Brits, why are your ex-colonies such shitholes?

I mean, look at this one. It's a fucking desert country and there is nothing except a few ostriches and goat fuckers there.

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Ex-German territories are just as bad. I mean just look at how dried out the baltic is now.

Because they left...

>ostriches
I think its spelled ostereichs

>German ((((humour))))

>he spells humor with "ou" like a cuck

lmao

ha-ha

South Australia is the worst. I have to deal with them every day and they keep calling me over for "barbie" or smt like that

Bunch of wankers

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That is why we left Estonia, desu-senpai.

hey quick question
are you Slovakian or Slovenian? I can't tell by your flag on my phone but either way who cares haha loser

lmao slavscum got #rekt

A German, an Austrian and a Swiss go to a bar.
The German orders a beer.
The Austrian wants to trump the German and orders two beers.
The German gets angry and asks the Austrian if he's trying to start a fight.
The Austrian makes a snarky reply and provokes the German even further.
Eventually the German snaps and a brawl ensues.
Then the Swi

looks very austrian to me, lol

>Then the Swi

Awesome punchline!

Look at this Australian abomination - why do Brits even let this happen?

This is what your average Australia in "Vienna" (Canberra) looks like

The one on the left is hot. Mai futur azn waifu.
The one on the right looks German.

9/10

>"Vienna" (Canberra)

lmao he felt the need to explain his """"""joke""""""

>I think its spelled ostereichs
No, I am pretty sure its is spelled "ostrich". It's a big bird.

nice watermark

It's almost as if English English is more authentic than American English.

>Then the Swi
Is this that German humour I hear so much about?

Even bears left Estonia?

Other way around fag.

We kept the original Latin spellings of the words, whereas you added the letter u to them in order to sound more French.

Fuck off, cunt. Languages evolve.

>we're special snowflakes even though we still haven't learned how to brush our teeth

lmao

I think the krauts have lost the right to an opinion. Get back in your factory you girl. Make some pencils.

...he said, with copious amounts of abo cum on his breath :^)

So listerine and kangaroo blood.

Lol it will be funny when this board won't have to put up with your cuck shit anymore after the EU bans you.

>Top lel m8

>Based colony

>m-m-muh safe space! MUH SAFE SPACE

lmao fuck off to tumblr you whiny cunt :^)

>langouages evolve

>When you're being bullied on 4chin but you remember all of user's female relatives are experiencing new cultures :^)

You messed it up, m8.

>Languages evoulve

>all of user's female relatives are experiencing new cultures

Indeed :^)

Wtf is this some cuck dick measuring contest to see who gets more cucked by Achmed?

>I think the krauts have lost the right to an opinion. Get back in your factory you girl. Make some pencils.
HAHA, first, vote for your Hofer, Aussie. Then we talk. You are as cucked as us, all your Asian refugees come in via Hungary and Slovenia into your fucking desert island.

But we had nothing to do with Germany.

It's funny how that's your only source of ammunition.

>ROTHERHAM

Well we're actually doing something about our wee problem now, aren't we? It's not like we're inviting in another 2 million to fuck our country to bits.

>Well we're actually doing something about our wee problem now, aren't we?

The Donald said it all.

as an American, this looks like an advert for a political candidate from an alternate dimension. I guess that's what Australia really is.

What is Brexit?

>inb4 "you haven't even left"

what's the difference?

HE THINKS BREXIT WILL STOP IMMIGRATION. POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS FOOL WITH ME. AHAHAHAH.
YOU WILL GET EVEN MORE SHITSKINS FROM PAKISTAN NOW FAGGOT. AHAHHAHAH

>What is Brexit?
How does Brexit fix your Muslim problem, ey, lad?

>as an American, this looks like an advert for a political candidate from an alternate dimension.
Oh come on, Frankie, Australia ain't that bad.

t. serb in 16. wien

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It's literally step one to removing the problem, you mongs. Try achieving that within the EU.

>It's literally step one to removing the problem, you mongs. Try achieving that within the EU.
I am pretty sure the EU has zero to do with your immigrants from outside the EU. Literally zero. 99% of your Muslims came to the UK legally from your Commonwealth countries.

What happened to the mate, lad?

Step 1. Brexit

Step 2 Stop immigration from Poland and other white countries

Step 3. Increase immigration from former colonies like Pakistan, India, Afrikan countries

Step 4. Get bombed on a Bus

Your retarded bro. Brexit stopping muslim immigration was just a meme.

Brexit fixes our Germany problem

>Brexit fixes our Germany problem
Ok, you will now probably tell me that your Germany problem is your Muslim problem and that all Pakis and other muslims in the UK are actually Germans. Sure thing.

No, our Germany problem is that you want completely open internal borders - fair enough. But you also want completely open external borders too. Germany doesn't get to dictate our external borders policy. Don't change it? We go. You didn't change it. So we're going.

>But you also want completely open external borders too.

I don't think that is true. We have several thousand Germans trying to secure the EU outer border and we pay Bulgaria and Greece a lot of money to shut their borders. And we pay 6 billion to Turkey to control the borders.

Whether you think its true or not is irrelevant: you invited a million immigrants in, and failed to convince our electorate that this represented a controlled border.

Hierarchy for Muslims; Worst first.
>Sub Saharan including east african muslims
>Pakistanians and Bagladeshians
>North African
>Generel sunni arabs, including shia Iraqis, excluding turks
>Iranians and chechens
>Turks
>Malasia and other "nigger" east asians
>Tartar groups in Russia/kasakstan ect.
>Chinese Muslims ( in the west most part of china)


UK litterally got the worst from Islam.. be glad you got the turks..

>It's a big bird.

The biggest PR coups Austria pulled were convincing the world that Hitler was German and Beethoven was Austrian.

That's a pic of Croatia, familia

That's Baja California samefags.

Why do Aussies fuck sheep? Serious question. I heard it's almost an epidemic over there.

Please be real

American Education, everyone

hey faggot kys, you're making us look bad

My fucking sides

You are still wrong. That's west Mexico.
Fucking samefags. When will they learn?

No, this is California

Austrians fuck roos, New Zealnders and Taff the welshman are the ones with the velcro gloves

Please stop digging user, I promise you can lrn moar by lurking moar up here

...wow

>tfw Sup Forums doesn't even know this getting geography wrong is a current year man bit
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Enjoy your normie humor plebs

>its not funny if its not contrarian humor or some obscure meme
hipster scum

The resources were sucked out so we left. We did this to all our colonies. Some recovered; most did not.

>The resources were sucked out so we left.
lmao that meme needs to die

every country on this earth still has plenty of resources, its their problem if they're too stupid to use them/sell them correctly