I want this redone with Pearl's original character design. Oval-headed birdmom is cuter than this moe fuck.
Lucas Long
This is Connie.
William Gomez
When will next episode leak? I don't feel like waiting like all the normies.
Blake Cruz
Post your theories What really happened to baby Sour Cream?
Adrian Ramirez
PEARL IS BEST GIRL
Connor Gonzalez
This is Connie
Evan Jenkins
SEXY L U T
Jason Evans
back together
Tyler Moore
Tuesday
Blake Garcia
>oval fetishist denies the objective cuteness pearl was meant to have all along
do you really think rose "seven foot slut" quartz would have saved pearl instead of a peridot if she was that ugly?
Ryder Wood
Yeah
James Johnson
He probably dropped acid while sucking on Rose's tits.
It was at that moment he decided to spend his life making sick beats.
Austin White
I want to fuck Ronaldo
Ryan Perez
/Maybe/ tomorrow, but it should be Thursday.
Michael Richardson
You are the only person that thinks this way. Keep it to yourself. >I want this done Way to be an arrogant douche and make sure no drawfag ever does that request
Kayden Cook
That's pretty cool
Brayden Martin
And she's never going down down at the hands of the likes of you
Juan Clark
Thanks.
Aiden Ross
>Want to make a straight outta homeworld pic for jasper >Go to the generators site >Shits fucking broken >Have to make it manually >Result
it could have been worse but I found the hardest part was finding a good enough pic of jasper for it, any user got on better?
pretend to be jesus and say "this should be done"? lie and say "it would be nice if this was done?"
let the man tell the truth
Elijah James
>Connie won't die because she's the self insert human character Goddamn it.
Andrew Ramirez
Ya'll in Jaspa's field now, Redskins
Cooper Martinez
...
Kevin Reed
Reminder that Connie is better for Steven than the Gems are. Connie made Steven grow up, while the Gems allowed him to stagnate mentally and emotionally and remain 8 for 6 fucking years.
Levi Gutierrez
oh boy
Parker Lewis
Reminder that she is the hottest crewniverse member.
Jayden Ramirez
P sure its because Steven would just keep bring her back to life
Jonathan Brown
Oooh my FUCKING BOY Steven getting swole as FUARK
That bitch yellow rock is gonna just get punched in the face if she shows up.
Bentley Stewart
>she's a self insert boring mary sue who I don't personally find interesting There got all the meme complaints out of the way now make an actual complaint about Connie's character
Hunter Miller
Literally everyone but the CGs is better than steven than the CGs
Fucking peridot is better for steven than the CGs
Easton Harris
Greg did that. He's his dad, so it's his responsibility.
Ryan Morris
>swole
Nathaniel Cox
>she
are you sure
Asher Phillips
Greg's his distant relative. He didn't raise steven at all.
Liam King
Why do thick eyebrows make my dick hard? I have a problem
Carter Gomez
Quick reminder that they're the cutest couple.
Mason Thompson
Type normally bread guy with that hat(?)
Nicholas Bailey
...
Aiden Reed
cute and sexy
Jace Ramirez
...
Luis Mitchell
cute and sexy
Joseph Clark
Are there supposed to be this many conniefags or is just one guy samefagging
Bentley Perry
w-what
Jordan Ward
i was about to say stevens_first_boner.gif but that definitely was opal
Josiah Gutierrez
Would you a peridot
Austin Evans
...
Justin Nguyen
He raised Steven until he was around 6-8 then he went to live with the gems full time probably at both Steven's own request and Rose's(she needs him trained according to keikaku) In that time Steven grew normally and developed just fine. When he went to live the immortal rock monsters who don't change and live forever his mental age slowed down as well and his life started blending together. Its only when he meets Connie that he gets a real emotional connection to his own humanity that allows him to operate like a human and age again.
Caleb Diaz
hot
Juan Rogers
It's okay, i have a thing for thick eyebrows too.
Cooper Flores
What if the Crystal Gems had told the Rubies that Jasper was on earth back in Hit The Diamond?
Luke Roberts
Jokes on you I was one of the people Connieposting but I'm not a Conniefag. I like her, but she's not my favorite. Got you good haha!
Nolan Sanders
Not even if someone payed me
David Hall
They're multiplying
Noah Reed
HNNNGGGGG THICCER
Jeremiah Parker
Would you let Jasper babysit your child
Hudson Jackson
shatter?
yes
Anthony Roberts
Peridot is for scaring birds away from my corn
Luis Rodriguez
Greg should do that, not Connie. Connie is unnecessary.
Aaron Diaz
...
Brandon Foster
Dang, user. I was just on that blog a second ago. Very cute peris.
Anthony Perez
Everyone bow down to your one true goddess.
Justin Jackson
They may have just taken jasper home and then fucking invaded earth again with a second jasper and an emerald
Sebastian Hughes
Peridot is for hug~~
Leo Diaz
Either >They find her and take her back, which means that Jasper would never have been corrupted, would almost certainly remain an enemy, and would probably encourage Homeworld to invade Earth. >They don't find her, everything goes as it would, and the Rubies return believing they've been lied to.
Christopher Thomas
That's this guy's job
Dylan Nelson
Well I'm one of them but not all of them so its clearly not samefagging. Its almost like she's a good character and most people like her outside of lorefags who refuse to pay attention to anything that doesn't have a gem on it or in it.
Grayson Ross
I think rose showed us that all properly developed quartz soldiers are fucking morons
jasper would ask what the child's purpose was and end up signing it up for a gym membership and enrolling it in college
Caleb Reed
Damn I need to add unnecessary to the least of meme arguments against Connie that don't matter.
Jack Flores
>Just two guys circle jerking confirmed Liking Connie really is a low tier meme.
James Stewart
M...aybe. She knew enough about humans to take her helmet off before headbutting Steven. So she probably wouldn't headbutt a child.
Charles Campbell
>Turn off the bark What does it mean, /sug/? What could be in store for our hero dogcopter?
Ryder Long
Well I'm one of them but not all of them so its clearly not samefagging. Its almost like she's a good character and most people like her outside of lorefags who refuse to pay attention to anything that doesn't have a gem on it or in it.
Hunter Perry
>peridot will never ask you to give her a hands on demonstration of human mating
Why live
Aiden Carter
I kind of want someone to write an alternate version of Bubbled where Steven tells Eyeball EXACTLY what happened to Jasper during Earthlings.
Cameron Martin
>invade earth
you mean send another recon team to unbubble the cluster
the cluster is pretty important, you know, since it's a reusable planet-smashing geoweapon. just having it form near a planet could theoretically knock at least one of them into the nearest sun.
Nathan Kelly
PERIDOTS
ASSEMBLE
Blake Hill
>properly developed Are you implying Amethyst isn't a moron
Josiah Clark
I was posting connie too. we're at least 3
Evan Ross
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE RUBIES
ARE THEY SERIOUSLY GOING TO PULL SOME DEUS EX MACHINA BULLSHIT?
IT'S BARELY TOLERABLE THAT WE HAVE TO ASSUME SOME FUTURE VISION BULLSHIT HELPED THEM FIND STEVEN IN THE VOID OF SPACE
Luis Rodriguez
I'm one too
Jacob Green
Leggydot a cute.
Carter Edwards
The downward spiral
Luis Stewart
"she became addicted to fusion" "lies, jaspers are too strong for that" *unblinks knife*
Christopher Thomas
Japser isn't like Big Boss. Big Boss was disillusioned by the governments that he felt betrayed him and other soldiers like they were expendable tools.
Jasper is fighting for the very thing Big Boss despises. Until she is redeemed, she is no diamond dog.
Logan Campbell
I figured there'd be an episode where the gems go out and find them using the Red Eye
James Taylor
just a moron
not a fucking moron
Carson Lee
So... we gonna see more Quartz soldiers anytime soldier?
Ethan Thompson
>jasper would ask what the child's purpose was and end up signing it up for a gym membership and enrolling it in college >Jasper wants the baby to be healthy and explore higher education
Already a better mom than the Crystal Gems
Luke Russell
>I need to add any possible argument against Connie to the meme file so no argument is valid You keep doing you
Jacob Carter
The Rubies have a tracker that can lock on to gem energy. Its how they tracked down the gems to the barn. Which they literally stated in hit the diamond. Pay attention user.
Owen King
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE RUBIES They'll float around Earth's Orbit for a bit, then crash down in various locations.
Except Eyeball. Eyeball is getting the Kars bad end. Her last thought, will be of the Pearl homeworld would have given her.
