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poo poo ppppOO

been told toilstein will be sick tomorrow

Didn’t even know Nokia still existed lol

The ethical implications of Cromwell's actions are up for debate

anime

tfw no rose gf

bite yer tongue

wonder how many trannies there are ITT rn

sue

feeling like complete shit
perfect time to visit the forum

le 56% face

As Marx describes, "chebs are better than arse"

anime?

the battle of bjork's midriff

yes but be careful with that one

Are NHS.

Envy of the world. Germans and Swiss literally jelly at are greatest achievement.

he looks a little like aisha

you encounter a roaming tribe of roadmen in South London

how do you respond?

stop stealing my lines pal

el demonio gatillero...
and the man is wrong yet again

feel like Gary Numan with this captcha haha, but seriously this is intolerable

who you calling pal, buddy

business idea

flood the west with chinese and create a giant overlord 200 IQ hapa race

spent most of the day thus far making up a practice test lads
will be taking said practice test in a few moments
i'm expecting a 100, maybe a 98% at worst

>you will never be 17 again
>old enough to enjoy adult things but young enough to not have any responsibilities to worry about
>enjoying the excitement of friends house parties when the parents are out
>spending most of your college time in the common room playing cards with your mates
>the newly found thrill of freedom from learning to drive
>Go to your mates house after college to play video games and not feel like you’re wasting your time

La creatura.....

gary numan said nine inch nails are the best band ever
how does this make you feel

looks deceivingly cute in this one

Roll charisma d20

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in the land of hapas, white man is king

Binky Barnes is a dog. Arthur has a dog, Pal. Are dogs pets in Arthur's world or people?

I was sick when I was 17 and did nothing the entire year

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That’s because you live in a shithole country

went round to a family friend's for him to have a look at my external hardrive as it's faulty. he ran a data recovery program on it, and some old dick pics and other embarrassing shit showed up on the photo thumbnails, that i thought i'd got rid of.

actually the most embarrassing moment of my life, feel like i'm stuck in a living nightmare scenario. feel fucking disgusting. he just laughed and said "well as long as that's not you mate that's alright"

I left the hard drive with him as well, fucking worried what else he might see that's on there that i didn't know about.

el Goblino....

leftism=mental illness

I'm late for toil lads

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trent reznor is a twat

raaah suck your mum blud kmt

>Deceivingly

>>the newly found thrill of freedom from learning to drive
the northern experience

just embarrassed myself

the skinny bloke?

How does there happen to be so many NK experts? Which uni is handing out PhDs like HIV at a dogging park?

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first reply decides whether i bell the weedman

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has anyone ever been to a fetish club/event such as torture garden or club antichrist? if so how was it and what did it you wear?

what was the name of that site that did all those little nine inch nails cartoons?

no

he's not a dog he's a misshapen pringle with shrek ears

white juche now lad

How many sex partners has your gf had?

>has anyone ever been to a fetish club/event such as torture garden or club antichrist? if so how was it and what did it you wear?

theninhotline.net/meatpers/meatpers.html
nvm i found it
ah takes me back

reddit.com/r/NegaRedditRedux/comments/7xgiyx/unless_you_are_a_socialist_living_there_i_dont/

0 because she doesn't exist

>how many are in prison
lmao
yeah id love to get my whole family fed to dogs or something ridiculous like that if I didn't obey the rules

aight nerd

I went like this

ok then
going bed night mate

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Kek

thanks for reminding me

good night bud

love that outfit but think i'd sweat too much, thinking of just wearing some latex shorts, is that acceptable?

>teehee im bent btw :v

>local man spends money he doesn’t have on a lavish swimming pool and verbally abuses his employer because he wasn’t given extra money

not a nerd just not a fucking weirdo
bet this is oxford better, jog on you freak

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facebook apparently helped Donald trump win lads. really makes you go hmmmm
mondaynote.com/facebook-has-a-big-tobacco-problem-f801085109a

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anyone know any decent drawing tablets or whatever theyre called that dont cost that much (dont hat this)

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1. She did suck dick twice before.

so do these people forget that defectors have come across the border and were found to have giant parasites in their stomach

anything rubber or leather would do
it's not even really a prereq, but you'd look out of place going in jeans and teeshirt

Almost 1% of your population is in jail

fuck off cretin these events are in london you absolute cock gobler

looooooooooooool there's a town in puerto rico called PONCE

>/u/CentristsAreScum
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You either can’t have a gf ever or have to have this gf what do you do?

not me though

wonder what my future wife is doing now

definitely wudn't wear jeans and t shirt what's the point in going but are just latex shorts acceptable and how do u get there wearing that or do u bring it in spare bag or something ro just get an uber? also is it weird if u go solo

/brit/ is a centrist general lad

get this gf
arrange a little accident
get another gf

Yeah I recommend stone ones

Prolly having a poo

want to die in my sleep ASAP

Yeh, and it should be higher.
Black streets, death meets.

been drinking vodka since 6pm lads its not making me drunk anymore what should i do

He was their first governor

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powerful...

Sitting quietly with her hands on her lap humming a choon