Ignore the f’ing leaf, I’m visiting my senpai. This is the first /FLG/ post so let’s see how it goes. Floridian elections are coming up August 30th so let’s help make Florida great again! Let’s discuss who to get elected and see the power of Sup Forums manifest irl. I did a bit of a head start with candidate suggestions and I’ll make a nice fancy final cheat sheet of the pros and cons of all candidates in the end for normies.
SENATOR Carlos Beruff (Businessman, Pro-Trump) STATE ATTORNEY Mike Satz (Incumbent, “tough” fella) REP CONGRESS DISTRICT 23 Martin “Marty” Feigenbaum (More exp) REP CONGRESS DISTRICT 24 Randal Hill (Cop, Homeland CSI) STATE SENATOR DISTRICT 29 Kevin Rader (Insurance agent) STATE REP DISTRICT 92 Whitney Rawls (IT Major, consulting company) STATE REP DISTRICT 95 Roxanne Valies (Biz and Tech Major, Systems engineer)
CIRCUIT JUDGE: G9 Maxine K. Streeter (More exp) G15 Matthew Isaac Destry (Incumbent, Chair force linguistic, Math major) G23 David A. Salomon (More exp) G24 Michael Lynch (Not a single mother) G2 Kal Evans (Former hobo now J.D.)
COUNTY COURT JUDGE: G3 W. Dale Miller (Navy Seabee) G7 Ian Richards (Accounting major) G8 Stephen J. Zaccor (More exp) G13 Mark D. Kushner (Valedictorian) G14 Samuel D. Lopez (Former cable salesman now J.D.) G21 Russell M. Thompson (Shipping dock CEO)
SCHOOL BOARD: AT LARGE - SEAT 9 Sharnell Selena Jackson (Broker, Postal Ops) DISTRICT 2 Patricia “Patti” Good (Incumbent) DISTRICT 5 Nathalie Lynch-Walsh (Accounting major)
NO. 4 CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT YES (Less taxes)
Here's my Twitter if you want to DM me or whatever (Just made it, I have no idea what I’m doing): twitter.com/Zeroschii
>"Worth my time to vote" >White males only >Federal reserve is evil meme
Dude wtf lmao get out, just don't vote for Rubio.
Tyler Harris
Wow, you must be underage if you think the Federal reserve is anything but destructive to our markets and our country. Or maybe it's just because you're a shitskin.
Daniel Ramirez
No idea, but with a quick look, I'd vote for Bircher based on merit.
Caleb Myers
I'm looking over the sample ballot The Libertarians have guy running for senate with a sweet fucking name >Augustus Invictus
Adam Carter
I just moved to Florida for work. Can one of you suggest a cheap place to live near Doral where I won't die. Getting gun by end of week....
Landon Cruz
Ya, ya. Based freemarket meme amiright?
Daniel Taylor
941 reporting in
Get to them polls, gents.
Noah Ward
I never said anything about advocating for the free market? Jesus christ I can't wait for summer to be over, the newfaggotry is astounding. Clearly you know nothing about central banks and who controls them.
Adam Walker
I've only looked at the Republican ballot but that's actually really awesome lol.
The farther away from Miami the better I suppose, good luck!
haha the joos
Zachary Phillips
I work in Doral the cheap/nearby rentals seem to be near MIA. How loud are the planes day in day out?
Lincoln Watson
No idea and the answer is subjective t b h, I don't think I'd mind the sound but I live in Broward anyways. Surprisingly MIA doesn't seem busy either, never had a big line through TSA.
My mother's husband got a postal vote a few weeks ago, he voted for Beruff
Zachary Gonzalez
Awesome and gratz on brexit! I really hope Beruff gets to destroy Rubio in the primaries like Trump did.
Caleb Young
Mark Bircher is a retired Marine Corps Reserve brigadier general, commercial pilot, lawyer, scholar, and former Blue Angels pilot.
Jolly has been kind of a dud. It was seriously kinda creepy when he ditched his aging wife for the young office hottie. He's pushed taxpayer-funded socialism for millionaires on the beach. he's an honorary Scientologist.
Hope user was helpful today! ;)
Zachary Howard
Illuminating
Angel Allen
Fellow burgers if you haven't registered to vote yet. Register now Not sure if you're registered? Need to register? usa.gov/register-to-vote
TRUMP 2016 Shills don't want us to vote. This makes us a dangerous demographic.
Kayden Richardson
This, nice job. They're not even in the ballot though lol. I'm trying to do something similar for all the candidates to get normies to vote the right way.