In theaters watching TDK in 2008

>in theaters watching TDK in 2008
>joker approaches maggie gyllenhaal
>"Well hello, beautiful..."
>entire theater bursts out in laughter

Did this happen to anyone else?

>in theaters watching TDKR in 2012
>bane approaches cia
>"for you!"
>entire theater bursts out in laughter

Did this happen to anyone else?

>in theaters watching TDK in 2008
>sit down in the perfect seat
>not to close to the front
>not at the back with the teens making out
>get shot

Did this happen to anyone else?

>in theaters watching TDKR in 2012
>Bane walks onscreen
>Shooter walks in and starts firing
>entire theater screaming or dying

Did this happen to anyone else?

>wrong movie
>wrong year

0/10

Is there any specific reason why maniacs shoot so much in burger land?

Maggie Gyllenhaal is a genuinely hideous woman and I have no fucking idea why out of EVERY ACTRESS THEY COULD'VE HIRED, they chose her.

>in Germanwings plane flight 4U9525 in 2015
>plane approaches French Alps
>"No survivors"
>entire plane killed by meme magic
Did this happen to anyone else?

American culture glorifying guns as a source of personal power + poor mental health facilities with a culture that discourages people from seeking it out or to see it as a source of shame + guns are accessible as fuck + they see another shooting and are inspired to do the same thing.

Lots of little things like that.

Autism and easy gun access are a bad mix.

You can buy guns at convenience stores. Makes it easy for the crazies to get them for spur of the moment mass shootings.

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america's pretty big. i won't deny that there's more shootings per capita but the numbers appear to be skewed because we're the size of several other nations combined.

No. It didn't happen in yours either.

>is called the joker
>as in the maker of jokes
>he makes one
>user is surprised

Maggie is motherly. I want her to rock me to sleep. Fuck you. Go get some taste.

When will this tired joke end?

No.

So Heath Ledger could show romantic interest in both Gyllenhaals.

I couldn't hear over all the bullets being shot at me.

i was the only one at the theater when i first saw it
i didn't get to bring friends

She has an upturned nose.

Diversity has led to atomization of society. No one shares the same culture or ethnicity so it is hard to feel empathy for your fellow citizens.

Guns are easier to get than antipsychotics are in America.