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Edition: nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger with the lads

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Just sneezed and a load of snot came out it was covered in blood

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wish I was allowed to say nigger

found raunchy pictures of my sister

NOT a happy bunny

Got atleast 20 (yous) in the previous thread over the span of 3 posts.

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post x

>After four years at primary school, from 1962 to 1966, Schulz attended the Heilig-Geist (Holy Spirit) gymnasium, a private Roman Catholic school run by the Holy Ghost Fathers (or Spiritans),[6] in Broich (now Würselen), a district of the town of Broichweiden, for nine years.[7] As a teenager, he went to France on a school exchange programme.[1] He left school without passing his Abitur after failing the 11th grade twice.[8]

>From 1975 to 1977 Schulz then trained to be a bookseller.[9] The next two years he worked for a number of publishing houses and bookshops. Schulz suffered from alcoholism and tried to commit suicide on 26 June 1980. After a successful rehab Schulz opened his own bookshop in Würselen in 1982.[8]

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Well update your CV, quickly

Don’t reply to me you shit skinned midget

define “found”

want her to shit down my throat if i'm honest

I'm not the Algerian

turtle lad

anime

hah

thailad i heard this was you, is it?

excellent edition

yeh

Gee I'd really love to wanna help you Flanders but uh...Marge was...taken prisoner in the...Holy Land, and uh...

panicked when i saw the new thread and fucked it

when I had the cold once I spent about 20 minutes trying to successfully blow my nose and eventually snorted out a chestnut-sized globule of dark reddy-brown snot into my tissue, it was unbelievably satisfying but also worrying

DUCE DUCE DUCE

heard a rumor that rose does findom now

kek what the hell

don't believe you

i like to think i have some control over things going on but really i dont

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whoops, haha :p

havent seen alan post in a few days lads
getting worried

Alri lads

why not?

wouldn't mind being her piggie

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you can't just say this and then NOT post them

some proper lovely arses on bbc one lads

im surprised nobody has replied to my post about martin schulz failing year 11 twice

looking at gf's arse, keep thinking of BRAAAP posters..

because it's only just now occurred to me to google image search it and it's coming up with some twat named matthew tye

also, while i've got you, how big is your willy?

>why not?

The Twin Mountains Formation, also known as the Twin Mountain Formation, is a sedimentary rock formation, within the Trinity Group, found in Texas of the United States of America. It is a terrestrial formation of Aptian age (Lower Cretaceous), and is notable for its dinosaur fossils. Dinosaurs from this formation include the large theropod Acrocanthosaurus, the sauropod Sauroposeidon, and the ornithopod Tenontosaurus.[1] [2] It is the lowermost unit of the lower Cretaceous, lying unconformably on Carboniferous strata. It is overlain by the Glen Rose Formation. It is the lateral equivalent of the lower part of the Antlers Formation.[

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NEED to stick my erect willy in both their arses, ngl 2bqh.

>jew being findomed
isn’t it absolute taboo

I want to fuck her in the ass

bent

ive seen all the halloween and friday the 13th and nightmare on elm street films but not texas chainsaw massacre

Acrocanthosaurus (/ˌækroʊˌkænθəˈsɔːrəs/ ak-ro-KAN-thə-SAWR-əs; meaning "high-spined lizard") is a genus of theropod dinosaur that existed in what is now North America during the Aptian and early Albian stages of the Early Cretaceous. Like most dinosaur genera, Acrocanthosaurus contains only a single species, A. atokensis. Its fossil remains are found mainly in the U.S. states of Oklahoma, Texas, and Wyoming, although teeth attributed to Acrocanthosaurus have been found as far east as Maryland.

blimey i’m getting a stiffy

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didn't ask

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nice one mate
*sips pint and walks away to talk to someone else*

Ah so you've seen through my clever ruse? Well played Bruce, well played.

In regards to your additional question, I have to this day never actually measured it in the conventional sense if you can believe that.

I don't think either of them are real women

*follows you*
So as I was saying....

the second one is pretty good but it's not horror
they win a hotdog contest with their human meat sausages

need an uneasy rose gf

Here’s an idea - pseudo

Instead of avoiding the question, why don’t you give him a rough size or find a tape measure and find out

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nvm, just found out she is a girl.

*buys you another pint*

take the piss

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bet her fanny smells like cotton candy

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Dear Pseudo,
Thanks for your suggestion, I'll take it under consideration. Also I really enjoyed the creative placement of your moniker,
Kind Regards

oi thailad can you teach me how to hack

have never seen blade runner 2049

What if we devised some kind of system where slags would fuck me for money

Wish rape was legal

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oi thailad can you teach me how to dougie

>her

found a bunch of pictures of me when i was 11 on an external hard drive

might use them to lure nonces for a laugh

what do you want to hack?
what do you want to dougie?

save the children

Just want that Algerian cunt out of my general desu

Me? Yeah, black coffee, no sugar, cheers mate.

How is /black gf 2018/ coming along

the blackman's wish

only crypto nonces find rose attractive

ive seen all the judy garland movies except pepe, part of judgement of Nuremberg, and part of I could go on singing (which I'm currently watching)

why can't this happen to me

did you find that pack of like 2000 rose pics

I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES

got a white/mutt gf :3

*uses non-violent resistance on you*

*record scratch*
so you're probably wondering how I got here

*violates your NAP*

*entangles you*
*goes in for the dds*
gf

most black women have terrible personalities

vile nonce

*teletabs to safety*
nothing personnel

very drunk lads

that James Jamerson bassline

wonder what this saffa does for a job

nothing, i imagine

and on that bombshell

I'm off out, thank you goodnight much love.

never seen a poster so desperate to fit in and impress the rest of us. most pathetic poster we've ever had here tbqh