Brazil is too dangerous

>brazil is too dangerous

it sounds pretty bad tbqh.
no need to gamble my future away like that

I love bunda brazilian shemales.

there's quite a few gypsies here, you would fill right at home in their areas.

if i went to brazil i would only go to rio grande do sul

Isn't it though. I don't wanna be shanked by some dude in flip flops

why would he shank you?

grug live in cavezil 20 season cycle
grug still has head
grug thinks cavezil safe

Because i'm an american, so Paco assumes I have a phone and wallet, so he shanks me and leaves me to bleed out in the dirty streets of sao paulo

oh ok

I'm envious of the widespread big booty hoes

Why is Brazil so crimeridden? Is it because they don't speak English there?

Tell me more about St. Louis.

Blacks, Budweiser and the Arch.
Anything else?

My dad stayed there for about a week while on a business trip a couple years ago. He said the local news stated that there was nine separate shootings in one night.

he will ask you for your phone and wallet.
if you give it to him, he will let you live

That's my shit
Honestly I think i'd like to go to brazil and just not leave the hotel; just sit on a rooftop pool and enjoy the bunda

...

Also, no one will think you are american if you keep your burger ridden mouth shut

Gonna have to be Florianapolis for me lad

He was obviously lying.
People usually need someone to look down upon so they can feel better.
Brazil is usually the scapegoat.

But I don't speak Porch.
Nevermind, i'm autistic enough to just ignore everyone

>Brazil is not dangerous

Brazil is a shithole mate. Im surprised you miserable slum dogs even have access to the internet.

I suppose I could just carry a fake wallet full of worthless brazilian money and a fake id that says Barry McCockiner

>defend
>defend
>blabla
Your country is a piece of shit, accept it nigger
Go ahead, type your response with that greasy sweaty black hands

PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL

>Brazil is sa-

Hahaha very funny Brazil. I'm still not visiting because u don't want to end up on live leak

Try avoid going to school too then.

I'd like to. I've though about visiting, buying a Fusca for like $200 and driving around slaying poon.
Then just give the car to some random person and fly home.

Kek. Amerishots BTFO.

I was talking about St Louis, USA

Ooh burn

>Armenia Colombia

Brazilleans are honestly worse than gippos.

What's wrong with Acapulco?

SHITHOLE
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Id rather spend the weekend in Margate amirite?

>being this much of a pussy soy boy
that's why you are goggling on achmed's tiny brown inbred cock

>Albanian stole his head

considering there is about 98k schools, i think he'll be fine

gobbling*

That would be a cool idea. I have a similiar fetish which is to buy a royal enfield and travel around south america.

Not a new one I hope.
They're built in India, and boy does it show; crappy welds, a gauge face that looks like it was made in MS word
Good looking from afar, but far from good looking.

not shure but is a nice place
>only if you are rich

Must be fucking hard be literally worst than Rio