The Great X-Men Storytime - Vol. 4: Mutant Massacre (Part 16)

What's up, mah muggas?

Let's check back with our favorite group of new muties.

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Cover artist seems to have gone a bit overboard on her horns and pauldron.

I've always wondered, does Scalphunter actually collect scalps? Because if not I'd be looking for a new name, like, uh, Mr. Kill! I'm no good at names

Hey, that's Mr. Sienkiewicz to you!

Now that's what I call a meltdown.

Damn, that's Sienkiewicz? I didn't recognize it. It's a great cover just was surprised by some of the proportions.

>I could be at home playing Castlevania or something!

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It's a racial slur, he's canon native American.
They even had to change his name on the Heroclix the same way ToyBiz had to change the name of the Holocaust toy back in the '90s.

Oh, Marvel...

(also: welcome back again)

The cool thing about good ol' Billy S is that he's a very versatile artist.

Wait what, he's an actual Native American? I totally forgot that. Holy shit, it's like a black character calling themselves Spearchucker or something.

>(also: welcome back again)
Thanks, senpai.

Let's be honest, Marvel could probably come up with a name for a giant flaming robot skeleton than Genocide or Holocaust.

Oh no, I can't believe they're totally dead!

I'd call him... Flame-O!

>Where the devil is Magik?!
Carlos!

>Boots wit da fur!
> Boots wit d-wait those are hooves!

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>I wanted him to suffer!
Whelp, this is all on you.

What, like in MASH?

Being Illyana truly is suffering.

...yeah.

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Have you tried using your hands?

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I like how their body language in the first few panels easily conveys their personalities.

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Eh, I'd just off the fool, but that's just me.

Welcome to mutants news, your favorite show every month, when the solicitations for marvel come out, this are the headlines.

IvX # 0 will tell us how the conflict begins and it looks like beast might have cause it.

Extraordinary x-men # 16 will focus on Magik and how she is trying to kill her protege, basically Lemire is doing an Austen.

Deaths of X # 3 and 4 promise the "death of Scott Summer" which we all know is going to be bullshit in every way.

All new x-men # 15 introduce, INFERNO Madelyne Prior, from Hopeless battleworld tie in, which sounds boring as all Hopeless books.

All new x-men annual # 1 show us why Idie Okonowo (one of Jason Aaron ocs who was main character in WaTX) decided to join the all new x-men with the special guest: DANI MOONSTAR.

Uncanny x-men # 15 is Psylocke vs Magneto, who wins ?

Uncanny x-men Annual # 1 bring back the recently killed fan favorite academy X teen, ELIXIR back to life, who looks like is going to become edgy again, plus Domino has for the terrigent mist.

X-men 92 # 9 bring back the show APOCALYPSE, who will attack the x-men while they are in a Lila Cheney concert.

Wolverine #14 will see Laura first kill since ANAD started, something CBR forum has been asking for a while.

Old man Logan # 13 concludes Logan adventures in Japan, without any trace of Daken, what a wasted opportunity.

Old man logan # 14 where Logan and a team of monster will rescue Jubilee from DRACULA, will the rumors of Lemire killing Jubilee become true ?

These are all the x-men news for the month of November, this was your host user Ymous, go back to you x-user.

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I know, right? I love it when a comic artist pays attention to the body language and synchs it up to the dialog.
That always used to bug me when it wasn't done.
Also when a word balloon is coming from someone with a closed mouth. WTF? They still do it all the time!

Thanks user, that felt like going through goddamn chemo.

Hey X-user!

Dani Moonster coming back in the All New X-Men Annual!!!!!!!!!!!

she'd be perfect for Occupy Avengers btw

Or when a word balloon comes from their butt

>Scalphunter

I'm reading Blood Meridian now so he takes on a whole new thing to me.

overall but pretty sure the us got some native americans to help with killing

So I've heard. Frankly, I'm too jaded to be excited about anything X, but we'll see.

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Those previews are always BS.
The covers have been fake-outs from the beginning of comics, the teaser blurb is never an actual spoiler, and EVERYONE reads into them whatever they already expect.
They may as well just not... NOT with the whole thing...

me too but still

Hopeless' All New is fine, it's not bad but nothing to write home about.

Love the costume on whoever Apoc is eating on that 92 cover. I might pick up the arc for Lila Cheney ngl

>Teen Avengers
>Dr. Druid is still bald

Dougie's got an eclectic musical taste.

I know but hey, is good to speculate.

they all look the same! I guess Thor isn't King Thor anymore...

creepy Doug Davis

It has to happen someday kids. You've got to be prepared.

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>It's a racial slur, he's canon native American.

But he's appropriating it, which means it's okay!

>it's like a black character calling themselves Spearchucker or something.

Ever see the MASH movie? mash.wikia.com/wiki/Oliver_Harmon_"Spearchucker"_Jones

Oh, Berto.

Doug is such a geek. It's hard to believe that he once gave Kitty funny feels in her intangible places.

>I can't hit a girl!
I'd like to see an adult Marvel/DC hero with that kind of attitude, it'd be pretty funny. I know it's happened a few times as a joke, but I'd like to see it as a running gag.

Dougie, this is looking kinda...Mojoish.

Yeah, user reminded me of that.

Where did he learn the Vulcan nerve pinch?

because how goofy marvel time works now Berto CAN date Shulkie! would buy

A-Babies vs. X-Babies!

Damn it X-user, don't give the fat bastard ideas!

And Dr. Druid goes down like a chump. No surprises there.

There's reapropriating and then there's reappropriating.
In an effort to dull the sharp edge of a word that will be encountered regardless is one thing but to aggressively embrace it as identity is confrontational, self-denegration, and just negative on all levels.

Pretty sure that was a real Secret Wars tie-in

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>but to aggressively embrace it as identity is confrontational, self-denegration, and just negative on all levels
Kind of suits a Marauder, then.

Thanks, doc.

was it secret wars or AvX? cause we did get it

Oh god, please never show me the Impossible Man in drag ever again, Alan Davis.

Let's be honest, Mister Sinister gave him that name

i was gonna say...

Impossible Prick...
Why can't The Punisher kill him off? Instead we had to lose poor poor Stilt-Man.

Can someone do the job of * Editor and tell me what Illyana and Impossible are talking about?

What's wrong, McFly? Chicken?

i dunno if my favorite joke is Emma's clothes, Jan's costumes, or Stan running away to hollywood

Secret Wars, it was called Giant-Sized A-Babies vs. X-Babies or something like that.

I really want to see the Marauders just get fucking wrecked.

I don't even care who does it at this point. I just wanna see those fucker hurt.

And HE has no damned right to say it, he's white!

Oh, it's these costumes again. Yay.

>our individual costumes

OH NO

Aww this nigga again.

There was an issue where he was in a scavenger hunt and ended up stealing the mansion?

Illyana and Bobby's don't look that bad.

Rahne is bad but just generically and Dani needs pants.

Holy shit are Sam and Doug disasters tho

Not just white, British Imperial White

I'm sure if will happen a few times before then, but they get stomped in Messiah Complex.

marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Uncanny_X-Men_Annual_Vol_1_1983

And yes, we did read this. Forgot the specific storytime though.

Prior X-Men story where Impossible Man stole...everything, including the X-Men's Mansion.

Illyana was around for it, but I think it was before she went on Mr. Belasco's Wild Ride, so she was a little girl.

Mate I have to give you some kudos, you are insane to storytime all this.

And I just can't get enough of these kids. New Mutants Vol. 4 fucking when.

Doug's looked better when he had a Cyclops visor instead of those ski goggles

I think the jacket on Sam is alright, but everything else...

>Not just white, British Imperial White
More like chalk white.

ahh ok, i've kinda faded in and out during annuals.

I'm pretty sure shit like this is how the Technarchy formed.

why does he even need a helmet?! He's nigh invulnerable when he's blastin!

Why does Roberto even need an outfit? He's unrecognizable in Sunspot form anyway.

>Dani needs pants.
I will fight you.

I think I've been called all sorts of crazy at this point. Except for "loco", I guess.

>Gruenwald

> Rules

Oh so NOW the New Mutants decide to follow the rules.

... also literally white.

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i mean for a good costume that is

had all the one look

can the rest of this be a beach issue plz

retroactively mad marvel didn't do any Olympic stuff with Bobby this year

>jubilee is refined/better kitty pryde

i h8 90s kids

>Is every woman in Bobby's lousy country beautiful?
They are in a cape comic, Dani. They are in a cape comic.

Odd how every person in this beach in Brazil seems to prefer to speak English.