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barb palv edition

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Terrible edition

anime

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alri

feel like a fat bastard

need a bf

coiners off pooicide watch

Shut up stinky

no it's not

>anime

I could have been a prodigy in college. But when I started hanging around with elm street kids who were shooting dop I threw my life away to the gutter. All for the dop. Started wearing leather jackets and driving fast cars. Was living life at a thousand miles per hour. High..on dop. Then one day that all came crashing down when I ate a cheesburger full a led at the drive in. Now I walk around on four legs. My hands and knees. Like an old blind whore

gf just sent me this picture of her and told me to come over

Red Tories are the most powerful race in the world.

that's a man baby

what a unit

sue

just draw on them with red pen

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>haha user you've never been to (club)? wow you're like a virgin haha!
>wait... you're not actually a virgin right user?
>...
>oh my god that's so cute! I love virgins!

any miserable sod in?

one pizza is like 600-700 calories m8 unless you're stuffing your face with other shit it's nothing more than a normally portioned meal

My Grandfather killed Japs with the Pajeets during WW2

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what a paradox that woman must be

not sure what film to watch tonight

dont touch a single penny of toil earnings but unironically every pound i make goes into savings account

avoid them

the new thor

>one pizza is like 600-700 calories

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

anyone got sauce of that webm where a guy fucks his gf laying down on the bed and his face is covered with a meme face?

seen it

sounds like a shitty pizza

>chicken dupiaza
>pilau rice
>bombay aloo
>mint sauce
>keema naan

rate the order lads

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Says average is 72. I've never been above 8. This is before 7am so can't blame network congestion.

I'm on NBN in a new build. FTTH.

Yes, yes indeed

english (united states)
Is American English literally the best language in the world?

gf just sent me this

>sounds like a shitty pizza

per serving (half a pizza) = 1200-1400 mininum

4 large scrambled eggs, half a tin of heinz beans and sausages, and 2 pieces of toast for tea

I’ve ordered my tanning injections now Not going to stop until I go from ginger to Mediterranean.

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its closer to 900 (just checked) and I had a whole garlic bread (550) with it

what do expect from a readymade supermarket pizza

whats the point of this post man ya fucking nonce

pitiful

why would she send a picture of contrapoints

stop putting mayonnaise on chips you sick cunt

a working class poo is something to wee

>I'm on NBN in a new build.
what's the aussie equivalent of a deano

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Poor so for a special meal this weekend i bought some stuff from lidls greek week

Looks good tho

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watch a documentary

How do you afford to move around and live in general?

Post banging sets
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a pizza without toppings is AT LEAST 1600 calories what the fuck you lot thinking haha

im 5 foot 11 and 10 stone 3 lbs

so what else did you have to eat today that's only 1500 out of your daily 2500 calories

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>I'm on NBN in a new build. FTTH

Mate your supplier is still Telstra. Just like BT in this country, every (((telecoms))) company is just riding free on one big state company network infrastructure.

feel like the flag of israel should be here for some reason

Skeleton lmao.

thought you were implying it's not that high, I implied that you have nothing but soy on your pizza hence it's less

im 6ft 4 and 227 pounds

in retrospect I think she was flirting with me

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Wish the girl I'm marrying next month had a body like that

(The girl in work I've fallen in love with has a body like that)

coalburner

Smelly fat bastard

bit cold out

mayo on chips is top notch

just booked my flights to scarborough

any Pajeet in

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maybe a takeaway pizza drenched in cheese and fatty meats but a homemade tomato and mozzarella one is 700 tops

Fat or muscle?

i live with parents and mother does all the food shopping

really

a sterility plauge needs to be introduced to southern asia
something like the genophage in mass effect

lust is not love

yup.....whew...he's the one that got away....

hmmm
nothing

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snowpiercer is willy.

Anyone else eat parts of their meal one at a time?
Like if I'm having steak, I eat the steak first, then the chips and then the salad

large dominos is over 200 calories a slice

Yeh, but they can't fuck up the infrastructure that badly, so I would think. No wires to have disintegrate etc Just one plastic tube connecting to the network

na thats a bit weird mate

Pathetic, you’re earning money you should be buying your own food and paying rent. How do you afford to commute to toil?

so then why do you feel like a fat bastard if you've only consumed just over half of your daily calorie allowance?

do Brits have trouble understanding Americans? I saw Hollywood stars at the Graham Norton show and it seemed like they could not understand each other.

nah
chunk of steak with a few chips on a fork is fantastic

hmm, blade runner 2049 or bad moms christmas

ye

50/50

girl in work with an average face but the most delightfully thicc body i've ever seen. it sets off all my instinctive desires multiple times a day it's fucking exhausting, just want to leap over the desk and breed her good

steak first, then the chips, then the salad goes in the bin