USA Risk Thread [Player Slots Open]

Mexican intellectuals gain New Mexico (+3)

The Alpha Revolution gains Oklahoma (+3)

Japanese invaders gain Oregon (+2)

Is there anyone i can take over,OP?

Finish tenessee, invade the Trump Train

Take over new Union senpai, let us ally

Conquer Washington, spill Colorado

Take over Dindu and Become my ally.
>Ze 4th Reich.

Can I take over naughty nip ticklers color and spawn in WV?

Finish off South Carolina, spill North Carolina

>5D Palendrome.....
Finish Filling Le Canada, Go for Pennsylvania

u hadnt rolled though m8, and i dont think you can take over another nation like that

I know. But...Fuck. I had to try M8. lol
I was telling Zee German to take over an afk spot.

You can take over White Bread Band, The New Union, Legitimate US Government, the TrumPTrain or Vikings.

>84084
That's not a palindrome, mate...

Also my roll was to attack Texas cause no more room to expand

Why not the Dindu Confederacy?

Well thank god for that. Glad I miss read it.
I have sexdaily...I mean....dyslexia...

Yes, Dindu too. Sorry forgot

Done

>I have sexdaily...I mean....dyslexia...

Alright,taking over.

>Sends Warsaw pact to Dindu.

Oi dindu, can i ask you to focus on expanding west?

The Alpha Confederacy gains Tennessee (+3)

Chris Christie takes Quebec (+1)

ISIS takes South Carolina (+2)

New players:
The Coal Rakers have spawned
The Dindus are back in the game

Also rolling to attack Texas

Invade Iowa
Pact accepted
You can ask me anything,man.

Take Wasghington State. Spill into Colorado

Take over the Trump Train

Fill the state

Finish Taking over New Brunswick. Start filling Pennsylvania.
>Eats Cheesesteaks
>Such Cheesesteak
>So Cheesesteak

Expand further into WV, if roll is good enough start into Virginia.

>Added +10
>Muh Bayd

Continue the invasion of North Carolina, spills go to Virginia

Can I have Ontario? You know,because i like Leafs and Maple Syrup

Ontario is yours, Comrade.

Appreciated.

Bump for Bread

Bump

Japanese invaders invade Washington (+2)

Chris Christie eats up New Brunswick (+2)

Rolling to attack Texas.

Greatest ally you wanna exchange Colorado for New Mexico if you invade it?

Bumperebumpe

More Iowa

Kill Trump train, fill the state.

Spill into white bread band

Take over WV, spill goes to Virginia

Oh and sorry the bonus is 15 not 12

Stump light green in Idaho. Spill stumps purple in Idaho and finishes it off. More spill into Colorado

Go for Pennsylvania.
>Munchmunchmuchmuch.gif
>OwwwwMuhSides.png

Finish off North Carolina

Wanna exchange Colorado/New Mexico when the invasion is done?

Both have +3 bonus

You mean, I get NM and you CO? Sure, but why?

Sorry for being a bit absent, I'm watching Olympia.

So I won't be locked between you and Alpha

Ah, ofcourse. in fact, as soon as I conquered CO I'll cede it to you as a gift, my friend. It'll be better in your hands.

Alpha Revolution takes Missouri (+4)

Roll for more Texas

Lol thanks

Finish Idaho, spill into CO

Finish off PA. If Spillage from muh sides, look at "The New Union" Angrily and take over Maryland.

Take over Kansas

More Iowa

Muh sides are coming for yur fried Chicken, Isis.

Don't forget to apply my roll from plox.

Also with this roll split all spillover evenly between neighboring states.

Oi coal burner. Want to ally?

Shit, forgot trip code (The Coal Rakers)

Done

Japan takes Idaho (+2)

DinduNuffins peacefully protest in Iowa (+3)

Coal Rakers take WV (+2)

Roll for Taxes

Peacefully protest in Ontario.

Yeah, that sounds good. I'll handle the northern part of ISIS and you can fuck with Georgia and SC.

Take Colorado, spill into Montana.
Cede CO instantly to Mexico if it's finished.

Finish taking the state of Kansas

Dubs, should be enough for CO. Enjoy it, Mexibros.

Finish Taking Pennsylvania.
Attack Coal Rakers
>WV has no food
>Eat their Children instead

Hey, i wont get in the way of you getting Texas in exchange for you helping me out eventually when you can. Can we make a deal Mexibro?

Japan you truly are my greatest ally

You also finished the legit US government

Push to close out Maryland and Delaware (I don't see a border between MD and DE though)

Deliver treaty gift of friendship to Alpha (pic)

Sure, but this might be shortlived, since room is ending on the map

>Japan you truly are my greatest ally
We must work together. America's not for Americans!
>You also finished the legit US government
Checked on my to do list

I was thinking in the way of us both heading north. What say you?

...

That can work.

We need to kill the hispanics planning on coming north.

Japan cedes Colorado to Mexico (+3)

Hungry Chris Christia causes the Coal Rakers to lose their West Virginia bonus (-2)

Roll for Texas, spilling to South Dakota

>3D pali

You try.

Gr8 ally, make a push in double line for the enemy territory

Cripple capacities and try to move away

Burn the Coal Rakers at the stake.
>Eat their Children
>Eat their unborn children
>Force Mothers into slavery to make new children
>Eat those children

Take Wyoming, spill into Montana.

>spilling to South Dakota
Do you mean Nebraska? You don't border SD :'D

Make this roll in a single or double line to cripple all 3 states

...

Yeah, Nebraska.

Still better than burgers trying European geography

Defensive roll (no bonus) against Chris Christie's Empire of Donuts and Gun Control

Fill up Ontario,spills into Minnesota

...

>tfw live in South Dakota
>no one know which square you are
Actually feels better than you'd think. Stay away, nerds.

Or westeners trying African/Asian geography

>Bump

For my non-defensive roll I finish taking DE/MD and move into northern Virginia.

DinduNuffins take Ontario (+2)

But they lose Iowa (-3), Illinois (-3) and Wisconsin (-3) to THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN Alpha Revolution

Roll for Texas/Nebraska

Sorry, a bit too late

Take all of Wyoming.

Next move is pic related OP

That's fine, I'll just reroll with this post. Take over MD/DE and move to northern VA.

Also deliver package of expired insulin to Gov. Christie

Continue Munching on Coal People's Children.
Flank Around to the east and hit Maryland.

Allowing beeling was not a smart Idea.