Simpsons jokes you never understood?

Simpsons jokes you never understood?

The name implies it's a small "mom and pop" shop that the local community should support, but it's a "subsidiary" (that is, a small part of a larger franchise) which is named "Global Dynamics Incorporated," implying that this is a gigantic mega-corporation that spans the Earth.

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why are you asking a question?

if you don't understand it, how do you even know it's a joke? I don't get it

>D'oh!
What did Bart mean by this?

The hardware store was formerly known as Chuck & Sneed Hardware but had to be changed because it sounded suggestive.

>Formerly Chuck's

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The fuck? Is this legit?

Are Mom and Pop the progenitors of Sneed and Chuck?

The joke is that Miss Hoover was formerly known as Chuck's Fuck and Suck but she changed it to something that sounded less suggestive.

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formerly shelbyville

Formely Chucks

Yeah, she's really good at sucking/fucking like her ex husband chuck

The joke is that Springfield Heights IoT was formerly known as Springfield's Fuck and Suck Institute of Technology but they changed it to something that sounded less suggestive.

Sneed was CEO at Global Dynamics.

Miss Hoover is the sister of Sneed Chuck.

Sneed studied there.

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>Sneed studied there.

>we will never be able to have a serious simpsons jokes you never understood thread again

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Thank reddit and the 90s born queers.

Apu was getting his doctorate there and a possible acronym would be SHIT.

It's a reference to the indian street shitting meme.

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holy shit i never understood this when i was a kid

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I still don't

Is this meant to be a joke though, 10 minutes seems like right around average, maybe even too long for car sex.

Lisa hooked up with milhouse and feels weird wearing white because she isn't a virgin

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>feels weird wearing white because she isn't a virgin
is this an american thing?

Brides wear white to signify purity or virginity or something. She's saying she lost her virginity to Milhouse.

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IDK why this shit joke is still so funny to me
Sup Forums has the worst fucking memes

i thought Sup Forums invented it

IDK if you're fucking with us like everyone else in the thread, but the joke is more about the fact that his grand romantic gesture is going to have a quickie in the backseat and then returning to work

She was a relative of J Edgar Hoover, who was really good at sucking and fucking

I always associated it with Sup Forums and cow tools.

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Damn I thought it meant because hoover vaccuums. Now I'm paranoid I have misinterpreted other jokes.

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No.

Sammy's elegnat scoundrel? Whats the gag?

formerly
Sneed's

STAHP REFERENCING SNEED'S FUCK AND SUCK. IT'S BORING

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shit you are good at this

how?

the joke is that it looked like a shitty brothel and its rebranded as something elegant but it still likes like a shithole

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go fuck (and suck) yourself

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Go back to Sneddit.

kek

underrated

Timing and context. Typically, you can sense a set-up, and you hear what you think could be a punchline to something, but it just sounds kind of awkward and you don't quite understand the emphasis on some of the words, implying you're missing something. If it's a comedy, that usually means there was a joke you didn't get.

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What's his endgame?

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To fuck and suck

>Le formerly chucks edit

Stop this reddit meme

To Feed (eat) and Seed (impregnate women)

Somebody get this Chuckhead out of here

The picture that saved Simpsons threads.

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Is it a reference to that nurse in kill bill?

>my name is chuck and i like to fuck

Can I /r a DO IT FOR HER edit?

(and suck)

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TELL ME ABOUT SNEED, WHY DOES HE FEED AND SEED?

Nobody who owns a Seed and Feed could be an evil man.

Someone please make a Sneed and Chuck edit of this

Worst. Meme. Ever.

Die you degenerate Barney fag

This is so funny.

Why can't I think of funny stuff like this?

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Can someone post the rest of these like Flaming Scorpio's and The Monkees/frogurt? Shit cracks me up but I can't find them.

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because you aren't funny?

the power of sneed compels him

I can't believe this otherwise lackluster meme consistently drives me to tears.

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Chuck is transgender

I never realized Sneed was a girl's name. It all makes sense now.

Yes, but then the camera zooms out and Bart says something along the lines of "Your apartment is really clean".

thats actually kinda funny

It is, its just sorta raunchy for the Simpsons

>Call that a knife? THIS is a knife.
>That's not a knife, that's a spoon...
>Alright, alright. You win. Heh, I see you've played knifey-sneedy before.

>Now I see why they call you Miss Sneed.

"Mom and pop shop" means "tiny shop owned by a family"

But in that picture it's "Mom and pop - a subsidiary of a huge corporation"

Lisa had a fling with Millhouse out the back of the old "Feed and Seed" shack.

It's an obvious setup

Fucking cow tools.

amazing

>What's your sex?
>male
>female
T R I G G E R E D

The Simpsons was way ahead of its time

>Formerly Cape Arbuckle

actually the scene keeps going and bart comments on how clean she got his house

>Wait a minute...
>There's a lemon behind that rock!

>cow tools
*car holes

So is this Chuck or Sneed?