>Just received the exclusive, limited edition gold Trump membership card for a meager campaign donation. It will allow entrance to venues put on by Mr. Trump who will mesmerize other gold card members with the best words ever. This card will weed out the losers who don't understand the message.
>While reading from a TelePrompTer that is screaming at him to stay on topic, Mr. Trump will tell it like he sees it. You won't hear that recycled politically correct mumbo jumbo coming out of his mouth. Those sitting in the audience will be wearing finely crafted Chinese imported "make America great again" hats, and will be angered hearing that a potential candidate for president will overturn the Second Amendment moments after reciting the oath of Office.
>While dreaming of a Trump steak cooking on the grill, card holders will be encouraged that America will be great again because candidate Trump will have billions of bricks delivered to the Mexican border to begin erecting a wall moments after he recites the oath. This exclusive card will allow you to watch a candidate use the best words to tell the world how taxes will be the smallest ever. The card will allow you to sit at Mr. Trump's exclusive Florida golf course and be served Trump wine by imported workers from all over the world and be encouraged to vote in what he calls the most rigged election of all time.
>Yes, America will be great again because it will be run by people with bonafide degrees from Trump University who were taught by the man who makes the best deals ever. Can't wait.
Just got my Trump Executive gold card myself actually. MAGA
Eli Campbell
Also Trump hats are made in the U.S.A
Jeremiah Evans
Wtf, they want 49 dollars for mine.
Jacob Flores
got mine for $59
but I dont know how to stop the recurring donations every month. There's no option on the website and my calls are going unreturned
Jason Cooper
Just send them an email and they will cancel it.
Kevin Davis
wait will this card actually entitle you to do cool things?
I'm broke but I've already donated $15 last month. I really love this man and I want to donate $50 more, but I was waiting to see what kind of donation promo-pack shows up next.
I've seen this gold card thing but I thought it was just some autism "hey look at me I have a gold card"
But is it actually useful in some way?
Jaxson Cook
I just donated to get one for shits and giggles. I can literally pull out my Trump card now.
Ayden Hughes
>put in wallet >nigger that mugs you see this in wallet >beats your brains in with tire iron instead of letting you live
Joseph Brooks
I would pay $35 to sit in his Doral resort and be served wine.
That would be better than any groupon deal ever made.
I love Trump!
Ryder Collins
>pull out my Trump card
Kek
Wyatt Johnson
>He allowed a nigger within arms length of his person
Levi Johnson
What website is this?
Easton Scott
i gave $3 for a chance to have dinner with his son
MAGA
even if the world ends up burning, at least we'll have this god emperor's last stand
Leo Wright
get discounted hotel rooms in Las Vegas, the Caribbean, Atlantic City...here's Telly Savalas with more info
Joshua Martin
Funny, exact same thread on a different site saying a different price. obvious shill is obvious
Lincoln Davis
Your name is added to an >executive supporter list Which is basically what happens when you give money to a charity. You also get priority access at rallies if you flash a bouncer your card and it is just cool to pull out a gold card with the word Trump on it. No real benefit other than that though.
Jack Garcia
F that looks great
Any board members?
Camden Bennett
Good waste of money when he's down in the polls for all swing states and tied in Georgia.
NO REFUNDS
James Taylor
It seems people are quoted different prices, not sure how they decide which one to quote you. But if you go directly to the website it'll be 35 bucks. I got 49 bucks via text message.
Isaiah Brown
Why do you suppose they lie by saying the hats are made in China?
Lincoln Morgan
What?
Jaxon Phillips
Trumpfags produce more cringe material than the burnouts ever did
Carter Collins
Trump cards out for Harambe.
Jonathan Martin
This is perhaps the most Underrated post I've ever seen....
Dare I ask - literal oldfag?
Andrew Watson
No idea. Just checked my hat and it says made in america.
Jason Adams
>tfw my card hasn't showed up yet
Ian Gonzalez
It's only for the best
Jose Baker
The URL was texted to us by DJT.
Cooper Turner
Damn. I thought i had all the merch but i guess i need to look around for more
Luis Carter
I actually just went to the site directly and donated 35 dollars :)
David Jenkins
You realize trump is paying himself a salary right?
You are paying a billionaire narcissist.
Christopher Lopez
is this real?
Levi Edwards
Do you want the link?
You had to have donated before
Jace Wright
>being wealthy is bad
Easton Allen
Trump supporters and Republicans in general are less likely to get mugged because they tend to be packing heat
Sorry that liberals are both afraid of guns and live in "gun free zones" to make it easy for jamal to suckerpunch you
Parker Hill
I'd buy one but I already spent all my money on Jeb's guac-a-bowle.
No but wasting that vast wealth on useless decadence is Wasteful, wasteful, user.
Isaiah Gutierrez
>tfw I've got $250 riding on a Trump victory and I just donated $35 for the card maga
Tyler Garcia
Yeah man. Thanks.
Liam Rodriguez
>I got muh useless Trump Gold Card
Xavier Robinson
All of this bitching yet he doesn't wonder how millions of Libyans, Syrians, and Iranians feel about the Democrats. Not very politically correct bro. Sad!
Carson Bennett
>People actually fall for this shit
Wow you guys are retarded, these things aren't worth the paper they're printed on.
Evan Peterson
>hang "Trump board of advisors" certificate on wall. >put on job application you were on the "Trump board of advisors during his campaign" >land cushy job
Thanks Donny.
Isaac White
You will present the card when Trump starts the final solution and your life will be spared.
Anyone who didn't vote or didn't vote for Trump will be gassed
Cameron Green
>donating money to a literal billionaire that was supposed to self fund his campaign
KEK U C K
Evan Peterson
Well it's a status symbol to show you are a donor that's given a decent amount so yeah, they are.
Elijah Brown
>Until they ask for your reference from the Trump organization
Oliver Scott
Will it be a status symbol if he loses?
Luis Miller
Just pull out your Trump Gold card. When he wins, this card will mark the 1st class citizens from the 2nd and slave classes.
Justin Turner
It'll be $35 down the toilet. Oh no
Daniel Jenkins
>Have friend get certificate >have friend be your reference as "Co-board of advisors member for Trump campaign.
Some idiot will hire you.
Owen Walker
Then it will be an interesting curiosity to show people in the future.
Colton Morgan
I'm worried it may be linked to my personal info (sent based on a prior donation) and I don't really want to post it on Sup Forums
I'm sure if you contact the campaign they will take care you
Pick related, a sticker they gave out to donors
He sends based surveys from time to time to fill out too
Noah Cook
Depends. You could probably get $50 for it in a certain Vegas pawn shop in 20 years.
Brody Hill
I put it next to my masters degree and cpa license you fuck
Lincoln Taylor
Do you actually read all of your Trump campaign emails?
Ethan James
I understand. Thanks man and MAGA
Luis Hall
You might have a point, like those "Dewey Defeats Truman" newspapers from the 50s.
Easton Torres
I signed up as a joke so I could register to go to his Chicago rally and protest, but I had to unsubscribe because they were so fucking retarded. Same with Sanders signing off all his emails with 'in solidarity',
Gavin Fisher
That's a lie, they ended mine quickly.
Levi Garcia
Yes I read them all and take all the surveys too.
I didn't get on the board for nothing user
John King
You just can't afford trump ties and Rolexs user
Owen Smith
I ordered a Trump gold card but I didn't get any confirmation. Do they give confirmation? How fast did it arrive for you?
Camden Thomas
It will come user, trump is based.
>tfw cutting up Coke lines with your friends and you get out the trump gold card
Andrew Martinez
>"Protest"
Lol
Eli Fisher
Mad I missed this one
Excited for what he sends next
I emailed the campaign because my wife wants a pink MAGA hat
Brody Bell
what's so funny, user?
Good joke, I guess? This is all cheap shit, which I think you know.
Jonathan Anderson
I had one. Someone took keys and scraped it off along with carving >fuk racism Into the side of my car. Liberals are fucked up in the head.
Dylan Davis
Sorry to hear that user, you should buy the next one that comes out, I'm hoping for a gold edition or a MAGA tie