/sug/ - Steven Universe General

THIS IS AN AMERICAN THREAD. WE SPEAK GLORIOUS AMERICAN IN MY AMERICAN THREAD ABOUT AN AMERICAN BOY WHO LIVES IN AMERICA. edition


Last Thread: >NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Mindful Education

EPISODES:
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
sug.rocks/leaks.html

OFFICIAL SITES:
stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
soundcloud.com/aivisura
keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/

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eruhamster.tumblr.com/post/140175909740/technical-tf-eruhamster-technical-tf
change.org/p/cartoon-network-allow-cartoon-network-to-air-the-episode-lapis-lays-an-egg
youtube.com/watch?v=62tiluoqHRw
kametsu.com/topic/54797-warning-spoilers-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?page=11#comment-499104
thisisnotavirus.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Que?

Hola

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How's my volume?

Suka Blyad' cheeki breeki i v endgame

الله أكبر

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We're back, baby!

good. they got what the deserve
then human space Nazis go on a rampage and kill all gems

Is Steven Universe redpilled?

eruhamster.tumblr.com/post/140175909740/technical-tf-eruhamster-technical-tf
This applies to SU as well.

Nee hoor, ik doe wat ik wil.

lord of the universe

change.org/p/cartoon-network-allow-cartoon-network-to-air-the-episode-lapis-lays-an-egg

Remember to care and share

nice. your reward: a shitload of gem points.

Steven Universe is tumblr.

no but Connie is youtube.com/watch?v=62tiluoqHRw

14th for /hopal/ :(

still makes no sense for there to be so much blood TBHYFF

>skirt cut to show off crotch in otherwise modest clothing.

that just seems extremely tacky.

Que pasa contigo?

but seriously, day of the space rope when?

>22 people
not bad

No.

you gotta have cricket in all yer filenames

>Humans
>Being a threat to the galactic gem empire

>Este es un hilo americano. Hablamos glorioso americano en mi hilo americano sobre un chico americano que vive en america
Totalmente de acuerdo, compañero americano

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>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this"
>"Where the fuck did these come from? Why do they smell like ass?"

Sardonyx point looks a bit weird.

I don't understand the memerism

I'm rich!

fucking bootlegs man

Is there a list of lewdfics?

I want to jerk my gerk.

Anyone bought a SU t-shirt from CN's store before? Someone in an old /sug/ thread that you should order a size up from what you normally wear, is that true?

USA ONLY
BUILD THE WALL

oh dont get me wrong the humans in this world are a fucking joke. but IRL humans would have killed all gems because the look different
>also yellow diamond shill get out

Why does a dog have ram horns?

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CN got BTFO.

why does it have hoofs and hands

I don't gotta do shit, when I invented this fucking meme she was still a roach.

Milf when?

because fuck happiness

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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Why is Jasper a so much better character as a doggy?

So far Connie has poofed a mini clusters and sadie a full corrupted
nothing to devastating or threatning but can be done

>several thousand years old
cmon user, shes mature at the very least

never as a noose would do nothing to a gem.

unless they are a very strange gem, but still wouldn't be the result your looking for.

I've seen two versions of Sardonyx; that's just the one i had at the time.

The Order of the Diamond only controls a little over a dozen worlds.

>Jasper in chains

good or bad?

why is every lapisfag so damn depressed

please don't kill yourself, I don't want to add another name to the list

how about a nuke?

What he said. Not only humans not be a significant threat to the gem empire, I doubt we'd be a threat to any civilization so advanced that they could travel from their place in the universe to us.

Hey /sug/

Remember me?

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>"The Great Switcharoo" September 11, 2016
The Crystal Gems switch their weapons for a day
>"Onion Boy" September 18 2016
Steven gives an onion life.
>"Lapis lays an egg" September 25, 2016
Steven helps his country friends to take care of an egg.
>"Gem Harvest" October 20, 2016
Steven helps the gems to clean up the temple.
>"Relese and Catch" October 27, 2016
Steven runs through the temple.

kametsu.com/topic/54797-warning-spoilers-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?page=11#comment-499104

Depends on the culture.
All you had to do to get along with Rome was to be Roman.
Native Americans used to believe that gays and people with conditions like epilepsy or blindness were supernatural and were revered for that.

rosa es la mejor gema.

bad

irl humans cannot into space, or even deal with goatfucking retards that completely lack magical powers.

>Pissedoff Mchugetits

gross

Probably for the best, but I'd happily doom the world by setting her free.

when did Connie's mom fuse with Sardonyx?

Doesn't matter. She's dead.

Can the Diamonds beat Lord Beerus?

SEPTEMBER 11 IS ON A SUNDAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT REALISM SHATTERED

A teenager killed their kind with a pointy stick.
Plus, their tech only works against other gems.

Is Pinky meant to look like Chazz?

but imagine if they landed in viking country
>hello, we are the gems and we-
>VALHALLA.jpg
>no more gems

I remember the porn. Unfortunately, it never caught on. But if one day I become a drawfag I'll continue the legacy.

I thought we called her Commatonite.

But yeah that's also a good name.

All the modern DBS stuff is dogshit, literally GT all over again.
The series should have ended before even the Buu Saga

So my birthdays on a Tuesday then

I'm done

Connie had Rose's sword and the power levels of corrupteds vary wildly. Neither one stand a chance against a ruby fusion or a quartz soldier.

>Jasperfag posting recolored amethyst because her personality fits their fanfiction more
Gets me everytime

Wasn't there only like 2 pics?

Native Americans used to call their gays "the funny ones" and kept them in camp to do what usually was woman's work.

Maybe in another life
I could find you there
Pulled away before your time
I can't deal it's so unfair
And it feels
And it feels like
Heaven's so far away
And it feels
Yeah it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you've gone away

Soon, brother, soon

Get out of here /tg/

>I hate fun

A spider can kill you with a single bite, so can a spider or even the sting from a bee, is human civilization no match for these vermin?

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almost certainly, though with a diamond im not sure, would have to at least be a direct to close too direct hit id think.

i mean honestly just going off of guesstimate based off what we have seen in theory you wouldn't even need a gun to poof or shatter a gem, just a good stab with a sword to poof and/or swing with a hammer to poof or shatter.

the problem would be that gems are faster and stronger so unless you get a lucky hit or ambush one, your probably fucked in close combat.

the image of a quartz spin charging through a shield formation is pretty funny actually.

We could deal with them, but we've been brainwashed into thinking war is bad.

Good work.

Lapis Lays an Egg confirmed by Sucrose herself
thisisnotavirus.com/

Does radiation affect gems? The blast would do some damage obviously unless they got shields.

wow, darth vader has really bulked up.

The SU America's Currency demonstrates a Diamond where there would otherwise be the "all seeing eye" and the animal representing the union is not an eagle but the "united we stand" snake.

Ronaldo has an episode where he delves into a conspiracy regarding the "snakes", an obvious allude to the "reptilian theory" which is largely a distraction where half of the people are trolling in the first place: like flat earthers.

But the only flaw with all of his conspiracy theories was the conclusion. There was a unified culprit to everything he pointed out.

The Gems. Note again, the other side of the U.S. currency int this world has a diamond instead of the pyramid.

Now what, if anything, could the homeworld gems represent?

Ben 10 Crossover when?

i for one welcome our spider overlords.

>JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF BRO

Really? I heard they were considered both warriors and healers since they were both effeminate and masculine.
Then again, I'm not a native american.

only super saiyan rose 3

You mean no more Vikings.