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obligatory frog love edition

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ITT: Characters women will never understand

was emilia clarke always this bad at acting?

First for the pirate king

Why are there no black people in got
Fuggin white boy raycist show

Literally any character.

Women only rate characters on
>attractiveness
>yas queen slays

Daily reminder Olenna is still alive and so is Stannis.

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LINDA REVIEW.

Yes.

Well at least someone got to see Sansa getting raped
Still annoyed we missed out
It's a shame Bran wasn't more specific in his retelling

nothing wrong with her acting

It legitimately confuses me how convoluted this show is.

How didn't any of the advisors of the Dany, one of which was Varys who know severything, know anything about Euron making pact with Cersei and leaving KL to go for a hunt so near Dragonstone

I mean what in the world

B L A C K E D

>davos is literally 5 inches from the sword which he should give to Jorah
Can't wait for him to fuck loli of bear island
Also why doesn't Varys want the red church to spread to Westeros and unite it with Essos
>half the men are missing coifs
>the rest don't fit properly

Well, she's bound to die some day. Valar Morghulis n' all that shit.

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

theon got to watch

>implying he doesnt rub his stump every night while thinking about it

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Will this ever be explained?

literally best ship

He's become creepier than the white walkers

When will Jon shut up about the night king. He sounds like a 12 year old

But men rate characters on both of those also.

because niggers would still be living in mud huts

Also calling Jon getting his armour remade to have a dire wolf kissing a dragon when his past is released

It would have been so fucking nice if Barristan was still with Dany, he could have proved a nice counterbalance to Tyrion cause I feel like Dany is being hoodwinked by this brilliant strategic dwarf. All her allies are dead or gone.

>ew jaime and cersei are gross for their incest
>FUCK YOUR NEPHEW YASS QUEEN

>LITERALLY LIKES THE EPISODE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

D & D

He'd probably fapped to it if he didn't have down's syndrome.

Thank you for picking up the slack this season

I, too, love frogs

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Speak for yourself, I have to pause to wank furiously whenever Cersei and Jaime fuck.

>watching people reviewing a tv show you watched yourself
>watching people react to a tv show you watched yourself

reminder he isn't dead

>the last king of the north was some guy a thousand years ago
No bitch it was Robb, how did you not hear that
>don't judge me by my father but I'll judge you by your forefather
Rape the birch already

>"This is Missandei, her most trusted advisor"
>laugh before remembering she's lost Barristan and Jorah

Is Pilou just seeing what he can get away with at this point

linda likes the episode???
JONERYS SAVED GOT!

>Tyrion cracks some jokes during dinner and offers jon some wine
>''The nights king doesn't drink wine.''

>''All this walking hurts my legs, I should invent a saddle to ride a dragon back to the castle from the coast...'' joked Tyrion.
>''Walking? Like the white walkers?'' broods Jon

>''It sure is dark here when night approaches.'' said Tyrion
>''Night? The Night king is the real night.''

A little bird told him lmao D;

>Mannis comes back as an undead
>Kills Melly Sanders

Pls

>most trusted advisor
>doesnt say shit during audience while a strong independent dwarf keeps everyone sane

is that Alex Hunter?

But MAN WHAT THE HELL LIKE DOOD LMAO LIKE REAL NIQQA

>>the last king of the north was some guy a thousand years ago
>No bitch it was Robb, how did you not hear that
and then jon doesn't even contest this

>Most trusted advisor
>But Tyrion is the hand

>GIVE ME 10 GOOD MEN
my fucking sides they're not even hiding how shit they are at writing anymore

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So I went and told him to find the cure for aids and HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

At least she knows her place unlike that loudmouth geordie who kept talking over Jon

I think Dany think it's ok for HER to break the glass ceiling but she will keep all other women down.

When the soldier told Sansa "Someone's at the gates" I hoped it was him...

So, wat has more bandwidth, Bran's treenternet or Varys' orphan-net?

>everybody loved the twenty good men bit!
>lets do it again, but 0.5 as good!

Does that bitch ass nigguh who licked that hoe's pussay have a dick and noballs or no dick but balls or nothing at all?

>thinking D&D would remember this

>I have been sold and raped
>let me ignore this got me to my current position and be STRONG QUEEN

That autist would probably start following her again.

Makes sense. Seasons 5 and 6 lowered my expectations so much that I'm fine with what's happening too.

just watched the episode, I lost it on conversation between Sansa and Bran, do we have autismo Bran or creepy-brother Bran?

Yes

Nothing down there except a little nub, probably.

Did we finally see real Lena's real tits?

Speaking of that nigger do they make him darker in the show? Because I saw him do some terrible song a few weeks ago and looked much whiter

>i was sold and raped
>to the people who make up the majority of my army :^)

So did highgarden also have an easily accessible crap shute or did they have to do it the hard way?

Do you think Cersei likes a finger up the bum?

Seeing everything everywhere all at once gave him the autisms.

He still has balls soldiers need the test.

You just throw it out the window m8

Niggers are in Sothoryos still in the stone age. Westeros is better than Europe since the whites havent sailed to that shithole to get more resources n shit.

The sandniggers in Essos enslave the niggers however LIKE HOW THEY DID AND STILL DO TODAY.

Probably not.

Is he just a cartoon villain now?

Are those legit quotes from the book?

hmmm sounds familiar.....

real life feminists love for islamic domination

why are they called frogs? they look nothing like frogs

Reminder that this trollop and her pudge of a cuckhold had the brass balls to deny the Cleganeb Owl. They ought to be offered to the lord of light in sacrifice.

PLAY WITH HER ARSE

>the queen will never walk in, kiss you against your will and deepthroat your dong 10 seconds later

because they're ugly as fuck

That's good, bitch is like 90 or something

No... The books are far behind the show now, jon is still dead in latest book.

No, she looks like woman who loves to fuck men in the ass. I bet she did it with everyone besides Jaime.

yee, they raped the castle

>They are disparaged as frog-eaters, swamp-dwellers, mud-men, and bog devils by most other people of the Seven Kingdoms, and are looked down upon for their tactics, which are viewed as cowardly.

awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Crannogmen

>WHY ISN'T HE BENDING THE KNEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU TOLD ME HE WOULD KNEEL
>dany talking about jon like he isn't there

Are people in an uproar at this "no" as much as they were in an uproar at the "no" previous?

>yfw littlefinger was trying to save the realm the whole time and it was varys who was actually all about muh chaosh

>Jon doesn't bring up how there are gods because he was brought from the dead
>warden of the north cannot be held at the same time as king of the north
>Danny doesn't offer to marry Jon to rule the seven kingdoms in PU

He's not even a villain

He hasn't done anything of note in like 6 seasons. I don't think anyone watching the show even remembers who Ned Stark was anymore.

Do you think Jamie likes a finger up the bum?

>puts her finger up his bum

like pottery

>bog devils
Delete this post before it's too late

Men rate characters based on how hard they squint and how gruff they force their voice to be

shit guys, I got greyscale, how fucked am I?

>The capital of the Reach
>Literally a small shitty castle in the middle of nowhere

>stump
medieval geldings take off everything, they used to cut off the shaft and balls, then burn the wound shut, only leaving a small hole for the eunuch to piss through
the more you know, pic related

>Lannister visors can be opened up
That armour is the gift which just keeps giving

Don't be ridiculous. Rape is privilege + power + sexual assault, or something, I don't know anymore.

you mean like this?

>implying you wouldnt devil her bog and be proud of it

plz user