australia Israel friendship edition
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chicken vindaLOOOOOOOO
summer
favourite bowie album?
anime
BRRRAAAAAAPPPPP
hunky dory
i drink a whiskey drink
i drink a vodka drink
tarhiel is SO based oh my god
Kacy
karen tbqh lads
that's a good question
I'm not sure though haha!
blackstar
oh fair enough hahaha
i'm pathetic lads
my 'xiety is so bad i can't drive myself to uni and my geriatric old man has to give me a ride
i just hate driving simple as
Brexit was obviously a mistake
diamond dogs
god I wish that were me
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this coffee i'm drinking now is so thick and black
and if I need to pee
I use the kitchen sink
so was your birth
Where do I recognise this girl from?
do you like your coffee like you like your men?
frightening
outnumbered
school
tlf is the name of an old nonce website
heard from a friend
>girl
first mistake
heathen or scary monsters desu
no reddit shite for me thx xoxo
>born: 2001
hmmmmm
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based saffer
she's so adorably unattractive
probably not your finest post to be honest
>85698696
awful post
actual nigger
based
wtf bro?
didnt get a single (you) wtf
Why do people feel they have a right to invade another's privacy like this?
dailymail.co.uk
cant be arsed with the saffer any more
Fucks sake, cubicles were all occupied in the toil 'ets, had to use the urinal. Part way through some guy went next to me felt like I had to rush and didn't want to stand around shaking my willy so I just put back in, now my underwear is wet.
So uncomfortable, knew I should've just come back later.
been awake for 3 days
not even on 'mines
hate this kind of shite
there's no difference between public and private spheres anymore and everyone's so indoctrinated by utilitarianism that they cannot comprehend that some people might want to be alone
hope this never happens to me when i'm old and alone
had this happen to me and now I just make a point out of shaking my willy so everyone knows exactly what I'm doing
been thrown out twice and had my nose broken once
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Ifnyou weren't posting on /brit/ during Tony Blair's 3rd election victory you need to leave
that man seems a bit deranged
>some people might want to be alone
>so they go eat in a restaurant on valentine's day
im from poo york shitty
not your finest moment lad, but that's alright because it's time to make up for it!
Immature
>Mike Pants
>Immature
you can be alone and in a public space
being alone doesnt necessarily mean being locked up in a darkened room it can just be 'without other people'
Honourable Discharge: Mike Cunts
that seems reasonable to be honest
if i was prime minister
>nuke london
>make winchester the capital
>deport all the whites
any blackedraw man in?
>that feel when you will never have sex
does anyone else know this feel
which criminal ethnic gang would you fear getting into trouble with the most?
>Italians
>Gypsies
>Russians
>Chinese
>Irish
>African-Americans
>Mexicans
>Colombians
>Cubans
>Neo-Nazis
>Somalians
>Jews
>Nigerians
>Libyans
>Afghans
>Pakistanis
>Iraqis
>Arabs
prefer Americanized European food
chechens
Jews, not even close
>winchester
already posh nonce capital haha
Should I really be getting married if all I can think about is the girl in work?
cockneys
why ruin good European food?
this. chechens are terrifying fucks
guarantee you've never actively tried to meet girls or have sex
Russians would be high up.
Then maybe Gypsies.
Then Asian countries.
You’re just nervous la
Grief does weird things to people. That doesn't give this shameless scumbag the right to take his photo and smear it on social media.
These people are genuinely more despicable than the paparazzi.
if you've a willy and you know it
clap your willy
*slaps my willy against my palm twice*
i feel like most of these would murder me, but the russians, chinese, mexicans and pakis would take brutal pleasure in torturing me
>donetsk is a part of russia on google maps
doing a think
god sent her to test your loyalty
>Donetsk city was founded in 1869 when the Welsh businessman John Hughes built a steel plant and several coal mines at Aleksandrovka, in the south of European part of Russia.
its british
time to take back the rightful property of the anglo
You’re about to get guaranteed pussy for life yet you’re willing to throw it all away for some Stacey slag you probably have nothing in common with and will break up after a month?
better get luhansk back too desu
welsh are NOT anglos
>welsh
>anglo
wales is the property of the anglo
ergo all that is welsh belongs to the anglo master race
all brits are equal x
The welsh are pets
no they're not
be quiet
wish i had taken better care of my teeth as a youngin
i like the welsh accent
would like to go to japan but i'm afraid of bugs so i don't think i would like it
you're thinking of geordies pet
reminder that the last welsh monarch was 400 years ago and the last english monarch was 1000 years ago
would like to go to russia and georgia but im scared of their airports and visas so i don't think ill bother
I got bitten loads by tiger mosquitos there
hand swelled up like a bitch
hate the internet cos I lack self control
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is alan really gone this time
why is there always a willy