1 - Gain an ability

1 - Gain an ability.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

2 - Gain a Rival to fight
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
or
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

haven't done one of these in a while, thought it would be kinda fun

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Human_Physiology
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Raymond_Bell
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Power
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Crispus_Allen_(Gotham)
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Weapons
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Jack_Frost_(The_Santa_Clause)
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporary_Invincibility
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Amy_Brewer
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unlovability­_Inducement
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Nicky_Santoro
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ethereal_Manipulation
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Randall_Flynn
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Portal_Physiology
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Santa_Claus
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Voice
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Millie_Frock
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Creation
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Toxzon
villains.wikia.com/wiki/The_Queen_of_the_Black_Puddle
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Moira_MacTaggert
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Removal
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Lava_Lord
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Monster_Physiology
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Mega_Piranhas
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Burgh
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electronic-Media_Jumping
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryo-Phasing
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Baron_Zemo_II
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Breath
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Monkey_D._Luffy
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reptilian_Physiology
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Danny_McBride_(This_Is_The_End)
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tachyon_Generation?useskin=oasis
villains.wikia.com/wiki/The_Charger?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Forsaken
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Ratchet_(Ratchet_&_Clank)
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Malignance_Nullification
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Madeline_(Jessie)
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anger_Empowerment?useskin=oasis
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Himeko_Katagiri?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vice_Inducement
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Barbara_Stone
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Brockenman
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Mutation
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Battlestar
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Distortion
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Troy_Bradshaw
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fundamental_Forces_Manipulation
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Magda
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Thug)
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Koniokinetic_Combat
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Morrowseer
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reanimation
villains.wikia.com/wiki/George_(Gremlins)
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mutagenic_Blood
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Path_of_Peace
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Complete_Arsenal
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Blanca_Vasquez
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Mana_Takamiya
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Stealth
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Kenny_(Let_Me_In)
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience
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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Human_Physiology

I'm a human, with the power to turn into a human. Well, shit.

>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Raymond_Bell

A random mook. I could just shoot him, I guess.

>Possibility Inducement

guess i'm not playing this

what the hell is that even

>the user is an animal or other nonhuman
being
is user an ayyyy lmao?

>Ability
Truth Detection

>Rival
Debo Honenukky

I have no idea what that is but it seems like its power only works on men so I think I'm safe, if miserable and/or salty because I suddenly always know when people are lying to me.

>Telepathic Language Instruction
>A vampire lady

If she doesn't speak English, I could help her speak English.

y'all niggas need hero names my man, i got y'all

People Person

Mr.Miracle

Sherlock

Ambassador

deadliest power of all time

mr miracle is ass and he's not even on the list of known users

Known Users
Fremea Seivelun (A Certain Magical Index)
Hel (A Certain Magical Index)
Fukurou Tsurubami (Medaka Box)
Namanie Nienami (Medaka Box)
Zenkichi Hitoyoshi (Medaka Box)

oh never mind you were just making up names.

guess i could be Scotty the Miracle Worker

i didn't even know Mr.Miracle was a real nigga my dude, i just made the name up, the power seems to go with it, with the whole making the impossible possible thing

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Power

welp, i guess i can use tarot cards to give me special powers and shit, take over the world, y'know, the usual villain stuff

hero.wikia.com/wiki/Crispus_Allen_(Gotham)
>a fucking detective
>mfw

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Weapons
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Jack_Frost_(The_Santa_Clause)

your name should be something scientific, or something that makes you look like an experiment
like
fucking Project X or some shit like that

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporary_Invincibility

So I guess I can choose when I become invincible for however long.

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Amy_Brewer
So a zombie who makes more zombies.

Fucking Muties

Listen, it's ya boy Destiny AKA Card Nigga
Basically, i'm gonna go rob this bank over here for a sec, y'all cool with that?

>Unlovability Inducement
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unlovability­_Inducement
I make 4 chan users.

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Nicky_Santoro
I may be safe.

Go for it. My invincibility doesn't last long enough for me to risk my life over some card magic bullshit

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ethereal_Manipulation
"What, like, Ghosts?"
>This ability allows the user to tap into the legendary Ethereal energy from various planes of existence and utilize that rare energy in a manner that would give the user a god-like status throughout the cosmos.
"oh. OH"

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Randall_Flynn
>Some douchebag from a show nobody watched.

I'm going to turn him into a rabbit, then conjure some ethereal big titty women.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Portal_Physiology
The first application i could think of would be sucking people into hell, so I guess i'd be a villain.
>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Santa_Claus
I don't wanna send Santa to hell...

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Voice
Well, I'm socially inept but I'll try.
>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Millie_Frock
'k

thanks senpai,
say, you wanna help me with this shit, getting all this dosh could be troubling

As long as I get a cut sure.

I'm not a very good hero

ehhh., me neither man
say, before real take this fucking bank by storm, what's ya name?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Creation

So I can just create powers on the fly like the worst example of a shonen protagonist? Also am I god then because I could create attacks that grant me invulnerability or immortality as a side effect. Even if they are subject to cancellation then it might be possible to create an attack that cannot be cancelled.

Hell since I'm in a Jojo mood I'll name myself Massive Attack.

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Toxzon

Cartoonishly evil mad-man who feeds off of toxins and adapts new powers from them, wants to take over/destroy the world, and hallucinates that a plastic fish toy is his best friend.

So Sunday morning cartoon about two people that create new powers from themselves at will and duke it out. Don't know if we'd just be stuck forever in a battle of attrition or if I don't say fuck it and make a erase button power that one-shots him for good. Works better as a Captain Planet rip-off with him commanding a cabal of toxic mutants and I only get to fight him at the end of the series.

Arma

>Ability
Adaptive_Regeneration. Pretty sure I won the lottery.
>villains.wikia.com/wiki/The_Queen_of_the_Black_Puddle
Queen of the Black Puddle doesn't seem to be much of a threat.
>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Moira_MacTaggert
she's not even a mutant, just an expert on mutation. Could be an interesting rival if she figures out how to neutralize my abilities, but then again, I think I would just adapt to what she uses to neutralize my abilities.

nah senpai that's not how it works
you can create ATTACKS (like physical moves or like some dragon ball z shit with energy waves if you're going with thaty type of crazy martial arts)

but not powers, only moves/techniques

I've got a few superhero names for myself
>The Salamander
>Axolotl
>Sea Cucumber (Seac, SC, Cuke)
>The Starfish
>Spiny
>Dave
>Twilight (because the franchise never dies)

Nice, call me... THE DEALER!
now come one, let's go rob these niggas

how about Reagan
but pronounced Regen?
so it's like, your real name, but also your supe name

No I got it.
I'll call myself
>The Flu.

That's actually insanely clever.
and it works great as a mis-nomer too because it may make people think I have teleportation powers you know begcause Re-gen sounds like Region.

Ooh how about Ebola?

Power: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Removal
Rival: villains.wikia.com/wiki/Lava_Lord
I don't think he has bones so I'm pretty much btfo

Ability:
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Monster_Physiology

Villain Rival:
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Mega_Piranhas

Hero Rival:
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Burgh

Okay then.

Guys burst into store with automatic rifles
>Give me all your money
guy behind the counter shakes nervously and does as he's told
Little kid in the store holding his Mom.
Robber points gun at kid and makes banging noises.
>Who's going to save you now that Batman's dead?
Little kid looks up at the man and says
>Cancer
Robber looks puzzled
Little kid looks up at the man and says
>Cancer's gonna get ya.

AYyyyy that's pretty good!
wow i feel like theres more villains than heroes here lol

(Drawfags please draw this)
>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Burgh
>Beedrill I choose you.
user looks at Beedrill
I choose myself.
>What?
Transforms and Bites Beedrill in half. Spits out Beedrill's upper body beside Gym Leader. turns around and walks out of gym. Leaving a stunned Burgh behind staring at his Dead pokemon.

>Burgh
>a Beedrill
bruh
his signature levanny is what you would fucking kill

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electronic-Media_Jumping
>The ability to enter any film, video or video game.
You know what, my villain can just do whatever. I'm gonna go fuck my waifu.

OH FUCK HERE IT CO-
oh
i'm dead
....... HEY EVERYONE
name's The Frozen Dead!
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryo-Phasing

woopsie, for got my villain
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Baron_Zemo_II
huh, don't know what this guy in purple wants...
well all right then! guess he's my enemy, maybe, idk

>Object Immortality
Assuming I know what the object is, I'll probably just dig it deep into the earth as much as I can in some obscure place.

>Cooper Seldon
Don't know who this guy is, but apparently he's a hacker so just grab a gun and shoot him in the skull.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Breath

So, what, I can light candles with my nose? That's lame.

>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Monkey_D._Luffy

Huh. Well, some guy who turns himself into a giraffe managed to give him trouble, so I can probably actually make this work.

>The user is able to manipulate the heat in their lungs in a way that allows them to shape the exhaling of heat. These shapes can include bursts, streams, spheres, etc, user can burn, melt, boil, scorch or incinerate anything that the users attack reaches.
boi
that shit strong AF

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reptilian_Physiology
Nice
>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Danny_McBride_(This_Is_The_End)
What the hell.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tachyon_Generation?useskin=oasis
I have no clue what this does, but I assume it involves time travel.

villains.wikia.com/wiki/The_Charger?useskin=oasis
A zombie. I guess I'll send him to the future to deal with him later.

hey, what up senpai
wanna be an evil nigga, it pays well, promise

Sure, why not? The reptile is always the bad guy anyways

That's what I get for not actually reading shit. But hey, Freakazoid reference.

NICEU
alright, so me and ma boy Arma are fitting to rob the bank real quick, you in?

Hell yeah I'm in.

Aight senpai, so here what we gonna do, we break in, steal dat money and get out.....and that's it, i'm not a very good tactician, we good senpai?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Forsaken

hero.wikia.com/wiki/Ratchet_(Ratchet_&_Clank)

It's good to be bad, also a midget furry with a ray gun is gonna murder me

hey bud, it could be worst, you could be dead!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

......Get It? cause i'm dead!

As long as I get minions.

you get all the fucking minions you want buddy
and i don't meant the yellow fuckers either

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Malignance_Nullification

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Madeline_(Jessie)

I feel more like the bad guy in this

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anger_Empowerment?useskin=oasis

>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Himeko_Katagiri?useskin=oasis
Everyone will probably die.

Me
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vice_Inducement
That's not very heroic

My rival
>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Barbara_Stone
She's a nurse in a Lifetime movie

Something tells me my biography won't become a best seller

you
you stay outta my sight, i don't need your ass near me

you
i like you
join me in evil shit guy

and you....
i don't know about you

>Selkie Physiology
Uh, I guess I try to get a girlfriend.

>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Brockenman
A nazi wrestler with poison breath. Welp, time to hide in the ocean.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Mutation

Well... maybe I'll at least get a good nemesis out of it.

hero.wikia.com/wiki/Battlestar

Hrm... maybe not.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Distortion

Neat

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Troy_Bradshaw

This'll be a cakewalk

fucking oh my god guys, Vampires are attacking everyone, they don't give a fuck right now, what fucking do?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fundamental_Forces_Manipulation
>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Magda
>Power to bend the universe to my will
>Opponent is just some daft bint
Some of that glass half empty half full shit.

>Rhythm Intuition
>Green Thug (villains.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Thug)

What could possibly go wrong?

boi, dem vamps be after yo ass, what are you gonna do guy?

Well, I'm all powerful and with great power comes great responsibility.
To myself, that is. So I'm going to find a freaky goth vampire harem willing to arrange to do a little something strange and keep them occupied. I'm sure someone else can handle the rest.

>sanctification
Well fuck
>MaloMyostismon
Perfect

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Koniokinetic_Combat
So I control dust. I can work with that.

>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Morrowseer
So what, he's just a fortune teller? Doesn't seem that tough.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reanimation
Finally, I can be best class in Diablo 2.
>villains.wikia.com/wiki/George_(Gremlins)
This isn't fair at all.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mutagenic_Blood

Ok so Mutagenic Blood would probably turn me into an insanely strong mutate or something right? If so, that's pretty good

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Path_of_Peace

Don't know if I would say I am screwed or not since I never watched Akame Ga Kill.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Complete_Arsenal

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Blanca_Vasquez

hero.wikia.com/wiki/Mana_Takamiya

Instead of fighting these girls I bang them in a 3 way.

pic unrelated

Ability: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Stealth
Villain: villains.wikia.com/wiki/Kenny_(Let_Me_In)

poor, poor Kenny. Don't you see? bullism don't pay off, let me teach you a lesson.

I became God.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience

Battling Carmine "The Roman" Falcone