png

>The cookies are literally bigger than the heads of young children

The ghoul is still a QT in the new covers if you can forgive the retarded art style.

I'd taste her cookies, if you know what I mean

>not scooping
You had one job.

Well, they are monster cookies.

is that mercy from overwatch

This one's understandable. She's green.

Is she putting ketchup on ice cream?

Were they starting to run out of ideas or something?

also
>romp in the swamp

>that fucking face on the left kid

What? The title clearly says ghouls don't scoop ice cream. She's not shown scooping, so clearly she's a ghoul
Same here, it's stating a fact and then backing it up with photographic evidence. What's so hard to understand about that

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Yes.

And angrily too.

How little they know

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Strawberry syrup MADE OUT OF BLOOOOOD

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Strawberry sauce.

The alien art teacher was heavily implied to be real.

If I recall the book ended with her kiln (which the children believed to be some extraterrestrial gadget) blew up and the next day she had disappeared or something.

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>fucking shitbag kids asking for ketchup on ice cream
>little assholes keep coming in here trying to figure out if i'm a ghoul

Now we're going from bigotry against the undead to just plain falsehoods.

she died in a horrible ceramics accident and the school covered it up

gas kilns are dangerous dog

>Harry potter still has to cleam Owl poop by not using e-mail

Well that also ruins ice cream

These edits are the best things about these threads.

Why does this look like gay porn?

She's out of this world.

I think there was something about her spaceship taking off in the night or something, too.

I haven't read that book since the second grade so I have no clue.

wait, really???

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>judging adults who have braces
Will nothing stop these terrible brats?

Any book with weight gain/belly stuffing?

One of the girls is called fat in one. But that's it.

He looks like he's just creamed his pants.

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Slow children gawk at adults - the series

Yeah, it's called "Frog People Don't Have Shitty Fetishes".