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THERE'S

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104 DAYS

Kelly Hu's wonderful voice

AND SCHOOL BEGAN A DAY AGO

You're going down

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Raping your sister...

I love that purple/blueish haired scientist wearing the camo shirt that always looks like she's had enough of everything.

Definitely one of my favorite P&F characters.

What school district actually gives 104 days though? That's way longer than anything I ever got.

Do they just go to school cause they're bored or something? They could probably make a killing off doing other kids homework.

When they had no kids

yeah it was supposed to be a joke about getting 52 half hour episodes. they should have just said 52, but that doesn't fit the meter as well. We used to get about 75-80 days of vacation, but I know the liberals have been cutting it further and further back in their efforts to eliminate free time for kids. and as long as they keep painting teenagers as criminals, the conservatives will keep backing them up on that.

WHEN I WAS

They were pretty good kids. They went because they're parents told them too.

>they're

id presume there privately educated there vacations are ridiculously long

oh god how crazy Candace is gonna be in college

LIKE MAYBE

WUZ

PHIL'S FROM THE STONE
JACK'S FROM THE PEEAH

>the liberals
That's right, everything is the fault of Liberals.

Retard.

LOOK AT THAT SUN
LOOK AT THAT SKY

Raping your sister

SOME

Read the rest of his post.

My penis needs to be inside of that woman.

Or raping a mommy

Or raping the Eiffel Tower.

Raping something that doesn't exist

Or raping a monkey in the shower.

I don't know about you but around here the schools have been starting the school year earlier, but also starting summer earlier in an attempt to get the schedule to line up so the end of the first semester would line up with the beginning of winter break, to avoid having the week before finals be right after two weeks of vacation.

This show had too many ear worms.

>HE'S A SEMI-AQUATIC, EGG-LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION

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NO ESCAPE!!

I just got the urge to change the channel

>Posts
>They contain more than one word
Imagine that.

RAPING TIDAL WAVES
RAPING NANOBOTS
OR RAPING FRANKENSTEIN'S BRAIN

a place that you can go to
And it's never very far
Famous people you can live through
If you don't know who you are
Why, there is so much to live up to
Expectations are so high
I'm not crying
It's my contacts
There must be something in my eye

NO OTHER WAY
THERE'S NO OTHER WAY
ALL THAT YOU CAN DO IS WATCH THEM PLAY

A TIME AND A PLACE FOR MUCKING AROUND!

SUMMER EVERY SINGLE MOMENT IS WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD
SUMMER ITS LIKE THE WORLDS BEST STORY AND ITS WAITING TO BE TOLD

ITS ICE CREAM CONES AND CHERRY SODA
DRIPPING DOWN YOUR CHIN

ITS SUMMER MAN WHERE DO WE BEGIN!

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Gaw, was there not a single song in this entire show that wasn't cringe-inducingly cheesy or an unrelentingly catchy ear-worm?

IT'S

RAPING A DODO BIRD
RAPING A CONTINENT
OR RAPING OUR SISTER AGAIN
...Phineas.

LIKE MAYBE
EATING HOT POCKETS
OR FUCKING A CUNNY
AND RECEIVING A BIG OL' GOLDEN SHOWER

DISCOVERING THAT RACES SHOULDN'T INTERMIX
AND CHAMPIONING WHITE POWER

SEDUCING PRE-TEEN BABES
AND DOING WHISKEY SHOTS
OR GIVING YOUR SCROTUM A SHAVE

FUCKING A DODO BIRD
ABUSING SUPPLEMENTS
AND LICKING YOUR SISTER'S SWEET TAINT

As you can see there's a whole lot to rape before school starts this fall.

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That's what he thought

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6 million Jews

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"Crumbcake"
I'm luvving it!

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How do you feel about Gretchen without glasses?

I prefer her with.
Her problem must not be that big, since she seems to see pretty good without glasses.

ITS THE

fuck the moon

DISCOVERING SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG SHOW

How is that even possible?
I mean, if you discover it, it means it exists, right?
You can't discover something that doesn't exist, simply because it doesn't exist!
Geez, I wish people would get that straight!

joke
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noun
1.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

AND PROM'S TOMORROW!

IT'S BEEN

> You are now reading this in Doofenschmirz's voice

AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T

ITS A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE

>crige-inducingly cheesy

name one

MOM!

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SO STICK WITH US CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB ARE GONNA RAPE IT ALL

As horrendously overused as I think the term is, trying to extend the school year is a kind of signaling and everyone does it. A sort of educational arms race is set up and people want to brag about just how much schooling their kids get, individually and as a nation. Conversely, nobody wants to be that guy who wants kids to laze around playing video games, so the schoolday and schoolyear are an ever-increasing ratchet. Also it's basically a way of keeping gang members off the streets (and curfews are a pretense to arrest teens who look like trouble without actually seeing them do something, it's basically slipping profiling past the constitution).

I've been out of school for years and had a reduced schedule in high school, but I still get irrationally angry whenever someone calls for ever-expanding classroom time and school days. At best they promise to make the school days more engaging, but keep in mind how much wasted time your typical middle-school curriculum contains (health teachers are goddamn parasites).

"MOM! Phineas and Ferb are Raping a title sequence!"

And the teasing Ferb.

MOM! Phinesas and ferb are shitposting on Sup Forums again

Those Fireside Girls are pretty hardcore

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