Is there anyone who can defeat Karl Pilkington?
Is there anyone who can defeat Karl Pilkington?
Brandon Powell
Kevin Butler
A wet paper bag?
Ryder Brown
A chimpanzee.
Ethan Ortiz
His evil twin/clone/self from an evil universe.
Jack Clark
The Dip, he's still animated.
Gabriel Walker
Ricky Gervais
Jeremiah Lee
How would he know which one was the real him?
Kayden Ward
Well that's the problem ainnit?
Matthew Martinez
Not answerin'. Just making sure nobody in this thread is talkin' shit.
Carter Lewis
With that you could only eliminate 2 of his manifold dimensions, which extend blasphemously far beyond the realms of sanity.
Christian Moore
This man's ass, for it is the only thing rounder than Karl's head.
Jacob Ward
Scud the disposable assassin.
Aaron Sanchez
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Easton Moore
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Tyler Baker
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David Brown
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Gabriel Rodriguez
>there's a pizza hut in egypt
Daniel Wilson
There's pizza huts everywhere
Asher Mitchell
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Connor Green
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Thomas Wright
Suzanne obviously
Christian Powell
>theres no porn of suzanne
huh
Wyatt Powell
Nudists
Little gay doctors who give prostate exams
Apes/monkeys
Out of these 3, I doubt he'd ever thump a monkey, but he'd possibly thump a little gay fella, but would be nervous about thumping a nudist in case he hit their cock or tits
Colton Hughes
What does she look like? I think I've seen the fake photo where Karl is with a fat blonde lady, but I'm surprised at the lack of any photos of them together.
Lincoln Howard
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Jonathan Bennett
>TFW Karl will never play Lex Luthor in the DCEU
" So yeah superman, so you're like this super powered alien who can do anything he wants. and I cant be doin with that. I mean this whole idea of people flying around in brightly colored knickers, it's weird in'it? "
Nolan Wood
>Why don' cha just like put the 'ole world in the bottle right
Nicholas Ross
>There are people who still haven't marathoned all 16 hours of karl.
QUIT TALKING SHIT OR GET HIT
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Elijah Wilson
I want to see Karl play a legitimate super villain who makes threats and says menacing things but does it in the voice he always talks in.
Cooper Carter
>Historical Wonder of the world
>Culinary culture appropriation fast food chain
>The belowaverage bloke
I know I'm overthinking it, but you have to admit there's honestly something artistic about this.
Brody Collins
>16 hours of the cartoon
Radio shows are pure kino, try listening for 70 hours of the XFM show
Anthony Gutierrez
>fork
fucking limes
Ethan Hernandez
eating pizza with a knife and fork is an enlightening experience.
It really helps you understand pizza more.
Aiden Mitchell
>"Don't talk like one of em. Yeh 're not! Even if yeh'd fancy to be. To em, yew're just a freak, like me! They need yeh right now, but when they don't, they'll cast yew out, like bloody leper for christ sake! Y'see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trubble. They're only as mint as the world allows em to be. I'll show yeh. When the chips're down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."
Hunter Ramirez
For comedy? Karl could never be menacing.
Kevin Hall
Yes.