A new low for this season lads. That list of leaks is also looking increasingly legit, just disordered (perhaps as a result of last-minute pacing changes)
Highlight: > Sandsnek BTFO with great acting from Lena
BUT: > Timelines all over the place > Hyped scenes (Jon/Dany meeting, Jon/Tyrion reunion) were a huge disappointment and reflect how poor the show's writing is now > Siege scenes were lazy and had literally zero build up or sense of there being 'consequences' - compare it to the immensity of the Red Wedding and the sense that there would be huge fallout > Dany reminds the audience that she has no formal education but is now a combination of Napoleon, Jesus Christ and Germaine Greer. > Bran/Sansa reunion was garbage > Tyrion is now one of the most boring characters in the show > That spear
Dany was such a cunt during that whole conversation with Jon
>all of her power comes from the fact that she has THREE (3) dragons >doesn't believe in zombies epic meme
Jaxon Lewis
Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed the spear
Wyatt Parker
Why is Jon's revival being treated as a huge secret?
I gotta say, this was an alright episode. I particularly liked Cersei's scene with Ellaria and the snake.
Christopher Mitchell
Why were they so autistic around each other
Charles Campbell
Probably the most YASSS'ing of any episode so far. Sansa is also now an expert on ruling during winter and armouring soldiers
Tyler Hall
cuz you get nervous around those you're attracted to
Connor Murphy
Unresolved sexual tension
Jeremiah Foster
Dany was such a fucking moron during that scene
> Your family swore fealty to me forever! But your dad tried to fucking murder my family > LET US NOT BE JUDGED BY THE DEEDS OF OUR FATHERS Ok, so I don't want to bend the knee > But your family swore fealty to me!
Like fucking hell.
Nathaniel Reyes
what spear?
Joshua Sanders
What spear?
Zachary Hernandez
Did Sansa handicap brother warg into littlefinger briefly during that speech?
Jace Gomez
ya its like after she jumped off the wall she suddenly knows everything
she's going to kill little finger after he kills his bald fat equivalent and sansa will be the evil red pilled ruler equivalent of CIA
John Lopez
YOU JUST KNOW
Sebastian Evans
>why I can't negotiate the same salary as men: the scene
Josiah Ward
S-see? Women can handle grain and armoring, too! Also when is CIA going to enact his master plan, whatever it may be?
Julian Scott
what spear are we talking about
also
>dany meets with jon >davos mentions he was stabbed in the heart >dany obviously thinks that was weird, mentions it to tyrion >DOESN'T THINK TO ASK THE RED WOMAN WHO WAS THERE ABOUT IT >DOESN'T THINK TO ASK THE RED WOMAN ABOUT THE DEAD RISING
Anthony Foster
I suspected Daenerys would start losing but didn't expect it this fast.
Don't forget > Don't judge me by the deeds of my father! > The fact that I came out of my father's cock means that it is my rights to kills tens of thousands of people to become queen! > Ignore that bad stuff, and the fact that I was sold into slavery and raped as a result of my (also evil) brother, I'm different! It's my turn! It was our coincidence that they were evil, but I (*sacks a city*) am different! I honestly hate her character so much, she ruined the show
Grayson Wilson
>jon snow fondles dragons next episode
Aiden Martin
I want to know if this cunt will appear again.
Michael Bennett
Oh yeah, i forgot about THAT flawless logic
> I deserve to be queen because of my birthright > Don't judge me based on the deeds of my father!
John Thompson
He'll appear again in a bidding war between Jaime and Tyrion
Jaxson Foster
But he just did.
Easton Miller
Whose bum would you like to stick your finger in the most? Pic related. I would like to stick my finger in her bum the most.
Nathaniel Allen
Another episode
STILL NO HOUND REEEEE
Jaxson Evans
jaime's lannister armor with the black back is based
Camden Russell
>your walking dead... men
Where there walking dead references in the books?
Jeremiah Clark
She's just playing hard to get. Normally she would've chopped off his head by now.
Henry Hall
Don't get too attached, flagrant masculinity marks you for a gruesome death.
Isaac Kelly
Grey Worm's noodle arms can throw a spear that can lift up a full grown man wearing armor and pin him, dangling in mid air, to a door made of solid wood. It looked laughable
Aiden Campbell
Why does Dany summon Jon to represent the North but not Petyr to represent the Vale?
Oh yeah. Shitty writing.
Lucas Hill
it was awesome seeing the good guys win this episode, going to suck when the entire army gets caught by the cunt with the dragons and her klingon army out in the open.
Kevin Flores
so what happens - cersei beats up dany until she's about to win, then the white walkers come and beat cersei then muh dragons burn up the white walkers and dany and jon snow fug
Logan Cook
He's king in the north my lady. Finest man I ever known.
Stannis who?
Adrian Diaz
>Tfw you know for a fact he'll die soon defending Tyrion. Feels bad...
Juan Davis
Did Dany want that snow dick?
Tyler Garcia
OFFICIAL CHARACTERS RANKING
Top Tier >Jon >Bronn >Olenna >Cersei >Oberyn
Shit Tier >every other character
OFFICIAL FACTIONS RANKING
Top Tier >Lannisters >Goodmens
Ok Tier >North
Shitty Jobbers Tier >every other faction
Jacob Walker
The good guys haven't even arrived yet though.
Lincoln Watson
He didn't even mention his son. What the fuck? I'm convinced none of the writers watch the previous seasons.
Liam Gutierrez
>Sansa embraces the patriarchy and quickly gives WF to Bran >Bran starts triggering her >Doesn't throw a SJW fit and flails her arms screaming >Quietly pardons herself and walks away
/ourgirl/
Justin Ward
APOLOGIZE
Dominic Cox
>kellyc gets one of her dragons killed by the ballista >loses another to the lich king >the remaining dragon goes with jon targaryen because he isn't retarded
Andrew Williams
He'll get Dorne either way
Justin Young
If she was smart she'd send ravens to Littlefinger promising him control of the North if he used the Vale's armies to defeat the weakened Northern lords
But she's retarded
Jayden Rodriguez
>you're in a state of open rebellion >j/k here's some rocks breh
Caleb Barnes
Wait, why did they attack Casterly Rock again?
Kevin Johnson
He used da powa of his enslavement rage to kill da white man.
Logan Butler
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
Jeremiah Wilson
Dragons are clearly going to be OP against white walkers. White walkers are going to kill everyone else in westeros, then Dany will effortlessly sic her dragons on them and take the crown.
Then she'll give a speech about how she's the best even though she didn't fucking do anything, as per usual.
Jordan Price
I think I might need help because my hatred for women is getting out of control and it's clearly not healthy. how do I fix myself?
Andrew Torres
How long does it take the Snek to die from the poison? I mean it must be months already passed based on the events of the last 20 minutes
Parker Morales
>Jorah's entire torso and likely down to his knees are covered in infected flesh >show a grueling sequence of Sam slicing all the infected flesh off >a quarter inch deep, all across his body >next scene: his skin is soft, pink, and hairy >he has nipples >it looks like he just has a mild case of carpet burn
wew
Thomas Smith
His son was a crazed fanatic who got BTFO by wildfire
Connor Turner
that's a rare che guevara mate
Michael Parker
Gee what a great episode guys! >No Arya, memedor or captain phasma
Sebastian Edwards
>Your Grace, the white walkers march south with an army of the dead. If we do not put aside warring over the crown, we shall all die. >MY BIRTHRIGHT. I WANT THE THRONE >That can wait. If everyone dies, there will be no kingdom to rule >BUT I NEED TO SIT THE THRONE. >It is important that we save the kingdom. Doom awaits us all if we cannot unite. >I WAS RAPED
Henry Ramirez
Uh...might want to watch that episode again.
Caleb Anderson
To take all the gold from the empty mines of course!
Jose Lewis
kys
Tyler Young
Can i smell it after?
Jacob Rodriguez
suppose to be rich; tyrion didn't know about the empty mines.
Adrian Reed
>You will never see Jon swing a fucking sword into that bitches chest.
Adam Kelly
*blocks your path*
Jackson King
Was I the only one who thought Cersei was gonna rape Ellaria's girl in front of her when they kissed? That would've been fucking sick and also hot
Zachary Adams
>bran thought it would be a good idea to bring up how he spied on his sister getting raped
Chase Stewart
did you expect him to sit through 8 hours of makeup for one scene?
Isaiah Thomas
does the leaks confirm if some unsullied survive? i really like them
Easton Torres
it was autism
Cooper Brown
How the fuck would you feel if you wanted to fuck your aunt?
Joseph King
Because Tyrion was trying to make a point and did let his ego get the better of him.
Adrian Hill
>be raised abroad >vague knowledge of history >guy walks up to you >starts going on about zombies and something called white walkers >don't immediately believe him and suck his dick
Ayden Cook
why does everyone hate our guy, /got/?
Eli Russell
>Oberyn >Olenna
>No Sam >No Ser Davos
Noah Watson
>getting raped by Cersei >punishment
Lucas Foster
How the fuck did Euron Greyjoy just sneak up and fucking annihilate the unsullied fleet anyway?
Kevin Davis
seek help-desu we may be shit heads here but seriously, if you think you may end up hurting someone you should go talk to a doctor before its too late.
Austin Walker
who is more powerful Essos or Wessos?
Joseph Long
We've been waiting for them to for a while.
Thomas Wright
Shoot prostitutes with a crossbow.
Jack Clark
Unsullied are dumb mindless drones.
Alexander Morgan
It's only been a few hours and this meme is already stale. It was Facebook tier to begin with.
Robert Edwards
No no no >Top Varys, Olenna, Jaime, Sansa, Davos, Cersei >Shit Dany, Jon, LF, Bran so on and so on
Jack Bennett
Wessos is completely indebted to Essos so I'd say Essos.
Jace King
...
Isaac Cox
Daily reminder she was not raped because it was the wedding night and it turned into love.
Hudson Bailey
Twitter is eating him alive right now. Bran isn't surviving the first episode in s8.
Henry Russell
I expect him to bare the scars of his sacrifice and the life sentence of hideous disfiguring that he chose in exchange to live.
And I'd expect him to wear that makeup in every scene he's in until his role is complete on the show. Absolute trash shows put minor actors in more intensive makeup for longer periods.
Owen Martin
they have no cock. so literally no reason to live
Sebastian Collins
Apple users you mean
Bentley Watson
get laid
Cooper Wright
Of course, she'd have to send that Ravel to Winterfell, because Littlefinger is just sitting there, waiting for the writers to remember him. "Dear Winterfell, please give this note to Baelysh. No peekies."
Samuel Davis
replace Jon with littlefinger and you're off to a good start
Landon Cooper
Are we still supposed to like Tyrion? He's basically the biggest traitor in the entire run of the series.
Ian Carter
It's not a meme. He literally says it in the show. With no sense of ability to see how retarded that would be to say. It shows a distinct lack of awareness
