Is anyone else a bit hyped for this movie?

Is anyone else a bit hyped for this movie?

It looks fun.

youtube.com/watch?v=RYHBD9RF2dk

It's a movie literally built around one of my biggest pet peeves about big budget, main stream CGI animated films.

So no, not at all.

I refuse to be hyped until I get a confirmation that the actors are the ones singing.

>want to fug the porcupine and the pig milf


The movie itself looks generic as fuck.

I imagine it'll be a success with kids. I'm personally not going to see it, but I imagine it will do well.

Hell no,
Using real songs in movies has always annoyed me and I know I would hurt myself If I tried watching this.

>Watch my quills, user!
It's okay, Scarlett Johansson, that is my fetish.

Holy fuck, Zootopia 2

>Ape singing well
>Animation looks good
>Holy shit he's part of heist
>Misunderstood, huh?
>Likeable guy trying to achieve his dreams with bad influence cohorts? I can get behind this

Then,
>Lets save the theater
>Here's a bunch of other characters
>Not too interesting
>Their comedy isn't even funny

Had me and lost me.

>ugly-ass bunnies twerking to anaconda
they lost me in a fucking brightly-lit room

Its going to make a billion user.

Is it weird to be attracted to this thing?

>bedroom eyes

Not at all.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, this looks like a 2 hour ad for shit music.

I actually found that kind of interesting. It's not often that you see an animated film that focuses on more than just one character's arc. I applaud the film for taking that angle.

That doesn't make up for the rest of the movie, sadly.

Are there any lewds?

Porcupines don't have quills on the vagina side, user.

>You will never smoke weed with a qt gothic porcupine girl.

Well, fuck. Now I want to write a greentext based on a story I came up with a while back based on this character.

Stupid sexy bunnies...

Are you serious? The trailers alone are unbearable.

Where there's a quill, there's a way.

I like stupid stuff like this if they take it and run with it like they did with Minions.

this better not make more money than zootopia

but its americal idol with animals, so it will

It's marketing to kids. Most kids I know go to the movies with whichever parent is available, so they have to get tickets for the kid AND themselves. Combine that with the teens and young adults who are interested, and it just might.

so is illumination just going to pump out the most cliche filled bottom of the barrel story lines from now on.

They've realized that being creative doesn't give them money, only slapstick and mom memes can give them money.

>March
I want to FUCK that bunny.

>December
I want to FUCK that porcupine.

>"how about we make a movie about a bunch of characters who are all trying to make it big against the odds"
That's stupid
>"... what if they were animals"
NOW, WE'RE TALKING

...proceed

It'a not based on sing, it's based on the porcupine character. And honestly, my confidence in my writing is way below average. I can at least try, though.

Illumination films are a fun study in seeing how the average moviegoer will throw money at the most manufactured cliche animated movie. It helps that they have a ridiculously effective marketing campaign. Any other studio churning the same crap would fall flat on its face.
Still, I expect Sing, to be a huge hit and become a franchise where each film focuses on a new group of characters. Essentially every season of American Idol.

whats your pet peeve?

>you will never cuddle with her while listening to some soft rock.

How old is she suppose to be?

Pop songs?

In there defense they seem to diversify the song lineup.

The only thing I want to hear is Seth MacFarlane's Big Band number
otherwise the movie looks like trash and the art style is super ugly

I hope the fat pig breaks it off with her deadbeat husband

Should have been another animal twerking. It's such a easy move and they messed it up

>riding off popularity of zootopia
>end of movie going to end with monkey guys dad having a change of heart and singing with his son
>already can see the "lol so random" humor its going to have

not hyped literally at all

Or at least not make the rabbits hideous.

Like fucking seriously, how do you fail to make rabbits look cute?

Last call. Who wants some shitty greentext?

I just want more Pig Milf porn.

>The rabbits teach Ash to twerk

wasn't the main guy a fox in the beginning?

I might see it. I think it will be satisfying if I keep my expectations low.
Definitely a lot more appealing than Despicable Me or Minions, though.

i am

Fuck it. I've got nothing better to do. Prepare your collective anuses.

It's like there was discount on music licenses. This thing is incredibly cute though.

>a bit hyped
Not even.

Why? From the trailer it looks like he works his ass off to keep a roof of the heads of his wife and bajillion kids.

If there were more attractive characters from shows I watched like Brandy I would have been a furry.

>There's no business like show business.
>Unless, of course, you count every other business out there.
>Because it's literally all the same.
>Phone calls, paperwork, shaking sweaty hand after sweaty hand.
>I should know; Been shoveling this bullshit since the end of college.
>And yes, it is bullshit.
>But damn, I'm good at it.
>Call me user.
>Head of the PR department for a huge-ass music company.
>Hear that?
>That was me cringing.
>I've worked with a lot of companies, and I don't think all the optimists in the fucking world can find something decent about the music business.
>The suits have no souls, and that's coming from a suit.
>Not to mention, the CEO is a fucking pig.
>Literally.
>Like, pink skin, snout, cloven feet, everything.
>From my foggy memories of high school history class, we've always lived with these animal...people.
>Humanimals.
>Animans?
>Fuck it.
>Point is, this job sucks, but I kick ass.
>There's your summary.
>Questions?
>Moving on, then...

Continue?

>I would
Yeah right.

Yeah I'm digging it

The trailers didn't annoy me so it might be alright.

...

I only want to see the scenes with the skanky hood rabbits.

>a pig singing bad romance
>bunch of bunnies twerking singing annaconda
holy fuck, I cringed so hard everytime they showed this in my theatre

>, I cringed so hard everytime they showed this in my theatre
Meanwhile everyone else is laughing and having a good time.

The trailer is pretty cringy.

Appreciate it!

>Initial briefing is probably the best part of my day.
>Yeah, I have to get up early and drive all the way to the damn studio, but it has its perks.
>Sit in an air conditioned room, free donuts and coffee, gossip about our weekends...
>Of course, in PR, our 'gossip' is just complaining about living in Hollywood.
>I digress.
>"Look alive, people!"
>Oh, fuck.
>Not the CEO, but not much better.
>Some sleazy agent of some shitty popstar or something.
>I forget which one.
>Actually, getting a better look at him, he might be new.
>For one thing, he's actually human, which is a good sign.
>Not that I'm racist or anything.
>Speciesist?
>Whatever.
>Anyway, guy's gotta be no younger than 45, pinstripe suit, ugly tie, slicked-back hair, the works.
>Definitely an agent.
>"I've heard several good things about this group, so I expect no less than what I've been told. I have a very important client flying in for her first North American tour. I want her to feel as welcome as possible, so I'm counting on this team to make sure she gets everything she needs."
>The fuck?
>We're PR, not a waitstaff.
>The hell does this guy think he is?
>Y'know, forget what I said about the CEO.
>THIS guy's a pig.
>Client probably is, too.
>"You'll be working with our security team to make sure she gets where she needs to be, and look as good as possible getting there. I know plenty of you in this room have quite a lot of power. Use it. I'm looking at you, Mr. Moose."
>I always hated my last name.
>All the actual moose looked at me funny.
>"The tour schedule will be e-mailed to you. Leave your travel expenses to me. Any questions are to be directed to me. It's not like anyone else knows anything around here."
>Like how you're a tool?
>Agent Shit finally leaves the goddamn room.
>This is gonna be a tough job, but like hell we're not even gonna fucking try.
"Alright, clearly we're the smart ones, so here's what's gonna happen."

(2/?)

"I couldn't give any less of a shit who this artist is. I'm sure you feel the same way. But let me remind you that our actions have consequences. If this client is as important as he says, we can't afford to fuck up. So I'm gonna need every last one of you on your A-game. We pull this off, who knows? Maybe we'll come out of it with a sense of pride. Probably not, but a guy can dream. You with me?"
>Mumbles of 'yeah,' 'sure, whatever,' and 'I guess' echo in the room.
>Good enough for me.

>5 hours later, we're driving from the airport in Houston.
>It's hot as fuck; for me, at least.
>Other guy in the car, big tiger dude, doesn't seem to have a problem.
>Real fair.
"Jesus, why'd this bitch have to pick such a hot place to start her tour?"
>Tiger shrugs.
>"Maybe because she's used to it. Schedule started with her flight to here from Australia."
>I perk up.
>Oh, listen.
>I'm cringing again.
>I'm remembering high school.
"Yeah? I knew someone from Australia back in the day. Sat in front of me in math class."
>"What's an Australian doing in an America school?"
"She was an exchange. Only there for most of junior year."
>"Care to elaborate?"
>Not really.
>Dark times, junior year.
"Not much to say. Just some hedgehog chick in math class."
>"Any good-looking?"
"Fuck no. Coke-bottle glasses, brightly-colored braces, and a lisp that'd drive you insane. Not to mention she was a fucking hedgehog."
>It's not like interspecies is frowned upon.
>But it's really fucking weird.
>I try not to judge, but-
>Well, that's a lie.
>I just try not to think about it too much.
>"Just a question, man. You seem kinda hostile, you okay?"
"What do you think? We're playing babysitter to the 'oh so fabulous...'"
>Fuck, what was this chick's name?
>"Spike?"
>That was it.
>Stupid name, but it's to be expected.
"Yeah, her. We're businessmen, for crying out loud. We should be in New York trading stock or something. Like..."
>"Arriving at the hotel?"
>Yep, we're there.

(3/?)

Like bloody quiche diarrhea with a used condom in it, this movie looks like gay shit.

Going to bed, might have time before work to type up more. See ya.

>work in a store, get mostly evening shifts
>see the pig lady doing her performance near the groceries
>can only think about how much I want her to leave before they close

That's an autist for you.

"Hey, bitch! Clean up your fucking mess, then bring your final purchases to the front counter!!"

It won't be good
It will be boring as shit

I feel bad for this movie.

I feel like when they started working on it, they had never heard of Zootopia, or at least never expected it to fur-bag-explode like it did lol.

I want to fuck the gorilla.

I would rather see other characters from various shows/films competing instead.

Examples
Mordecai and Rigby: You're a Friend of Mine - Clarence Clemons and Jackson Browne
Dipper and Mabel: I'm Coming Home - Beeb Birtles and Graeme Goble
Anna: To the Moon and Back - Savage Garden
Star: Under Fire - Jackie
Marco: Misplaced Love - Rupert Hine
Steven: Better - The Screaming Jets
Lum: O.C.O.E. (Official Cat of the Eighties) - Pages

This. I'm a sucker for movies where multiple people, good people, are competing for the same thing, but only one of them can win.

I would think that to but than again, CT pig milf.

dicks out

Seth Macfarlane is playing a fucking rat

fucking lol

Good morning. Got about two hours before work, let's see what I can get done.

>Nearly midnight.
>Been one hell of a day.
>Spent the last few hours making phone calls, organizing tour events...
>Even decided to call my mother.
>Told me some story about running into an old friend at the grocery store.
"Yeah that's great. Listen, I gotta get to sleep, I'll talk later."
>I don't even remember who she was talking about.
>Nor do I care.
>Finally get settled into bed.
>This is the only solace I have from this shitpile of a job nowadays.
>Close my eyes, wait for sleep to take me.
>...
>I hear music.
>The fuck.
>Get out of get and put my ear to the connecting door to the next room.
>Someone's playing fucking guitar.
>At midnight.
>Knock knock knock.
"Hey, some of us are trying to sleep, here!"
>No response.
>Just more guitar, song sounds like a waltz.
>I'm ready to call the front desk when I hear it.
>Now they're singing.
>If I have to break down this fucking-
Are you lonesome tonight?
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
>...
>Um.
Does your memory stray
To a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
>Can't move.
>Just stand and listen.
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
Is your heart filled with pain,
Shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
>Guitar continues.
>She's humming now.
>Find myself sitting up against the door, just listening.
>Why do I suddenly feel...conflicted?
>Furthermore, why the fuck is the voice of an angel coming from the room next door.
>I didn't even know it was booked.
>Don't have much time to speculate before my eyes drift shut.

(4/?)

Bumping while I go to work. I wanna continue this story.

>You wanna fuck a porcupine? You're so weird.

That shot of him in the rain and looking exhausted kinda makes me think her entry is part self-validation, part trying to help him and the kids out. That may or may not be giving the film too much credit.

The gorilla is pretty cute.

The only down side would be that you could only go at it cowgirl.

I want to fuck the pig

I feel guilty being interested in it for the fact that Seth MacFarlane is in this. Cannot stand him as a writer, but he's an amazing singer.

Scarjo is my waifu. Also Seth is a decent writer its just that people keep associating him with current family guy.

Someone should draw this.

Bump

God I want to fuck pig milf

Actually I think the movie looks rather original, sure a shit ton of talking animal movies have singing in it but have they ever went as far as to make a movie based around that premise? A few interviews I've read with the writers have said that the film will have 85ish songs ranging from 1940-Present, so its not like its going to be nothing but current pop shit.

It looks like it's got some neat ideas. I agree with about the multiple competing protagonists.
Heck I'm even curious about what will happen to Gorilla boy's relationship with his father and Pig Lady to her husband imagine if they had the guts to have her walk out on her husband at the end of the movie.

Unfortunately it's probably going to get dragged down by the pop-culture stuff.

I forgot Finn and Jake: Love is All - Roger Glover

well they are wrong you know

This is pretty much Pitch Perfect right?

Greentext user here. Before I continue, I'd love some feedback.

No? Alright, might as well continue before the thread vanishes.

>Had a really weird dream.
>Someone I knew from high-school came to visit me.
>Can't remember who it was.
>All I knew was that they had some kind of significance.
>Like they were there for more than just catching up.
>Like I needed to see them again.
>Also, chimes.
>Very happy, upbeat chimes.
>Wake up.
>My phone's ringing.
>I'm leaning up against the door the singing was coming from.
>Bed's not even turned down.
>Answer the phone.
"Hello?"
>"There you are!"
>It's the tiger.
>"I've been trying to call you for an hour! What gives?"
>'Oh well I was listening to some magical lady with a guitar sing outside my door and I fell asleep.'
>It's even crazier in my head.
"I just...overslept."
>Good enough excuse for now.
>Tell Tiger the whole story later.
>"Whatever. Spike's rehearsing for the show tonight, and we need you down here to go over some ticket stuff. You coming or what?"
>Has he forgotten who the boss is?
>Of course, he's probably had to handle a lot of stuff this morning, given I was asleep.
>Best not to call him out.
>"Alright, I'll be there in a few."
>Hang up.
>Stand in front of bathroom mirror.
>Song and dream replaying in my mind.
>Before I always told myself that I was fine by myself.
>Relationships weren't as important as everyone made them seem.
>But that song...
>That VOICE...
>AM I lonesome?
>I'm not even thirty yet, and I'm having a mid-life crisis.
>All because of some singing bitch.
>I need coffee.

(5/?)

Old enough

Sounds pretty gud this far. When you're finished I'm gonna store it in my free text fap collection

Proceed

Not sure what the smut guidelines are on here. Or if I'm going to add smut.

Or if you're so perverted you can jack off to simple storytelling.

It's shit, it's an unoriginal and uninspired hack that's doing it for the money. This is going to be the first in many films following the in the success of zootopia, like those films in the mid 00s that followed shreks success.