/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT edition

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First for Glorious Georgian Vineyards

Arkansas is a shithole

third for GUNS

I went down to the range today to see what the people were shooting since our gun laws are crazy. Saw a BAR M1918, but nothing else that was cool.

your fire seasons right around the corner mordorfornian

gonna enjoy watching the west coast burn just as much as last year im sure

those are one of the coolest looking guns ever made, it's like a Tommy gun with even more PEW PEW

>there are even more Eucalyptus trees we can set on fire
reminder that Australia is the all time greatest ally of the US

>the ancient strayan seers prophecised almost a hundred years ago where the greatest concentration of shit cunts would be in the US
>to destroy the worst coasters they sent the soul of australia itself
>a raging eucalyptus forest fire
magnificent

no audio

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ah didint have my amp on haha..

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wise men say only fools rush in

also making new threads before the bumb limit should be punishable by death

t.janny

dont make clean your ashes, jew boy

I'm a catholic you heretic

>I'm a heretic you heretic

>catholic
>you heretic
>you

If you aren't just shitposting then that's good. Did you ever go and ask about RCIA?

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i went to mass last sunday but I'm too autistic to talk to the priest so i just sat in the back and went home

imagine a world without Californians

>I'm too autistic to talk to the priest so i just sat in the back and went home
jej

jerusalembaptistchurch.org/
go here

Jerusalem is too far away

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thats like 3 hours by train?

lol yeah i guess by finland and usa standarts that's nothing

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don't bother, Baptists are easily the most retarded form of pr*t. If you have to choose something else just go to a Methodist or Orthodox church

methodists are closer to baptist doctrinally than to orthodox or catholic though

no one fucking asked you

stupid cunt

>tfw friend works at local brewery and brought me a growler of beer
>tfw talking to broad I wanna rail
spirits somewhat high lads

why do you take religion so seriously while hating everything, honest question

>tfw no kittens gf
;_;

cute boy

boy(female)

having someone to fuck won't keep you from wanting to kms yourself

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just scrub things


are you talking about fucking a man?
ofc you're going to feel like shit and have it on your dick too

fuck off fighting game niggers

because you make shitty posts and I don't like you

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saying "I wanna rail" is just easier than saying "I've taken an interest in, enjoy speaking to, and also fine physically attractive"

thinknigss of getting a electronic keyboard

>southern inbreds

Texas is the only non-black part of Dixie.

la yankeee...

>rednecks actually believe this

t. texan

>Baptist architecture

and?

Looks like a spa resort

means its obviously not the correct religion

what would an anglo, criminal offspring know about religion

Which of these girls (if any) did you crush on as a kid /dixie/?

I liked kyra from kenan and kel and ashley from the fresh prince. no cartoon characters but I think I liked may from pokemon for some reason

>no cartoon characters
>except this one
based retard

back when i was a child there was no may
i liked big anime titties in beyblade though

>based retard
t-thanks
I think may was introduced when I was around 10

ah not beyblade but yugioh

this is the only one I remember liking in that way

none
my first fap material was a picture of Jessica Alba in a bikini in a 2005 Rolling Stone magazine I found in the neighbor's recycling bin

just cut my finger lads

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Good post, thanks for the nostalgia

is your finger okay

Bit annoying but its ok

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gn dixie

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bamp!!!!!!

I'm awake

start bumbing

bumb

It looks like the entrance to a holiday inn Express.

fine ill bumb you lazy fucks

I'm thinking about joining my city's rugby club d00derinos, there's a big chance of me losing a limb

>rugby
why?
start doing judo or something

are you a big guy?

>judo
no, boxing perhaps
182.5cm 73.5 kg
Gotta put on some weight

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tfw my finger are quite flexible now

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Have lost about 40 pounds in the last couple months lads

Intentionally or no?

Nope.
I just used to be NEET and never leave the house and got a full time job with heavy lifting

How do neets even survive
Gibs? Parents?