Tell me anons. What is your deepest secrets related to comics or cartoons you wouldn't reveal outside of Sup Forums

Tell me anons. What is your deepest secrets related to comics or cartoons you wouldn't reveal outside of Sup Forums.

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This cover made me feel funny inside.

I like bbw futa dick vore with ballsack growth

The fact I fantasize about, fap over and write and draw smut of children's cartoon characters.

I imagine that's pretty par for the course around here though.

I only read Deadpool to see more of Slapstick.

Wearing a Deadpool costume got me laid at a con from a girl that wasn't morbidly obese

Never bothered to finish The Dark Knight Returns.

I'm currently in the animation industry at one of the big studios and shitpost about a couple of artists I've met simply because I'm jealous they managed to be much more successful with less effort than me.

It's petty I know, but envy is a crazy feeling that eats you up when you see someone who didn't go to college and has no animation experience get picked up as a storyboard artist because they have a web comic on tumblr while I spent a lot of time and money going to college, doing internships, and working my way up the ladder from revisionist to artist on a couple of Nick pilots and XD shows.

I should be grateful to even be a storyboard artist, and I am, but fuuuuuuck.

Excuse me for not posting my work and instantly revealing myself to any of my co-workers who may browse here.

I draw loli fetish porn for myself and for money and my wife doesn't know about it.

What are some of the webcomic artists that got jobs in the industry.

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I'm guessing your parents pressure you into the typical "Get a collage degree over everything else" deal. It's all bullshit. From what I learned connections play a much bigger role on landing a big gig than a fancy degree on plaque.

>while I spent a lot of time and money going to college, doing internships, and working my way up the ladder from revisionist to artist on a couple of Nick pilots and XD shows.
hah, should've been working on your passion projects instead nigga I also did all that, except i didn't land a job, cherish what you have

Ayyyyyyyy.

I've got a plethora of characters I imagine in both nonsexual (aka fetish)/sexual scenarios.

Pic related included.

I only ever imagine this shit with drawn characters though, 3DPD currently just out of apathy really.

the shit i masturbate to

>What are some of the webcomic artists that got jobs in the industry.
Can't name too many, but Lamar Abrams for one.

He had both comics and web comics, but having work, ESPECIALLY web comics, posted online is a way to boost your noticeability. And if you want your comics to get noticed, they typically have to be "relatable" so they'll get tons of reblogs, which you might have picked up why so many one-off web comics kind of have the same humor to them. A lot of the people who have hiring power frequently look on Tumblr for artists they like and sometimes check their posts or Twitter to see their attitude.

Partially yes. Part of it was also I thought college would help improve my skill (which it did) and would help me form connections because I had absolutely zero (which it didn't).

I still read Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog comic books and fap to Sonic characters, mostly the female characters and especially Vanilla the Rabbit... Also I bombard any furry posters or anyone who has a favorable opion of furrys, even other's who share my taste in Sonic girls

I'M A COLOSSAL FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY POST AND OPINION TO DEATH

same, actually.

This was before Wolverine origins.

>self hating furries
I can maybe understand the compulsion to attack other furries to keep your secret irl, but why the fuck would you feel the need to do that anonymously on the internet? That's pretty weird user.

>Pic related included.

Younger Goofy is kinda hot.

Do ya think so, user?

a-hyuk

Damn, didn't even realize there was a point in time he had it together. I dunno, there's something endearing about dad Goofy.

>Also I bombard any furry posters or anyone who has a favorable opion of furrys, even other's who share my taste in Sonic girls

What is the point? Especially on an anonymous Taiwanese Fish Hawking board? Just fap in silence and move on.

Shoo.

THAT'S TOO FUCKING REAL FOR MY LIKING.

I felt that same way after college, except I'm an animator working in the games industry. Watching your friends get picked up instantly after they graduate while you're stuck working two jobs and applying everywhere was agonizing. It's different in that they were picked up as mo-cap cleanup contractors at big companies, but at least one of them now works at their dream company after that. Nowadays I'm less envious and more grateful for what I got, simply because alot of people just drop off the map after college it seems.
If you want some unsolicited advice, if it really is eating at you, take up a boxing or martial arts class. Beating the shit out of someone/having someone beat the shit out of you gives a tangible representation of your frustrations and you have something you can physically work against. That mentality of having agency when confronting an overwhelming force can feed into other parts of your life, and you're able to handle shit better.

Wull gawrsh

Begone.

Among the many dreams I have, I want to be a comic book writer, but I'm thinking about giving up my dreams and just killing myself soon.

The fact that I watch cartoons

user go take a break from dreams. You need to start doing some soul searching. Go hiking, get out of your comfort zone, attend random events on a whim. You will start seeing things at a different angle.

I really want to be like Claremont and get to write my fetishes into an official big two book. It's probably currently one of my greatest dreams.

There's one idea in particular I've been kind of obsessed with for years and I'm probably not going to drop anytime soon

But I'm a poorfag NEET who has no money. I can't do fucking shit. I'm stuck in a rut I can't ever get out of. I'm thinking of just forgetting everything I ever wanted to do and just offing myself already. Nothing will change 10 years from now or even just 5.

this is hilarious because Lamar Abrams went to college. specifically Art Institute of Washington

So, you spent a lot of time getting mad at something that isnt true. He spent time learning and sacrificing just like you did. But sure, keep getting mad about a fake tumblr conspiracy, im sure it helps you feel better.

This is what I thought of myself 3 years ago. I had nothing else and thought to myself "fuck it". If I'm going to die some day I might as well do things for myself that would have scared me.

Gave up on a dream, moved out from a home where I was always stuck indoors, moved over 5 states and guess what? Shit got better. It was scary but I just didn't care about the consequences or what people would of think. I took a leap of faith (Not religious) and found something new I could be happy with. Forget everything and start doing something different.

Ever since I was a teenager I was in love with Raven Roth.

I used to roleplay with people as a boy who was in love with Raven. One such roleplay relationship lasted for four years.

A few years ago a Raven Roth fake account asked me to be in a facebook relationship. I obliged and we were facebook official.

A year later the mother of a friend from high school randomly messaged me on facebook telling me to research the story of the spirit bear in Canada. She said it would help me in my journey. I confronted her later about it at a dinner she invited me to and she had no idea when it was sent or how, that she didn't send it. The story talks about how the Raven spirit blessed a few bears in Canada with golden-white fur to remind it about when the world was frozen over and cruel, to make it happy the world was green and forgiving. My family crest is the bear. The Roth family crest is the Raven.

A few months later a Thelemic healer randomly stopped me and we started talking. She told me an otherworldy spirit was desperately trying to reach out to me.

that is just selfpitying excuses, alot of stuff you can do doesn't require money.

I don't even know where to start. I'd love to get a job and be a regular productive member of society and all, but every attempt at getting a job has failed for me.

Like what?

If your seeking jobs your only comfortable with (Like grocery stores, fast food, etc), try seeking jobs you haven't thought of. Like a dental lab, library, etc. Surprisingly some don't require any skills and teaches along the way.

Should I? Generally the rule seems to be, if you don't have much job experience at all, they want nothing to do with you.

I don't even get called in for interviews most of the time.

Your waifu a shit.

Become a bus boy at a restaurant. It will teach you about how to work in a team environment, how to be dependable and also how to deal with customers. You can move up to runner after you get good, and then to waiter. It's good money and a good reference from your employer for future jobs. Plus there are restaurants all over the world so you can have a skill to get a job anywhere you move to.

I know.

>Become a bus boy at a restaurant
You say that like it's easy.

I love how people always act like it's so easy to get a job when it never really is. Especially when you're at my age and have never had a real job before.

You might want to look into how to make a proper resume. Also try checking out craigslist on job listings. I didn't know jack-shit about dental lab work when I first started in a new state but I've gotten to the point I now do the shade consultations, denture processing, and porcelain build up. Never finished high school.

Keep trying. Keep doing new things. Push the bounties of your comfort limits. If all things fails, do a walkabout.

How old are you?

I read a lot of novels from many different writers and genres. I only read comics written by Grant Morrison and I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything

I do have a proper resume. And it helps but even after job interviews that seemingly go well, they don't want to talk to me afterwards. Usually it's probably because I don't have a car or a license, which I'll probably never be able to get unless I get a job. It's a never ending cycle that feeds into itself.

In my early 20s.

It is pretty easy. The fact that you have a command on the english language is a step up. Restaurants often hire people whose first language is spanish because they're looking to do the job. Just walk into restaurants and ask if they're hiring bussers. If they're not, oh well. If they are, leave your resume and hope for a call. You can't have a defeatist attitude. You'll just end up defeating yourself before you have the chance to succeed.

At one point I was asking ANYWHERE if they were hiring. The response is always:

>Just apply online.

>It's a never ending cycle that feeds into itself.
This is why you need to break into something drastically different. Tell life and the world a big FUCK YOU. The next time you see something you doubt about yourself, just do it. It's not gonna hurt you anymore if your already at the bottom line.

>This is why you need to break into something drastically different. Tell life and the world a big FUCK YOU
I've already been saying this. I'm really thinking about just killing myself in a fit of rage. Cuz fuck this world and most people in it.

>The next time you see something you doubt about yourself, just do it. It's not gonna hurt you anymore if your already at the bottom line.
M-maybe.

I'll be honest: I'm waiting to see if I can be on disability. My plan is to get disability, then go back to college, try to find a job, etc.

>spoiler

Whatever it takes to get back in control and make life your bitch.

I really want to try fuck someone while I'm cosplaying at SDCC.
I fap to Channel Tans

forget regular employment. learn to make shit and then sell it online.

>control
I guess ultimately that's what I want out of my life. That, some self-autonomy and some power. Because I have no control over anything, next-to-no self-autonomy and no power. I really just want to be a normalfag with a stable job, a stable income, and a car, so I can buy/do whatever but it always seems to elude me.

I worded the first part improperly. What I mean by telling off the world and life a FUCK YOU as in "FUCK YOU. I DO WHAT I WANT. I'LL CLIMB OVER THIS BOULDER YOU PUT HERE AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME BITCH".

Like what?

>I worded the first part improperly. What I mean by telling off the world and life a FUCK YOU as in "FUCK YOU. I DO WHAT I WANT. I'LL CLIMB OVER THIS BOULDER YOU PUT HERE AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME BITCH".
Heh, thanks user.

I wish it were like that. Like some Gurren Lagann shit, but my life is probably more like Eva, if anything. Just really depressing and lonely.

Even in a shit hole like Sup Forums some random anons can sympathize. You're only reaching a quarter of your life. A lot can change in a few years.

>I wish it were like that.

Nobody really starts out like that. Basically it's a "fake-it-til-ya-make-it" when it comes to bravado. It took about 10 years of faking it in my case (and a stretch of borderline homelessness a few years back), but now I'm a fully functional member of middle-class society.

Well...lower-middle class, but the point still stands!

Thanks anons. I really want things to change but it just seems like a pipe dream.

I'll take your inspiring posts into account!

Now back on topic. Jaime Reyes is a superior Blue Beetle over Ted Kord.

Link some of your art.

Don't beat yourself up. Your posts aren't hurting anyone, well technically some zen motherfucker would say they're hurting your spirit or whatever but seeing talentless hacks leap frog over people hurts the spirit all the same so tomayto, tomahto.

I mean, really if anything if these fuccbois can get famous for free why do they need to take your free speech too? What is this? A psychic prison? You're going to let the guards police your mind while they're fucking you in the ass too?
Ask yourself real quick, when did you decide to pursue a career in being a professional bitch?

No. Anonymity is a wonderful thing user. Value it.

I'll break it to you now, normalfags don't get to buy/do whatever. They disregard their passions and interests for the sake of boring stability that lasts 40 years before retiring with nothing to do. It's not as attractive a life as your mind has made it out to be.

I (like most people) hate the Howard The Duck movie, but I can't stop listening to the theme song.
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>you keep that a secret
all of my friends know about my favourite pastime

I've masturbated to Toph porn.

Nothing really
All my friends already know I'm a failure NEET who spends 5+ hours on Sup Forums per day and masturbates to mind control tumblr blogs

On a positive note, I've got multiple ideas for books and movies and would like to try writing some
Though I only own an iPad so that holds me back from even attempting

>using "I don't have the technology to properly write shit" as an excuse
It's fucking writing. Get a pen and paper, or you can use the onscreen keyboard. You'll never be anything because you hold yourself back. End your own life.

I don't just enjoy watching the My Little Pony cartoon, I'm actually deeply in love with a character from it and masturbate to My Little Pony lewd images daily

Also, when I was younger I pretended a hot dog was Sonic's dick and sucked it, and I had a hand puppet toy of Cerra from Land Before Time that I used to lick the inside of and pretend I was performing analingus

Superman should get into more body horror situations. I could see him surviving being impregnated by a xenomorph, absorbed by the Thing, and assimilated into the Borg, and come out fine from the situation.

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Did you keep the costume on?

I used to fantasize to hell and back about Roxanne from Goofy. Shit, I still do fantasize to hell and back about Roxanne from Goofy.

She's just too fine to not be real, man, just damn.

Just go do things, any thing that will get you out of your comfort zone and experiencing bits of the world. You think that you're powerless because you have no skills or money, but you're actually powerless because you've imprisoned yourself emotionally and mentally. You don't think you have the power to effect any change on yourself or your life, but the world can always change you if you just let yourself be washed away in it.

dude i dont know what the fuck it is, that character design is like timeless

Link it anonymously

I write shitty porno about cartoons

I watch cartoons

you sick FUCK

leave and never return

what's the source of this pic

Post a damn link you pansy.

Oh fuck you, now I know you're lying, almost no small businesses have online hiring

You'd be surprised.

Like, not even aged up porn.

wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

I would tap that.

Are secrets the same as a cringe thread.

Tom Hanks has an iPad app which sets it up as a Typewriter which can set it up as a PDF when you're done.

Or just use the notes feature that's included on the iPad.

Or Pen and Paper.

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That i watch anime. Only who knows about is my family and thats kinda it. It is much easier to hide your powerlevel

I own a copy of Lost Girls

Have you fapped to it?

I don't even care for comics or cartoons; I only come here when something major happens to watch shit hit the fan (Like when they replaced Iron Man with that girl earlier this year).

This is my favorite George Geef short. Also, on that note...

This isn't my deepest, but I have a firm head canon that the 40s era George Geef is actually modern Goofy's dad, so that when Goofy talks to Max in A Goofy Movie about having gone on a fishing trip with his dad being one of his fondest memories that it was George Geef and Junior in one of these kind of shorts. I wish Disney would make that canon.

Yes. She told me to, "unless you're hideous like he is, that would be hawt!"

I only like comics featuring cute girls

Okay so, I was in college, and the third season of AtlA had started. And I didn't know anyone else who watched it.

So I was sitting in the lounge at one of the two computers there and this girl starts looking at this AtlA fansite. And I notice and point it out and say I like the show too. And she asks me what was my favorite episode, or moment, or maybe my favorite couple.

And I for some autstic reason say my favorite episode or moment was that scene in the season premiere where Azula is walking around in her bathrobe hitting on Zuko. I don't know why I did it, I guess I thought it was funny at the time.

>"Unless you're hideous like he is, that would be hawt!"
>H-heh, y-yeah...

I jack it to cartoons. Also, I have crushes on some of them.

God, I wish I had friends I could talk to about this.