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At least she's back I guess Edition

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WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

>Audrey's reaction to the midget's phone call was all the plebs reactions to the episode

K I N O

GET LYNCHED

Lynch hates you.

THIS EPISODE WAS THE EPITOME OF LYNCHING

>this episode

kek stan is airing part 13 by accident

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This episode was the ultimate pleb filter

Lynch is the greatest troll of our generation

>post yfw "Starring KYLE MacLACHLAN"

This episode only made Bobby look better. Best original series character confirmed.

You retards know nothing. People have been screaming "filler" from the beginning, but it's all been tied in. Trust Lynch. People turning on TP because of half an episode is retarded. You're as pleb as the normies

fuck you faggots, this episode was absolute unambiguos KINO, better than episode 8
>audreyfags & comfyfags BTFO
>awe-inspiring cinematography and 5-star performances
>innovative pacing and storytelling
>finally all the loose ends of dougie jones storyline are tied up nicely

10 SECONDS

reminder the show was written as a movie first and then cut up later

they probably should have put 12 and 13 together to stop this one from feeling like such a filler

This episode is for patrician taste only, 9.5/10, cancerwaifu faggots and pseudopatricians/plebs go back to /got/.

>you waited a week for this

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this entire episode was lynch BTFOing normies and parodying the original series, it was hilarious (although ill definitley skip this ep when rewatching the series)

>damn fine legs

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This is the only episode I've disliked. I'm not going to pretend I like it to show how "patrician" I am. It was bad. The definition of blue balls.

audrey sucked in season 2 anyway

It's like David made an entire episode just for /tpg/ to shitpost about. This was LYNCHED at it's finest.

>Abby
>Angela
>Charles
>Chuck
>Mary
>Billy
>Tina

congrats Diane Keaton. no longer director of the worst TP episode

So many midgets, so little time.

>tfw we finally got rid of the audreyfags

i love you david lunch

How is twitter reacting to this?

I never knew Twin Peaks was so close to the Canadian border. I always pictured it in the lower corner of the state near Idaho.

After this I'm considering waiting until the end of the run and bingewatching the rest of the episodes.

>5-star performances
>just remembered the cashiers acting

WOW MY PIC GOT USED
my life is complete desu

MJA BTFO

Every midget actor except him will be in this show by the end of the season.

POST DUE VEDDER PATRICIANS CONFIRMED RIGHT YET AGAIN

wtf pls be real

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
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>no Dougie
>no Candie
>no evil Coop
>no lodge stuff
>no major briggs mystery
>no Bobby & Shelly
>no Richard

Instead we got Audrey shrieking at a midget throwing around names of people we have no fucking clue about.

T-hanks David

SIX EPISODES LEFT AND THIS STILL FEELS LIKE A FUCKING SET UP

IF LYNCH THINKS HES GONNA GET SEASON 4 WITH THESE VIEWS THAN HES FINISHED

That was the worst episode by far. Don't even fucking say "LYNCHED" in fact I think you "LYNCHED" faggots might be the true ones at the butt end of Lynch's joke. This episode was blatantly shit on purpose but honestly it isn't really funny or interesting anymore. It's just predictable and boring at this point. There better be some kino following this or else fuck this series.

I was so optimistic after the Sarah and hawk scene.

MR JERKPOTS

They stopped watching 8 weeks ago.

11 > 10 > 9 > 8 > 7 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1 >>>>>>>>> 12

Oh well, no mere mortal could've kept a streak like this.

Plebs btfo! This episode was funny and scary.True Twin Peaks fans will love it.

so every actor has been saying that lynch has been doing only 2 takes this season fro each scene. that really really hurt the audrey moment, way too many lines for memorize for her and the jew midget. both of them were awful and not in an ironic lynchian way either, like porn-level bad.

GORDON COLT LOL

They flat out state its proximity to the border on multiple occasions.

17 and 18 are one episode
there are 5 episodes left

REMINDER THAT ONE OF THE NEXT EPISODE TITLES DIRECTLY REFERENCES CHARLIE SO WE GET AT LEAST ONE MORE APPEARANCE OF THAT FAGGOT DWARF WITH NO BALLS

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>No Dougie, he's annoying!
>Wheres Audrey??
>I'm a Twin Peaks fan, not a David Lynch fan!
>I want more soap drama!

Was it everything you hoped for?

Wasn't this episode more a case of FROSTED rather than LYNCHED?

>throwing around names of people we have no fucking clue about.
Sure is pleb in here

Stick to GOT since you clearly can't handle lynch

You could really feel the Mark Frost in this episode.

Was this a season 2 episode ?

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HELLO FRENLO :^)

is it time to talk about judy yet

I hope they find Billy. I don't care if Agent Cooper ever comes back.

Lynch did him a service for not casting him in this pile of shit.

>yfw it's another scene with Charlie and Audrey in the exact same room doing the exact same thing with no developments

Hate to say this, but GoT would've given us more than this episode did.

I care much more about Trick and Tina. They're my favorite characters this season, tbqh.

I've been Lynched and turns out I hate it

That wouldn't make sense since Jack's was just across the border and fairly close.

Why did Lynch put himself in the midgets role?

GET A LOAD OF THIS

I'm convinced david lunch lol made this episode just so we could shitpost about it and call it the best of the series.

Well at least David Lynch gave himself half an hour of screen time like he does every goddamn episode. I'm starting to think David wrote all the Cole scenes and Frost wrote everything else. What a conceded fuck.

IM MAD BECAUSE A DAVID LYNCH THING WAS DIFFERENT THAN I EXPECTED

After I saw Twin Peaks: The Return episode 12 on Showtime, David Lynch had disappeared so far up his own ass that I have no desire to see another episode until I hear something different. And you know, I loved him. I loved him.

he should have recast every actor as a midget and called it tiny peaks

this episode was KINO what are you guys complaining about?

>based tammy joining the team
>diane getting BTFO soon
>creepy sarah palmer scenes
>qt french girl
>turnip joke
>more dougie confirmed
>ben remembering his favorite bike
>audreyfags BTFO

10/10 better than episode 8

>yfw this is the episode where the critics finally stop giving the show a pass

>Cashier
>Not Tammy.

>waiting for Audrey to show up
>she has become the worst girl since Laura Palmer
jesus christ

Audreyfags get out, /tpg/ is Tina territory now.

i will say the sara scenes were great a+

IM MAD BECAUSE A DAVID LYNCH THING WAS DIFFERENT THAN I EXPECTED

I'M SURE A GOOD EPISODE WILL TURNIP SOON, /tpg/

worth it for the turnip joke

BEST NEW CHARACTER

go to bed Quentin

i think with more analyzing of what the fuck audrey and charlie are talking about (billy has been mentioned before, its the guy andy was supposed to meet up with in episode 7), it'll be better understood and regarded as better, but as it stands on a surface level, it was a pile of shit

>Audrey shits up another episode

just like the old days lads. audreyfags btfo.

Name of that hot Asa Akira looking chick at the end pls

emperors new clothes much lmao

I can only appreciate this episode for how hilariously self-aware it was
otherwise, it's shit
chat made it good desu, I was literally fucking crying

Seriously, I want more of her.

That Dr. Amp scene was very necessary im sure

It was really good, and not in a "haha this episode is making people mad so I have to love it" kind of way, I legitimately loved it. Very comfy.

Is this the worst TP episode ever made? Has Lynch went too far by lynching both normies AND patricians by making the most irrelevant, awful and boring episode so far?

>shelly fags BTFO
>audrey fags BTFO

CANDIE CONFIRMED BEST GIRL
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wrong bitch

>awe-inspiring cinematography

The Return has had a lot of "different" episodes, and they've been kino at best and passable at worst. This one was just horrible.

I thought billy is richard horne?

First Shelly now Audrey.

Why David, why.

Same, the chat was fucking killing me.
>GET OUT
>GET OUT YOU WHORE