/brit/

australia Israel friendship edition

Other urls found in this thread:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5398489/Heartbreaking-photo-widowed-man-Valentines-Day.html
youtube.com/watch?v=fEqrt6nZTS4
twitter.com/AnonBabble

chicken vindaLOOOOOOOO

summer

favourite bowie album?

anime

BRRRAAAAAAPPPPP

hunky dory

i drink a whiskey drink

i drink a vodka drink

tarhiel is SO based oh my god

Kacy

karen tbqh lads

that's a good question
I'm not sure though haha!

blackstar

oh fair enough hahaha

i'm pathetic lads
my 'xiety is so bad i can't drive myself to uni and my geriatric old man has to give me a ride
i just hate driving simple as

Brexit was obviously a mistake

diamond dogs

god I wish that were me

...

this coffee i'm drinking now is so thick and black

and if I need to pee
I use the kitchen sink

so was your birth

Where do I recognise this girl from?

do you like your coffee like you like your men?

frightening

outnumbered

school

tlf is the name of an old nonce website

heard from a friend

>girl
first mistake

heathen or scary monsters desu
no reddit shite for me thx xoxo

>born: 2001
hmmmmm

Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger

based saffer

she's so adorably unattractive

probably not your finest post to be honest

>85698696
awful post

actual nigger

based

wtf bro?

didnt get a single (you) wtf

Why do people feel they have a right to invade another's privacy like this?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5398489/Heartbreaking-photo-widowed-man-Valentines-Day.html

cant be arsed with the saffer any more

Fucks sake, cubicles were all occupied in the toil 'ets, had to use the urinal. Part way through some guy went next to me felt like I had to rush and didn't want to stand around shaking my willy so I just put back in, now my underwear is wet.

So uncomfortable, knew I should've just come back later.

been awake for 3 days

not even on 'mines

hate this kind of shite

there's no difference between public and private spheres anymore and everyone's so indoctrinated by utilitarianism that they cannot comprehend that some people might want to be alone

hope this never happens to me when i'm old and alone

had this happen to me and now I just make a point out of shaking my willy so everyone knows exactly what I'm doing
been thrown out twice and had my nose broken once

...

Ifnyou weren't posting on /brit/ during Tony Blair's 3rd election victory you need to leave

that man seems a bit deranged

>some people might want to be alone
>so they go eat in a restaurant on valentine's day

im from poo york shitty

not your finest moment lad, but that's alright because it's time to make up for it!

Immature

>Mike Pants

>Immature

you can be alone and in a public space

being alone doesnt necessarily mean being locked up in a darkened room it can just be 'without other people'

Honourable Discharge: Mike Cunts

that seems reasonable to be honest

if i was prime minister

>nuke london
>make winchester the capital
>deport all the whites

any blackedraw man in?

>that feel when you will never have sex

does anyone else know this feel

which criminal ethnic gang would you fear getting into trouble with the most?

>Italians
>Gypsies
>Russians
>Chinese
>Irish
>African-Americans
>Mexicans
>Colombians
>Cubans
>Neo-Nazis
>Somalians
>Jews
>Nigerians
>Libyans
>Afghans
>Pakistanis
>Iraqis
>Arabs

prefer Americanized European food

chechens

Jews, not even close

>winchester
already posh nonce capital haha

Should I really be getting married if all I can think about is the girl in work?

cockneys

why ruin good European food?

this. chechens are terrifying fucks

guarantee you've never actively tried to meet girls or have sex

Russians would be high up.

Then maybe Gypsies.

Then Asian countries.

You’re just nervous la

Grief does weird things to people. That doesn't give this shameless scumbag the right to take his photo and smear it on social media.

These people are genuinely more despicable than the paparazzi.

if you've a willy and you know it
clap your willy
*slaps my willy against my palm twice*

i feel like most of these would murder me, but the russians, chinese, mexicans and pakis would take brutal pleasure in torturing me

>donetsk is a part of russia on google maps

doing a think

god sent her to test your loyalty

>Donetsk city was founded in 1869 when the Welsh businessman John Hughes built a steel plant and several coal mines at Aleksandrovka, in the south of European part of Russia.
its british

time to take back the rightful property of the anglo

You’re about to get guaranteed pussy for life yet you’re willing to throw it all away for some Stacey slag you probably have nothing in common with and will break up after a month?

better get luhansk back too desu

welsh are NOT anglos

>welsh
>anglo

wales is the property of the anglo
ergo all that is welsh belongs to the anglo master race

all brits are equal x

The welsh are pets

no they're not
be quiet

youtube.com/watch?v=fEqrt6nZTS4

wish i had taken better care of my teeth as a youngin

i like the welsh accent

would like to go to japan but i'm afraid of bugs so i don't think i would like it

you're thinking of geordies pet

reminder that the last welsh monarch was 400 years ago and the last english monarch was 1000 years ago

would like to go to russia and georgia but im scared of their airports and visas so i don't think ill bother

I got bitten loads by tiger mosquitos there
hand swelled up like a bitch

hate the internet cos I lack self control

...

is alan really gone this time

why is there always a willy