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>still no blue for Quill

Excited but still somewhat sad

Fuck yes, wild weird aliens

>Slither 2: Slither in Space
I can dig it. Anybody knows what that's supposed to be?

We've known this for a while now.

So is Groot still recovering from the last film in mini form?

I guess they want to avoid him being able to solve the problem by himself again.

LMAO Marvel is fucking finished

>LMAO
Please go back

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How much porn will there be with that tentacle dinosaur?

How?

I can appreciate a cool looking monster but c'mon Marvel, use something from the comics at least.

(You)

no

Groot a cute. CUTE!

What comics? Bendis comics?

What the fuck did they do to Groot, why is he so small

Did you just not watch the first movie?

yep

>Anybody knows what that's supposed to be?

An extradimensional monster they've been hired to kill. It's just for the opening scene.

Abilisk

>Mantis

All of my yes

Fuck Benis, I mean Marvel comics in general. Specifically outer space/cosmic.

I didn't. What the fuck happened

comicbook.com/marvel/2016/08/22/james-gunn-reveals-new-guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-alien-monst/

Also, You mean the Bendis comics about space? Those comics?

You decided to post in a thread when you have no clue what's going on.

Yeah that's what I figured too, but it should still be a reference.

Groot "died" protecting the others when Ronans ship crashed but Rocket kept one of his splinters and it's growing into a new Grrot

Fuck off and watch the first movie before you come into a thread about the sequel, dumbass.

Fuck you enjoy Marvel-Criton

He asked a simple question you autists

So, is that what Elizabeth Debicki looks like when she transforms? Cool.

Same shit that happened in Annihilation Conquest: Star Lord, then repeated in Bendis' GoTG, because for some reason every new writer getting their hands on the character needs to redo that specific event.

It took until the sequel but we've finally got tentacles.

Killed Ronan, found the power infinity gem.

Go away samefag

Footage description from SDCC alludes to the scene.

Scene 1

>Yondu Udonta, Rocket and Baby Groot have been captured by the Ravagers led by Taserface, who is planning to surrender them to the Kree. Yondu and Rocket are locked up in a prison cell, while Baby Groot, whom Taserface considers "a harmless twig too cute to kill", gets put on a birdcage. One of the Ravagers wants to poke its eye out, but Taserface orders against it.

>Baby Groot manages to escape, and Yondu calls for him to retrieve his fin, which allows Yondu to control the Yara arrow. Baby Groot instead produces several other stolen items including a mechanical eye, an office desk and a pair of underwears. Rocket manages to give him proper instructions, and Yondu finally gets his fin back.

>Yondu calls for the Yara arrow, which slaughters hundreds of Ravagers in rapid succession as Jay & The Americans' "Come a Little Bit Closer" blasts on the ship's speakers, which are playing the awesome mixtape vol. 2 stolen from Star-Lord.

>During the mayhem, Baby Groot finds the Ravager that wanted to poke his eye out and throws him off of a catwalk to his death.

point out what posts are mine faggot

>spoonfeed me!

I'm not him you fucking retard. Don't come into a thread making assuptions

>defending a retard who asks stupid questions and needs to be spoonfed

Really, you're not making yourself look any better.

Scene 2

>Star-Lord and Gamora are standing atop an alien-looking skyscrapper, waiting for an extradimensional beast they've been hired to kill to emerge from a portal. Star-Lord notes it's weird seeing Gamora with a gun, as she usually prefers swords, but she chastises him for thinking she'd take on a monster with only a sword. As they begin to bicker, a montage follows, to Fleetwood Mac's "Break the Chain".

>Star Lord suiting up for battle.

>Drax stranded on an alien landscape, saying "screw spaceships" under his breath as he's left behind.

>Gamora taking on the extradimensional beast with her sword after her gun is destroyed.

>Rocket firing at all sides, with Baby Groot perched on his shoulder.

>Drax punching organic-looking walls that are closing down on him.

>The team meeting their newest member, Mantis, who is in chains on an organic-looking environment.

>The team meeting their newest employer, Ayesha, one of the Ancients. Rocket introduces himself, saying that Star-Lord had told him the Ancients were a bunch of "conceited jackasses", but he thinks they're okay. Star-Lord shuts him up and refers to him as a raccoon, which Rocket takes offense to. As they bicket, Star-Lord settles for calling him a "trash panda".

>Finally, as the team stands on the same alien landscape from earlier, an technological egg-like ship appears, from which comes Ego, the human manifestation of the living planet they're in. He introduces himself as Peter's father, to the team's surprise, and talks of how, out of loneliness, he made a human form for himself, so he could visit Earth and where he fell in love with Peter's mother Meredith. When asked by Drax if his human form is anatomically correct, Ego confirms "Yes, Drax. I do have a penis. And it's not half bad."

Neat.
Nice bait, Synderfag. How was Meme Squad?

>defending a retard who asks stupid questions and needs to be spoonfed
nigga he didn't see the movie and asked a simple question.

None of this sounds good at all.

then he should go see the fucking movie instead of asking to be fucking spoonfed

Yeah, I too remember how the promotional art ended up looking better than the movie itself.

>s-spoonfeeding!!1!
go sperg in a rec thread

You're right, it sounds great.

What will Star Lord dance in GOTG2?

everytime

he could go read fucking wikipedia then

wikipedia is haaaard!! ;_;
google is haaaard!!! ;_;

It's going to be hilarious when this shit flops. Once again confirming why the man-children who still read comic books are barely more than marginalized caricatures of themselves. But instead of admitting you've become the most beta of betas, you'll complain for years how "good it was" and how "tasteless" the general public is in desperate attempts to try and divert away the soul crushing realization that you've wasted your lives on mind-numbing drivel originally designed to entertain teenage boys.

He will dance on the DCEU's grave.

I'm slightly angered that Quill looks less DnA like then he did in the first film.

I missed this.

Go to bed Alan Moore.

>TMNT is totally gonna out perform Guardians guys!

I want this on a poster.

It's going to be hilarious when this shit makes 1 billion at the box office.

That makes no sense. If anything Alan Moore's argument supports movies like Guardians, which are family friendly and for kids, over it does the pretentious "for mature adults like me" stuff that Snyder's pushing.

The real man children are the ones demanding a bright and happy figure for kids like Superman be made grey, angsty and then sacrificed, all for their validation.

They want superman to be more like batman. Dark and brooding, because thats what appeals to the hottopic generation.

Everyone else has it. He'll probably get something by the end of the movie

>because for some reason every new writer getting their hands on the character needs to redo that specific event.
I can at least give it a pass for the movie since most of the people that went to see it have never read the comic, or probably any comic, before.

The Cancerverse?

>literally, figuratively, objectively and subjectively reddit: the sequel

imply that is a bad thing.

Criton, and the rest of Farscape, was probably inspired by Starlord.

But that's not a website

>Criton, and the rest of Farscape, was probably inspired by Starlord.

Actually, Farscape was inspired by the fact that the Henson Creature Shop was bored and had nothing to do at the time. That's literally why Farscape was made in the first place.

Lol so wacky haha

i'm talking about the characters.

someone on the production and writing staffs, clearly reads cosmic cape comics.

Early starlord has absolutely not a single fucking thing in common with any of those.

Sup Forums! Sup Forums is laughing at us again!

>caring what the absolute worst board on Sup Forums thinks about you
Faggot.

Sup Forums is shit/ Don't give them traffic.

Nobody cares, crossposter.

I went to see if they had a thread on this. Don't bully me.

this shit looks awful holy kek

I've missed this shitpost.

Karen Gillian is cute!

God I want to fuck asians so much.

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Nebula is not.

I hope baby Groot isn't a thing for too long in this movie. Tiny twig Groot was cool in the comics, but having him actually proportioned like a toddler makes him a bit hard to take seriously.

>makes him a bit hard to take seriously.
I don't think Marvel movies in general are meant to be taken seriously, chap.

Poor King Groot
Turned into some shit mascot

He was already a shit mascot after Conquest.

>I don't think superhero movies in general are meant to be taken seriously
Fixed that for you, chap.

>Mantis isn't green
How dare you

She didn't start out green. I'm more pissed she's not barefoot. Fucking dropped.

James "muh too much green people" Gunn.

Why was she turned green in the first place?

Feetshit go away.

Because of her association with the Cotati, who were plant people.

It's so casuals won't get confused.

MCU Drax is gray because they thought casuals would confuse him with Hulk.

I could see that happening.

Faaaaaaag

>a planet talking about its penis
>great

b-b-but muh Nolan and muh Ledger

Maybe 'seriously' was the wrong word. What I mean is, twig Groot was essentially just a smaller version of Groot. He could still follow commands and could help with the mission. He was still a 'serious' part of the team.
Proportioning Groot like an infant gives off the impression that he actually is infantalized. If that's the case, it'd make more sense to just keep him in the ship so that he doesn't immediately get splintered apart again.