Bow down to the football kings

Bow down to the football kings.

You may only post here if your country is top tier in soccer/football.

Pic related.

Not sure if we are top tier nowadays, but we made school in this sport.

>NIG-GER

who cares about your fake sport?

>Germany top tier in football
>0 Superbowl wins

Too bad they changed it to NGR, because of that exact reason.

POSTING. TOP TIER IN FOOTBALL. SUPER BOWL IS WHERE? FUCK YEAH, FUCK YOU, ITS IN AMERICA.

>takes a national sport
>compares it to an international sport widely known in every single country of this world
my sides mate!!!

top tier players and expectations

bottom tier delivery

come on big sam

Isn't American football really popular in Germany? I heard you have clubs in almost every city.

I really hope we're able to wipe out brazil once again. The national 7-1 day was amazing here. People went crazy.

serious answer: you can compare it to soccer clubs in the US. Only big cities / colleges / unis have clubs with adequate squad size. Most of our unis have "American Football without touching", a pussy version, where they allow women to play with men.

>takes a game for dirty brown children
>calls it a sport

>take dirty brown children
>call it sport

the best part is they hunt each other

My country is unironically better at this sport than you. How does that feel?

>americans try to make a ball
>someone sat on it
>it became egg-shaped
>most of the time ball is held in hand and thrown
>still call it football
mfw

>You have to be rich and white in order to practice a sport
>Long jump/High jump/Triple jump/ 100m dash/ etc. aren't considered real sports by some Americans

Americans are really a thing, honestly

Mr. Burger sir I am befuddled, did you just suggest to be better than the reigning world champ?

People Who Annoy You

Is India participating or are they still butthurt about having to put on shoes?

Hello
Who Hajduk here?

Um...I sort of want to eat that? With some spicy mustard and mayonnaise?

>Germans try to make new citizens
>they bring in rapist sand niggers
>call them "new" Germans

Is it really shown as NIG-GER?

You can't play American football without feet. Ergo football is not a misnomer.

>world champ
I was replying to delusional britbongistan, the nation that got BTFO by Costa Rica and Iceland

>long jump, high jump, triple jump

nigga them ain't sports, that's basic-ass mario 64 shit. you wanna make a sport, go get a team of brazilians to jump QPUs IRL

Everyone?

>tfw BRA71L gets btfo again by zee Germans in their rematch

I cant wait

Not even our main game and we get in the World Cup and have to work our arses off where as euro fags and US get pretty much automatic admission.

Therefore we are the best at soccer.

95% of the action involves your hands. Should be called hand egg

>assuming

We're all Welsh when it comes to football, lad.

Holy shit, check those digits famalam

yeah, I just took this picture from a recap of a german report

ok, let's call tabletennis, foottennis now mate

>he's so hurt about a german insulting his favorite sport
>he starts talking about immigration in a football thread
literally my sides, you guys need to try harder

>hand egg
Why don't other nations fight us if they're this butthurt about it

Of course you do. You're American.

I'm honestly a bit worried, HUEzilians beat Honduras 6:0 today.

You can't user. The pink thing is called meatsausage (fleischwurst) and I had a bet that I can easily eat 1.5kg of this fucker with mustard... but I failed.

Has NOBODY else noticed this or is it the joke of this thread?

The only people who call it turning left and a "sport" are trolls.

Its fucking racing you moron. Who cares if its a sport. This is an issue that trolls invented and only trolly discuss

>hand egg
that's already taken. egg tossing is a sport

boxing is also an existing sport

sorry there is nothing to call american football so it doesn't really exist

I see what you did there

Why don't just call it "Rugby for faggots"?

What game is this?!?!

nice dubs, pic seen and lol'd, you pic is really funny too

hey man me too! When a buddy showed me the picture I went into an EDEKA, got the Fleischwurst and Bread and literally did this. I felt the urge to puke afterwards. Would do again tho.

Yeah looks like everyone else just feels like debating soccer vs. football again

how does that un-gay your sport or un-rape your sister?

Naggers

that's a good start, but rugby is already a thing

I'm remembering tim & eric's "helmet touch"

Don't you have someone to bite Suarez?

Ffs brudi, its called football because the Ball is one foot long

aww, he falls back into his little-man perspective!

alright, I still like my 100% real story better, though, mein Freund

>dat nig ID

>In the United States, American football is referred to as "football."[3] The term "football" was officially established in the rulebook for the 1876 college football season, when the sport first shifted from soccer-style rules to rugby-style rules; although it could easily have been called "rugby" at this point, Harvard, one of the primary proponents of the rugby-style game, compromised and did not request the name of the sport be changed to "rugby".[4] In English-speaking countries where other codes of football are popular, such as the United Kingdom, Ireland, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia, the terms "gridiron" or "American football" are favored instead.[5][6]

We did alright in the euros. We certainly did better than the English.

>Germany vs Brazil in final

Brazil will get humiliated again on home soil, this time in the final lol

Gridiron is a much better name for football.

Prove me wrong

It doesn't matter who wins next. In the World Cup it was 7x1 and the Germans could make more, but they didn't because the next game was the final.

I ate 1.2kg Steak one evening and I though I can easily devour that Fleischwurst but oh boy I was wrong