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let's talk solicits

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>let's talk solicits
everything was fine until New Talent Showcase

way to ruin my entire day DC, fuck you!!!

on a brighter note The Shade!!!

and the Mr. Stroke preview is looking mighty fine

Shit did not get done last night or tonight, so 1) panic mode 2) we'll read one, but I wanted to talk about

THE SHADE IS COMING TO THE FLASH

JAY WHEN

The Shade, man. That's exciting! And Mawzir!

NEW TALENT SHOWCASE #1
Written by VITA AYALA, EMMA BEEBY, JOELLE JONES, HENA KHAN, MICHAL MCMILLIAN, MICHAEL MORECI, ERICA SCHULTZ, CHRIS SEBELA and ADAM SMITH
Art by BARNABY BAGENDA, JUAN FERREYRA, SONNY LIEW, DAVID MESSINA, KHARY RANDOLPH and more
Cover by KLAUS JANSON
In this new one-shot, Wonder Woman unleashes her true god of war against a parade of monsters! Superman discovers a new threat that might be bigger and badder than the joker himself! Hawkgirl solves crimes in the weird weapons unit for the GCPD! Carol Ferris and Kyle Rayner fight about ice cream in space! You’ll find all of this and so much more in NEW TALENT SHOWCASE #1, where recent graduate writers from the inaugural DC Talent Development workshop showcase some of their strongest work yet! See what they’ve learned from masters of the craft Scott Snyder, Jim Lee and Klaus Janson.
ONE-SHOT • On sale NOVEMBER 30 • 80 pg, FC, $7.99 US • RATED T

>Kyle/Carol

only the dead can know peace from this evil

Why did new talent showcase ruin your day?

>Carol Ferris and Kyle Rayner fight about ice cream in space!
why can't we be free of this

shipperfags got triggered

Mr. Stroke is everything I hoped for, and about double that.

>vintage gay porn slade
>married couple bickering
>politics
>triple-crossing
>CLOCK KING

see

The worst part is that I first misread it and only caught the

>Kyle Rayner fight about ice cream in space!

so I stared to get hype before I backed up and saw

>Carol Ferris and Kyle Rayner

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I know, right?

Mr. Stroke is giving me that serious late 80's DC FOR GROWNUPS feel.

yeah Mr. Stroke has a lot of things I enjoy about comics, and I can't not see the similarities to MGS which is even better

also Slade holding babby is too cute

This sounds terrible but I'll honestly be surprised if any of these stories is good. That Hawkgirl one sounds interesting maybe.

It's nice that Slade is gonna be hot again thanks to Priest

Kojima, but more coherent (not that I don't enjoy his sense of humor and love for all flavors of nudity).

Hey, it also has Liefeld's Hawktits.

I busted up at the "Slade holding babby: MUH DICK" comment because never ever change, Sup Forums, people are honest about their fictional kinks here

These Metamorpho faces are continually astounding. Also, I'm wondering if Katana's Hardass Who Kills was more unusual for female characters at the time, yes?

What if it's like the ice cream is from the Vega System and Kyle has this traumatic PTSD flashback and has to be institutionalized?

the cover has fuckin Hawktits on it

I enjoy the idea of New Talent Showcase but everything about the cover and the solicit is utterly repulsive

He even has a personality, and an enjoyable one. Hot damn.

A smidge, but remember that she's very much the usual "crazy mysterious ninja murderer" from the same era.

I hope it's Carol throwing ice cream in his face and then leaving while Kyle has a PTSD flashback and starts crying by himself

>I busted up at the "Slade holding babby: MUH DICK" comment because never ever change, Sup Forums, people are honest about their fictional kinks here
but are they appropriating daddy kink???

Men with babbies is the best thing

This grayson issue practically killed me

Hey OP, long time no see. Sorry about your poor doggie :(

I am sure there is a buff dudes with babies tumblr out there somewhere. There was one for pets, AFAIK.

Maybe she'll be out of costume most of the story?

I feel really bad for making a joke at the expense of actual PTSD, but how I wish Kyle's PTSD became a permanent running gag

I just hope the Bagenda story isn't Kyle/Carol or Hawktits.

Unhelpful Brave and the Bold #200 plot summary via wiki:

While Commissioner Gordon interrogates the terrorist Miklos, a group of his followers seek to liberate him from the hospital where he is being held under police custody. However, when they siege the hospital, they soon find opposition in the form of Batman and the Outsiders, who work together to defeat Miklos' followers and turn them all over to police.

Hawktits could well be Janson going "Shit, N52 Hawkgirl?" and googling it and getting that

we can hope, right

the house is still too quiet, but I'm more at peace with it now because he had to have been hurting

;___;

What if "Carol" is actually Tigorr in a wig?

the only way this story is acceptable

>omega men fan art

tell me there's more

She really needs an official Rebirth costume pronto. Pls come through, Adam Strange mini.

I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter

that's all I have, sorry friend

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Not Muh? Not Muh.

You couldn't pay me to click that.

Sadly I didn't make it into the talent contest this time guys. I fought hard for the wig. Sorry to disappoint.

>let's talk solicits

MOTHER

FUCKING

SHADE

I'm half hype and half apprehensive as to how a writer not named "James Robinson" is going to handle the character.

It could be a platonic ice cream fight...right?

I get wanting to be vague and not spoil shit but those Wondy solicits only confirm my tradewaiting inclinations

Oh, so THAT'S what's been provoking some oblique reactions about L/ois L/ane and fan entitlement and not muh and "Lois is the most fridged woman ever"

I'm going to be hopeful because whenever Opal pops up it tends to be due to a true enthusiast for Starman.

I will be buying Superwoman #2 because I'm not stupid enough to think a cliffhanger "death""" is going to stick more than an issue or two

THe Superwoman #4 solicit even mentions Superwoman in the present tense!

Did we learn nothing from Captain Hydra?

Maybe this is their official break up story.

Platonic, civil debate about the merits of green tea as a flavor.

Pffft, next you'll be talking about platonic sex dungeons.

OP is a faggot

BLUE BEETLE ON WEDNESDAY GET HYPE

>a male
>a female
>interacting in a platonic fashion
surely you jest

Wondy looks so slllllloooooow.

But Lois being treated like every other comic character is an affront to women everywhere!

green tea ice cream is fucking delicious

i hope it's good i hope it's good

please be Good Keith and not Evil Keith

>BLUE BEETLE ON WEDNESDAY GET HYPE

AW YEAH

PLEASE DON'T GET CANCELLED IN EIGHT ISSUES I don't want to have to deal with mean Giffen burning his shit down again.

Sugar and Spike gives me hope.

traci might be back, non-ninja asians are always welcome

>Kyle, I can't be with a man who likes pistachio!

>I

one can hope

if that shit somehow sticks around after Rebirth I'm done

Traci's going to be Superwoman, dating Natasha Irons. Sorry Jaime.

...

It's only right that their break up be as shitty as the rest of the relationship.

Muh dick.
Rucka triggered 100%

You really failed to make that a strawman, I'd definitely read that.

Going to be IN Superwoman, I mean.

QUICK ANONS

Will Trinity or Green Arrow be the most beautiful rebirth book?

;^)

No, it's real. I'll try and find the tweet.

>drawn by based otto

Oooh, tough

;____;

IIRC, Jeff popped up post-COIE with the kids out of nowhere, but why not, they're cute

Manapul's art is gorgeous but he tends to get too self-indulgent when it comes to double-page spreads and whatnot.

The artist on GA (name is slipping my mind at the moment) really know how to pace out a tight action sequence, so I'd give that book the edge.

Well, I'm still not mad. I like the Irons family as much as I like Traci, probably a bit more.

I've been so X____X the past whatever that I'm actually completely behind on everything ongoing.

That means I can just binge GA when I bother to, though.

>let's talk solicits
Young Animal, JRJR, and Brendan McCarthy are all that gets me hype. But it's a strong hype

Hopefully we get nu52/Rebirth Young Justice with Jaime, Khalid, and Kenan.

Reading solicits alongside this book reminds you of what decompression hath wrought

STARRO TIME

Don't make me want things that we'll never get, user.

oh god, I haven't been paying attention, is kenan jailbait?

I think he's like 17 or 18?

>STARRO TIME
Starro was in two whole solicits!

he's cute! CUTE!

I mean, not as cute as Artemis is, but who IS

I'm excited for it. It's going back to Traci's roots, when she had that weird slutty costume and Cir-El was a thing. She's the asian girl on the first cover.

Yeah he's still in high school, so he's right at Jaime's age.

Khalid is in his mid-twenties though, he can't be hanging around with these kids.

THAT FUCKING KITCHEN KNIFE

Jesus christ that's not how foreshortening works

Did you find the tweet? Is it from the Jimenez interview? Genuinely curious now.

>barely legal (or barely illegal)
muh dick

No, that's foreshortening all right.

>Khalid is in his mid-twenties though

I keep forgetting. He looks so young in his book.

>Deathstroke holding Kenan holding a baby

Does anyone know what he won the medals in? There's a lot of cape characters that are "Olympic level" but I don't think I've seen one that actually participated before.

And constantly being thrown out of his depth with all this magic shit and now being tutored by Kent Nelson. But yeah he's in med school.

>Robin and I never had romantic problems

HE CAN BE BOTH

It's not like I consider Superboy off-limits.

Khalid can hang out with Ryan Choi

Jaime and Kenan get Billy

Michael Holt was a decathlete, which is fucking hardcore

Damn

Oh, JT4. Laugh it off, it's the only thing you can do.

>“Lana and Lois aren’t shown as different women wanting different things in life, but often presented as a choice between the rich flavor of steak or the more bland taste of pork.”

busting the fuck up at that one

Yeah, the Damian fan who can't type to save his life was back earlier

I'm laughing my ass off, but fuck I feel sorry for him.

There was some writer on twitter that got harassed by that person too

Really? So was Jefferson Pierce.

Kenan is husbando and not for sexual