SHE'S SIPPING MOET AND I YEAH I SWEAR IT GETS HER WETTER
/brit/
poo
big fat runt
need a grimes gf
need a gf
need a 2b gf
>>(You)
>>hat
need a joni mitchell gf
Why are british posters the worst posters in /brit/?
Are these the best bevvie?
fuck OFF
sue
need a f
who played john malkovich in the 1999 film 'being john malkovich'?
*raises paw*
want to get drunk
enjoyed this post
peter dinklage
r8 my taste
last.fm/user/sosig
no
low iq
Dave
what's the biggest lie you've ever heard
Feel less degenerate drinking these instead of frosty jacks because they're sleek black tins and not big blue plastic bottles lol
Back the fuck OFF
see
michael b jordan
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immigration and crime rates aren't related
Try again.
keep on rocking brother HH
brexit means brexit
Never having being in a relationship is the worst feeling. At least if I had an ex I would know I was normal enough for someone to at least like me at one point. I don't know what is wrong with me.
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>strongbow in 2018
every mans on the 'ligs these days
(and rightly so because they taste great)
pablo picasso never got called an asshole
immigration and crime rates are related
john malkovich
ooh that's a lovely bit of crumpet
99% of my posts are ironically unironically post-ironic ironic
spend time with friends
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GOD DAMNED JEWS
GIB FORESKIN BAK
bit edgy
acing every practice test lads
racist
who will you target with your first drone strike?
I’ve had sex but never had a gf whatever that means.
just watched slumdog millionaire lads, unironically kino
deano sings the songbook of gary barlow
based Genie
>friends
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anime
I do they just talk about their past/current relationships which makes me feel worse
never even tried to get a gf to be honest with you lads
how did it go from this...
should i order this thing or nah?
>bitcoin recovering
no idea why since the technology is shit but my £200 stake is currently worth £507
literally too stupid to ever cash out because I have no idea how to pay taxes on my gains (or how to pay taxes in general)
yeah do it
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same
even worse is I know I'm at least moderately attractive because I've been hit on by birds and pulled but never rode any
just too autistic to cross that bridge I suppose
alternative history idea: Edward VIII refuses to abdicate and makes Oswald Mosley his Prime Minister, dragging the country into a bloody civil war
the factions would be:
>The Edwardian Royalists-
supporting King Edward
>The Reactionaries-
Mainly far right and fascist organisations who are supporting Edward to further their own agenda
>The Anglican League-
'Middle England' at war, traditional liberals or Conservatives who find themselves opposed to both the King and the Prime Minister
>The Liverpool Free State-
Faced with troops trying to break strikes in the City, the Mayor declares Liverpool an Independent Free State
>The Yorkist Front-
The City of York declares its support not for the King but his brother Prince Albert
>The Peoples' Armies-
trade unionists, socialist groups and anarchists seeking revolution rather than just reform of the monarchy and government
>The Scottish Republic-
angered by the imposition of paramilitaries and the activities of the King's Prime Minister, Scotland succeeds from the union and declares a republic
>Nationalist Independence Groups-
In Wales and Cornwall groups are fighting for independence of the King's government
>The Albertines-
Parliament in exile elects Prince Albert as Lord Protector and invite him to return from self imposed exile in Canada and take all necessary means to restore order and place Albert on the Throne
>The Red Clydesiders-
Radical socialist groups in Glasgow aiming to bring about a socialist revolutionary government
>The Jacobites-
Angered by the failures of the Scottish Republic this group of mainly conservative highland landlords have invited Prince Ruprecht of Bavaria, last claimant to the Stuart line to raise a revolt and restore the Scottish monarchy
>The League of St Andrew-
The pro-unionist party in Scotland seeking an alliance with Prince Albert
>The Lord of the Isles-
A Scandinavian aristocrat distantly related to the English Royal family revives an ancient claim on the Western Isles
it's not pleasant having ex's lad. it hurts.
youtube.com
what went so terribly wrong?
no
why are some condoms flavoured
do vaginas have taste buds?
just take 20% and stick it in an envelope and send it to her maj
>friends
What about this other thing? Should I add that in as well?
yes
subscribe to black creators
100% man
for the few runt women who won't suck it raw
*breathes deeply but does not answer*
youtube.com
fuck nigel farage for killing the smiths
this nation needs more guns honestly..
YEAH I'M 6IX9INE WITH THE NINE ON THE REGULAR
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>grugginas want to be raped
oh my days fuck off you boring old twat
Any other men unironically gay racists?
interesting idea tbqh
>have invisibility superpower
>sneak on airplane, fly to England
>sneak into Emma Watson’s flat
>sneak into her bathroom
>wait for her to poo
>watch her poo
>”plop”
>she finishes
>sniff toilet bowl
gays are an abomination
Why are these threads so fucking horrible?
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alri Milo
god I really really want to get fucking mangled
only one more day of toil left my fellow toilers
we've made it this far, can easily make it through tomorrow !
when will the racist acceptance movement start?
the smiths were disbanded in the 80s lad
this is a white girl
why do men have nipples?
>i.4cdn.org
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
they've been worse with the benders and gimmick posters shitting them up. Can't stand it
i dont have the picture to hand but i'm doing the apu with a magnifying glass reaction
>wool trainers that would get soggy in seconds in the rain
these trigger me