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alri, british slang for al' righ', or alt right
wish i was a black lad so i could get a qt white gf
anime
need a grimes gf
state
The collapse of the USSR was mistake
What do you lads do about your hair falling out, but an irresistible urge to scratch it?
>Go to local pool
>See this
What would u lads do?
It's 1257 and this coffee is hitting the spot
wish i would get my life together so i can get a qt gf
i didn't like that ps2 dream bros
going to my cousins house as a kid was so comfy but now we're all grown up and nothing is good
got the interview for alt right membership on monday
absolutely bricking it
What are the characteristics of a Deano again lads?
>Buys everything on credit
>Doesn't care about culture of other countries but just goes to ghettos with other British on holiday to places like Ibiza or Magaluf for drink
>Isn't into politics but supports Jeremy Corbyn because they want free shit
Would love just 5 minutes inside her.
bahaha, classic mate
how long have you been sitting on that one?
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years mate
had to invent the alt right first
right so basically
>first shift at a student night club
>can’t hear a fucking thing
>cretinous students yelling in my face asking for vodka cokes
>godawful club hip hop music
>other bar tender had a lobotomy or something
and i couldn’t hear anyone’s orders so just made random ones and they got mad so i walked out xx
Select one from each of the following categories. I was doing the following this morning:
A.
Working
Studying
Posting on the chon
B.
while being a good citizen
while contributing to society
while watching porn
how badly does weed stink up your clothes
doing a read
en.wikipedia.org
aha good on you lad
good emma pic
BMW, Rolex, Real Estate
Not sure what they eat though
im designing public toilet amenities and ive finally figured out why theres a gap under the walls and door
Once I inherited something from someone I've never met. Was a weird feeling I tell you.
dumb pirate frogposter
Why
Why?
It stinks up your mind even more. Just think about it (if you're still capable)
For doing a cheeky peek at the lad having a shit next stall over?
cannot keep up with all these /brit/ names
only know rorke, rasheed and tarquin, what's a dave, trevor and deano?
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based pirate frogposter
Take your upvote, my good sir
why did you chose to work in a bar
need a froglad to post toot innit
Deano is a typical Deano
Dave and Trevor are used by only 1 autist. Terrible gimmick
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its a requirement in the guidelines stating that the gap exists in case somebody collapses and you can get under there to drag them out
the partition walls don't reach the ceiling just because of ventilation issues
we interrupt this Sprite™ Sunday Morning Mass to bring you the Psalm of the Day brought to you by Taco Bell™, remember folks don't forget to Live Mas™ during this live mass
haha ah yes i bet the proud mexican navy lost a lot of money to british pirates
matt here ama
>choose to work in bar environment
>obviously dislike bars
>crack the shits when you dont like the work environment you wouldnt enjoy recreationally
>quit
utter spas
new girnrnick; where's thailad
>its a requirement in the guidelines stating that the gap exists in case somebody collapses and you can get under there to drag them out
stop bullshitting me mate
i didn’t, it was a club
bars i could handle
alri matt
sort yer life out
woah
now, for our weekly prayer to end mass shootings bought you by Papa Johns™ - the real hunger killer
muh bantu feminist
can't stand r*ddit because everyone acts like they're a triple phd philosopher-doctor-lawyer
i’m telling a funny story not asking for advice you balding cunt
i am 100% serious
my hairline is a lot more secure than your working future you fucking drip
>Living in halls for uni
>One of the girls brings home a different boy 5 nights a week
>One girl brings home a different boy ever Saturday and Sunday
>One's a religious (christian) virgin
Think I hate women lads
quitting feels good lads
>>One's a religious (christian) virgin
dont believe u
so then why did you chose to work in a night club
Are they all Chads or Soyboys?
rest in peace you american beauty
MILO literally rapes SJW FEMINIST 10 year old boy
Uploaded by MILO
mind your business mate
Ahaha just done a hands free orgasm lads ooooh my days that was the BEST orgasm I've ever had
Highly recommend it ton anyone here
Still on a high cos of how good it was
can't even call them a whore without being reported for sexism
howling
all a placebo mate
This post is coming at you live from the interracial breeding grounds.
I never see them I just hear their voices.
I'm at a northern uni and literally 100% of the boys that come back sound middle class.
how i hate this world
Thoughts on Johnny Marr, Matt?
any mummy man in
some clubs are ok to work at
this one wasn’t
jesus shut the fuck up you dumb cunt australians
inquisitive 4 year olds you lot
Based
But it worked soo...?
Don't actual Africans think African Americans are like mongrels or something, in the non-meme sense, because they have no idea about ethnic groups, tribes or native languages?
ahaha a little sensitive are we?
*ruffles your hair*
smol
posny grime innit
mummy?
leeds
Newcastle? We get a lot of middle class southerners up here every September or so.
i bet this estonian is mad cute
Lincoln
Ahh ugh
Ahh ugh
WHAAAAA!
Mini Russia
kimmy granger feet
niggurs
yag sbarro
ayiii...
need a sardinian gf
I drive
lads...
Yeah. Tribalism is hectic here.
i know you wont believe me lads but this is LITERALLY me
I have gotten cum in my eye 3 days in a row now, and it always makes my eye red and irritated. Will this be a long term problem? Also I got cum in my headphone jack
black nationalists hate whiteys in America, but never move back to africa WTF
dangerous and down right stupid
The Stanford Prison Experiment