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Jezebel wont review "no mans sky" because the name is sexist

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The game is shit anyway

But the title is saying the sky doesn't belong to any men

>Jezebel
who cares

>linking directly to jezebel clickbait article
Why do I even come here.

>not understanding there own language
man is in origin a neutral word. a male human is a wereman and a female is a wifman

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Eternal pain of SJW scum trying to retaliate for Ghostbutlers.

>linking directly and not archiving it

on double the best chan, you would be banned op.

He must think about cock a lot

Do they really not realize that man can be synonymous with human? We don't say huwoman.

Is he really that fucking stupid?

>One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

>Jezebel
Same place that calls their new outlet "The Cuck".

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someone archive

fuck you i said it first

Basically the game forces you to be a merchant, and I kinda dig that.

The bearded numale has an incredibly punchable face.

underrated post

>Not using pastebin
>Linking directly to Jezebel

Get fucked shill

We're not taking your clickbait

Gee, I wonder why Jezebel hasn't done a review of no mans sky yet SAID NO ONE EVER.....

>wereman
I want to be leaf

Man isn't masculine though, it's neuter.

Anda a camfagear Kurono

>using man to mean all of mankind is sexist

Women are stupid as fuck.

Batperson: Arkham Asylum

Compersond & Conquer

Compersondos: Behind Enemy Lines

Deus Ex: Huperson Revolution

Hitperson: Absolution

Might and Magic VI: The Persondate of Heaven

Rayperson 3: Person of Colour Havoc


There, I just made videogames more inclusive and gender-neutral. Now that's what I call progress.

underrated

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>Hitperson: Absolution
I could play a Hitman style game with a chick as lead. Less physical capabilities and direct attacks, more social engineering to get into position, poisoning and trap setting to kill people and escape instead of physical attacks(given that women are weaker generally).
Might be interesting.

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nigger that post isnt even 10 minutes old, it hasnt had time to be underrated

over salted

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and the feminists want to neuter all men.

>social engineering
>whoring yourself and murdering the target after he falls asleep

>Compersond
You're very thorough in your work, user. Good job.

>Dues Ex: Huperson Revolution
I'd like to play as a Brazillion rebelling against the Olympics. Pic related.

>Rayperson 3: Person of color havoc
I wouldnt mind a Milwaukee simulator from the perspective of a protagonist named Ray

Im too lazy to archive it idc

>sense of irony
>buttblasted little whiner

pick only one

>I wouldnt mind a Milwaukee simulator from the perspective of a protagonist named Ray
kek

>no woman's sky

>rayperson 3: person of colour havoc

fuck that got me

>unironically spreading clickbait
You know damn well they're just playing stupid.

Pretty much this.

>male target; fuck and kill
>female target; fuck relative and make him kill her

Hitwoman: Fucksolution

It's not called No Woman's Sky because woman can fly just fine. Bang, zoom, straight to the moon.

Yandere Simulator?

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isn't this a variation of no man's land??

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people?

Nah, but I'll go back to your mothers cunt homie

A woman's only tactic is spite.

Uhhh racist and sexist much?!?!

and they say germans aren't funny

Whats funny is that race baiting mtv bitch is married to a white guy

Gerperson: Finalsolution

fuck. fuck fuck fuck! don't need the damned gif can see it now.

>call it 'no woman's sky'
>women now complain that only they cant own it, so it's sexist
this is a Sup Forums thread

>Give them what they want
>Title it: "No Woman's Sky"
>Article after article on: "Why aren't any woman allowed to have this sky?!?!?! What is it a MAN'S SKY ONLY?!?!

They are dumb and so are you for even giving them attention.
>hey guys look at this clickbait article that says "X = racism/misogyny/etc!! Isn't it STUPID?!?!

cancer... (You) and them equally
no bump for this gay thread

Kill me

Why do you think this is a gay thread? Personally, it activated my cranial almonds.

It wouldn't matter if they did review it because the review would be from 15min of half assed gameplay by someone that doesn't play games.

Mission briefing
_______________________
Eliminate all targets:
>Jews
>Gypsies
>Disabled
>Niggers

Optional objective:
>Shitskins
>survive 1000 years

Underated bantz from the Home of bantz

Yes, but it can be somewhat fun to just play for 20 minutes every now and then (any more would be get pretty boring)

>for Chrome

Kill yourself goytoy

Does Jezebel normally do vidya reviews, or did they misplace a Kotaku article?

So all we have to do to keep these annoying cunts out of our games is name them so it pisses them off?

Can we start renaming games now?

Ye, some wordplay