Hullo Sansuh

Hullo Sansuh

*inhales audibly*

You're a big guy

Get this ugly ass cripple out of my face

>"Sansa, you should eat more fibers"

What did he mean by this?

YUU AIGHT LUV?!!!

"Sansa, next time use saliva, I heard is a good lube"

"Sansa, you swallow on the exhale not the inhale"

This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

>saliva
>lube

actually not

"Sansuh, you need to relax, so it won't hurt that much"

"Wait no Sansah, its feels amazing when you clinch and squirm around in pain"

Throw him down the tower and finnish the job. It's Bran he's way to ugly for him

Did Bran warg into Ramsey to fuck is own sister?
Or did he warg into Sansa?

Did anyone get the 'tism vibe off him? He converses exactly like someone with autism

He spent way too much time on the Westerosi internet and now he's weird

Just strange Sup Forums could have a problem with that

"You were beautiful in that white dress, I came like 4 times"

>"no sansuh I cant be the lord of winterfell because I am le three eyed raven"
"I dont know what that means"
>"well sansuh it means I was watching when you were raped"
"what ?"
>"yeah the three eyed raven tought me how to see everything"
"arent you the three eyed raven"
>"it is difficult to explain"

this guy has literal autism

He warged into littlefinger wanking in the wardrobe.

He's meant to come across as a person who has transcended in some way. He's above her and every other human being in that world. He's not Bran to him anymore, he's literally a higher power. To signify this I guess they make him speak and act like some phony zen buddhist monk or some shit.

He just sounded retarded and creepy as fuck, especially after he tells her he saw get fugged

Damn, so porn lied to me all this time?

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING CHIN

He's been on the run with only Hodor and a couple other freaks to keep him company. His legs don't work so naturally he's not going to feel manly either. I don't expect him to be a chatty Cathy. He's still a shit character.

This. I actually liked Bran, now he's a fucking weirdo.

>"It was quite something when Ramsey split your arse wide open with his big ole' cock"
Holy shit, this was way out of character for Brandon. What were they thinking?

I sat up excitedly when they called Sansa to the gate because I thought for sure it would be Arya but nope, just flop ass Bran that nobody cares about.

"Sansuh, have you heard of a blood dragon?"

i saw you get raped yo

IT'S NOT A PHASE, IT'S WHO HE REALLY IS NOW

what does Bran do in his free time?

at least kit is tall next to emilia

I did not rape her I did not rape her I did nah oh hi Sansa

Sansuh menstral porn confirmed

Well, I guess you can't change one's true nature.

I think they are going for Bran being in shock from all the shit he has seen, He said he has seen everything.
>Ned dropped his head
>Sansa got raped
>Rob was japed
>Shireen was torched
>The Hound was scorched
>His mother got sliced
>Rickon was iced
to name a few

>bran got to vicariously fuck Cersei not 20 seconds later

how would you act when you know you're going to get every one of your siblings killed for the greater good?

No
>Bran is cold to Sansa because he knows she will betray them in the end
>FACT

>be Jaime
>listen to Olenna admitting Joffrey's murder
>Heimlich maneuver the fuck out of that cunt
>bring her back to King's Landing
>get a bonus blowjob from Cersei

Was that so difficult.

it wasnt poison retard

It was a vial of water

Oh well, i guess i was hoping for too much realism.

>Heimlich maneuver
How the fuck was that going to help? Do you really not know what the Heimlich manoeuvre is for?

>Bran the cripple managed to get dragged from north of the wall to Winterfell before Arya even got out of the stormlands or wherever it was she landed

How is she so fucking slow?

Bladder issues.

Can't you take a fucking shitpost.
Fuck, what did I miss.

actually, it is.

The spit helps get it in, if its dry after that then its cause you're a sperg and the bitch wants nothing to do with you.

hush. that poor kid obviously haven't even got a driving license yet.

Ive used it for anal sex and its brilliant

I like how everyone confuses bitchiness for intelligence
I hope the actress follows her character and dies soon, fucking hooer

Maybe only servants can use (mass) teleport, and she's solo so she can't

I get that in theory but in practice it was just so bad. How bad were the other takes if that was what they decided to keep in?

Why is she considered evil?

I shudder to think about it. His acting skills have aged as poorly as his appearance.

That line actually really annoyed me.
>The Three Eyed Raven taught me
>I thought you were the Three Eyed Raven?
>It's difficult to explain.

No, Nightcrawler, it fucking isn't. Here, I'll do it now.
>I thought you were the Three Eyed Raven?
>Oh I am, but I was taught by the last one, he died recently. Now I'm the Triple Peepered Crow.

That's it, literally "I took over from the last guy" it's not difficult to explain at all. D&D just wanted Brandon "take my wheelchair into the woods and pull it into park" Stark to sound "mysterious" for a moment. It's hack writing.

Everything went wrong

because her costume say so

>aged as poorly as his appearance.
Even for a Brit I've been shocked at how quickly his cuteness faded away into...that

>>Oh I am, but I was taught by the last one, he died recently. Now I'm the Triple Peepered Crow.
but that is wrong user. he is the three eyed raven, the only one

Ayy

yep, I hate the bitch Sansa, she's going to fuck Jon over. Have we forgotten she had her head up Geofferys tight ass and got her father whacked.

To be fair, he looks better than he did a couple of seasons ago

teleporting has a cool down and Arya used hers to get to and out of Braavos

It must be difficult to explain.

Everybody looks better than when they were going through puberty.

euron is so hammy but I kinda like that he just embraces it

what did he mean by this?

The directing of this last episode was not good.

Dany was cringe, Bran was full on wtf?? ...Also the editing was bad.

Exactly, he's fun and he looks like he enjoys himself so much I just don't mind him.

Hmm....

when the fuck is bran going to raise some badass army of nature to fight the undead? there's obviously not enough humans to win the war.

Euron is completely 4th breaking.

Being sucn an over the top villain and anyone even for a minite believing that Cersei would get with him ....

I would agree if it weren't for that last scene. So fucking good and satisfying. I love this woman.

Make the most of it, you just know he's fated to die at the hands of a strong womyn to appease the SJW crowd

It's an optical illusion type of thing naw mean?

Oh please, I'm kind of a SJW myself. But I'll still be sad to see him go.

I thought Dany was pretty good. She looked intense, like she was about to lash out against the patriarchy.

On the contrary, I'd say the direction of that scene just highlighted how shitty the rest of the episode was

Why doesn't he varg the Night King and tells the ice walker to get the fuck back where they came from?

So who are the good actors left?

Cersei and Jaimie?

>implying it wasnt simply grape kool aid

he's a fookin tree god now, omnipotent and immortal, y should he care about what he says?

Bronn's role is very simple but I don't think that takes away from Flynn playing him very well.

I'm hating all of these reunions, theres just no chemistry between these actors

the night king has some kind of relationship to warging, so it might not be possible or it might be too dangerous. maybe it's how he's able to raise the dead...through some form of super warging.

Blame the director, he should've told Sophie that Isaac was holding coke, she would've looked pleased to see him then. And tell Isaac Sophie knows a discreet rent boy or something.

>plebs out in full force
>muh quipping grandma
holy shit, its like a whole nother level of plebdom im only now just being introduced to

where the fuck is this cancer coming from, seems like re ddit with the halfassed low effort replies

Fuck off cancer. Nobody asked for your opinion.

Sup Forums has always been about halfassed low effort replies since there is no reward for quality posting

The problem is that we've barely seen them together, only in a couple of episodes in season 1, so the emotional impact is minimal.

ye if she was really dead we would have seen her die on screen

So, he is dr.Manhattan now?

And unfortunately a reward for shitposting

Tell Master Sifo-Dias that the clone army is on schedule.

He basically acted like Dr. Manhattan from The Watchmen well after he lost all connection to humanity. I was watching this episode with my father and he asked if Bran was blind now due to his inability to make eye contact with anyone when he first entered. The transition to this new personality was all too sudden. He's too intelligent to easily convey what his powers are or who he met to receive them. Extremely lazy on all accounts.

Dumb memers. You know dabid isn't smart enough for that. If someone is even implied dead, they are dead.

Why didnt she have the mountain rape the sand snakes?

Because feminists would get mad (again). Horribly graphic torture and murder is just fine, but don't you dare portray unconsensual sex involving a woman

The army of nature created the Night King in the first place. They can royally fuck off. We saw how effective their flaming acorns / pine cones were against the dead attacking the Three Eyed Raven's camp were.