I'm terrified of being accused of rape. There really is no way to prove innocence and it stays with you forever

I'm terrified of being accused of rape. There really is no way to prove innocence and it stays with you forever.

Taking your meds leaf?

Don't worry. You can't be accused of rape if you spend all your time at home on the computer. Unless you have a feminist mother/sister, you are safe.

Dude weed lmao

It's simple, if someone falselly accuses you of rape, warn them that you'll rape her and broke her legs if she dont retire the denounce.

Or you can trully rape her and film it, then blackmail her. I mean, she already denounced you, she deserves it

Become gay

There is, make sure there's evidence that puts you somewhere the fuck else the entire time the incident supposedly occurred by not having been there

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Convert to Islam. That way, even if you were accused, you'd get away with it.

Never stick your dick in crazy SJW and your shouldn't have a problem.

I have slept with 20 girls and never got accused of rape. If you don't actually do anything rapey, knew them longer than one night and they aren't insane, you won't get accused of rape.

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I thought about this the other day. If charges are filed that will be on your permanent record basically, even if you're acquitted. Someone could fuck you over bad with a simple accusation.

I figure there's multiple ways anyone can ruin another's life really: maiming, killing, robbing, etc. This is just another way, and if someone is going to cold-heartedly try to fuck you over this badly they better be ready for their payback when it's time.

If someone did that to me and truly ruined my life I would make sure to return the favor.

Happened to me op.

It's destroyed my reputation

I had to transfer colleges

Actually you need to marry her, according to Sharia.

Thats a thing in Old Testament too

stay a virgin like me
problem solved worries gone

I have been. It is fucking terrible, my kids are picked on and assaulted daily, my wife too, I lost my job, my family, my house, my car, everything I FUCKING OWNED, and all but 1 friend who believed me, even though I was declared innocent in court. I can go on with details if you all is interested

Who was it, random hook up?

You are a lucky one. I didn't get off so easily.

Stop raping. Problem solved

Make her sign forms and have the cameras set up to record
Also let her know that it will be recorded before she signs the consent forms

Sorry to hear op

Did you have sexual relations with her?

"dead men tell no tales" - Cpt. Hook

Day after sex shove something so big in your ass it makes it bleed.

When she goes to say you raped her say no officer she raped me and show him your butthole and start crying.

Secretly tape every sexual encounter you have. It's great evidence if things ever go to court.

It happened to me, and I did return the favor. Sued the bitch for everything she owned with a slander charge.

I like you.

story?

I mean, it worked on the simpsons

When I was 21 a 16 year old who claimed to be 18 sent me nude images.

I got a felony possession of child pornography. After battling for 1 year and hiring a lawyer for $5000, and having chat logs of her claiming to be 18, I got the charge changed to "improper usage of a 2 way communications device" also a fucking felony but at least it's not a sex offense.

Still a felony though LOLOLOLOL.

I HAVE GONE FROM WEEB TO FUCKING RIPPED, TURNED MY LIFE AROUND IN SO MANY WAYS. 2 YEARS NO DRUGS NO CIGARETTES NO ALCOHOL, GETTING As IN COLLEGE.

BUT IM A FUCKING FELON FOR NO REASON AND THERE ARE PHOTOS OF ME ON GOOGLE THAT SAY POSESSION OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY

WHY
EVEN
LIVE

>get accused of rape
>beat the charges because bitches be dumb
>life fucked anyway
>now is the perfect opportunity to do actual rape

I don't see the problem.

I always try to get an obviously happy day after text. I have a whole folder of them organized by date and name.

Listen to us we know what we say.
You can even get away with real rape.

This is a legitimate sign of autism, and I don't mean this in the attack, or meme-sense, but in the legitimate sense. The simple fact is that, so long as you simply aren't a huge dick to others, others won't be huge dicks to you for no reason. None of this is certain, but the world is FULL of uncertainty; however, we can manage this uncertainty, and make the truly terrible things negligibly likely.

Rape laws are broad and theoretically exploitable, but in reality, the actual chances of this happening to you if you've just been a decent human being are so slim that you should be more worried about a any other number of terrible things that can happen to you for no reason and by no fault of your own... all of which you aren't worried about, because you've managed those dangers to statistically negligible levels as well. Hell, simply by virtue of being here, you're more likely to land unjustly on a sex offender registry because someone here decided it would be funny to plant a shitload of CP on your computer and call the FBI because "muh lulz," than you are to be falseley acused of rape.... hell you're barely likely to be justly accused of rape, even if you do it all the time, given statistics.

Autism makes coping with uncertainty difficult, but it doesn't make terrible uncertain things any more likely to happen. Just stay calm, and aware of your surroundings, and you WILL be fine.

Go ahead

>around Halloween
>drinking with friends
>smoking hookah after a long night
>way to fucked up to walk back to my dorm by myself
> girl says I can sleep in her room
>stumble over watch some sopranos
>suddenly she starts getting undressed
>sheeeit
>try to have sex but got the whisky dick
>we pass out in her bed naked
>wake up sulk back to my room
>turns out she was dating another girl
>she finds out is pissed
>starts telling everyone I forced myself on her and broke her arm
>lol, u serious?
> no one believed her but after that I was a social pariah

And that is why you should never try to hook with a girl who has blue hair

Because you're gonna carry that weight.

We are all going to make it, don't let them win over your heart and mind.

Whisky dick? Are you retarded you piece of shit? How dare you fucking call impotence whisky dick?

Why is rape the only crime that requires no evidence?

All other crimes require DNA, fingerprints, video footage, witnesses, etc.

But with rape, a girl just needs to say "he raped me" and there's basically a kangaroo court where you're guilty until proven innocent.

>The simple fact is that, so long as you simply aren't a huge dick to others, others won't be huge dicks to you for no reason.

It's real, you monkey

Because pussy is literally a womans most valuable possession.

Even the implication that you took without paying your dues is enough to get you in hot water.

heres a 50/50 chance of how to be proven innocent

ask the accuser if your dick is circumsized or not. she gets it wrong, then she goes to the slammer

Wow this is why the white man is going extinct, now I understand

>tfw I will never be accused of rape because I am a 29 year old virgin who rarely leaves the house and I spend all of my free nights streaming which works as an alibi
feels good man

Cut your dick off. When accused of rape, make her give all sorts of details about your cock.

Then whip out...nothing. Present the hospital report of your dick's removal.

FLAWLESS VICTORY

Well it shouldn't, do you even plan on having kids?

or just ask what specific feature your dick has.

they'll probably panic and say something stupid, that's when you say it's a normal dick.

>4d chess

Checkmate atheists.

Do Canadians even do circumcision? I thought it was only an American, Muslim and Jewish thing.

If you're meeting randoms/casuals for sex and are afraid of this take your phone and let it record the entire time. That way it will prove your innocence

Good idea.

Perharps making a tattoo on dick is a good idea too, for people with commom dicks

Canadians usually do not, can confirm I have vast experience, not even kidding.

Gay

It is only gay if you don't date women.

>in court
>defense lawyer asks 'victim' if OP has a cut or uncut penis
>victim: It was too traumatic to remember fine details like that

and that is how that will be dismissed in court

lol no

.........
You don't see how this could possibly backfire...?

Give her a consent form to sign

>I'm terrified of being accused of rape.
then find a trap or fap

>evolve

Two posts. Here, have a sage

Video evidance.

Always record your sex.

How? Enlighten me with your condescending wisdom leaf

There's a reason why I don't want to be in the same room with a girl if there isn't anyone else currently in it

Never have sex with a chick if she has taken any drugs or if she's had more than one drink.

Otherwise the next day she'll turn "regret" into "rape" and then you're finished.

>when you realize all women have literally no problems with accusing men they don't like with rape

Literally worse than niggers. At least some of them aren't so callously willing to murder a man/

how?

when you get too bladdered m8 its hard mode to get a boner

stoned you cant get rid of it though...user probs drank too much and probs is body conscious

pro tip:when in doubt shove a finger up your ass and hit your g spot...hard as wood m8

God i want to rape a woman so badly. I want to hear her delightful scream~

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Just record your conversations with women and during the act too. Get them to ask you for your dick and you'll have all the evidence of consent you need.

Who charges you in that situation. Did she get butthurt and try to get revenge or the parents?

It is a terrifying dilemma. I am sexually active and fear some girls would cry rape because I didn't text then back. You can't win in court for rape charges. You have to record the thing to have a shot prove you were somewhere else like cctv footage

You can turn the lawsuit around on them if you're actually innocent.

Two of my friends have had blatantly false accusations put against them, and luckily for them they didn't get charged. Degenerate party girls waking up after a night of drunken sex and regretting it.

18 years ago, I met a girl my freshman year of highschool, and we were dating for the entire 4 years, and then she started to see other guys the, so we broke up. In college, I found my current wife, all while staying close to this girl, beca use I knew we would never see each other again after college, or so I thought.
After we graduated from college, we went our separate ways. Ten years later, and earlier this year, I got told that I was being accused of raping her and her 14 year old neice, and when it came time for court, I was actually working out with a friend when this was happening, and we had the security footage to prove it. I thought I would be off the hook, but that was just the begining.
About a month after the case, people started gathering around my house calling me a rapist, and insultan my kids when they went outside to play, and some even tried to tell them to run away (they are 8 and 5, by the way), and telling my wife to leave me for someone who isn't a rapist. Eventually, they found out where I worked and who my co-workers were, and started harassing them and my boss, and my company ended up letting me go because of this. These rioters also convinced my parents to disown me, and most of my friends to leave me in the dark, too.
Later on, my wife ended up leaving and taking the kids with her for their own safety, and then things starter going downhill from there. I ended up having to sell everything and move in with my last remaining friend, and eventually scared off the assholes that cost me all this by getting a few German Shepards and firing his guns around his house, and ive sued the bitch that caused all of this for everything she owns.

We have no death penalty here. There is no rape in our prisons. Don't be afraid to colour outside of the lines.

If somebody fucks with you and tries to ruin your life, escalate until you win. If somebody tries to bring you down, make sure you don't fall to ruin alone. Take them down with you, cut off pieces that won't grow back.

Here is an exercise, buy a rifle scope, pick a person that you know or know of and simply practice finding them and sighting them through the scope.

Notice how piss easy it is, and how nothing or nobody even has a chance to stop you from doing what you're doing if you're patient.

Do whatever it takes to ensure that nobody walks away clean from crossing you.

Once you have made the decision in your mind for real that you will not be anybody's victim, you'll find that the rest of the world no longer wants to fuck with you on a personal level.

just rape people and be racist you're going to be accused of at least one of them anyway

>Be a vrigin
>Be accused of rape

Wear a body cam 24/7, keep all video as long as possible (h265)

CHING CHONG CHANG CHO

Before I was married I had a system of leaving my phone on record just before I had sex with anyone in order to have audio evidence that I didn't force myself on anyone if I was ever accused of doing so.

The scary thing is that I had the mp3s files saved on an SD card, all properly organized by date and which girl is in the recording, and unfortunately, I lost track of it when I moved homes.

Somewhere in Vancouver, there is an SD card full of recordings of sex I had all with the names of the women involved. I hope this shit doesn't bite me in the ass when I run for Prime Minister desu.

ow the edge

Go back to your minecraft youtube channel, child.

My ex girlfriend had my email address saved on her laptop. She regularly checked my emails for months. Stalking me pretty much.

When I got nudes sent to my email, she found out who this person was, and that they were underage.

She literally cared more about it than I did, because I just assumed she was 18, like she told me.

My ex called the police and I was arrested.

So is it worth dating women nowadays? I'm starting to like more about being single and achieving wizardom. Hopefully if I live to be 60 single, I will achieve arcmage.

Not if you record it.

Whores get what they deserv.

And you can destroy its social live. Post the pictures and videos to famely and workplace. Maybe even to its children.

Holy shit. That's savage. Ten years after the last time you saw her she accused you? Now I'm scared an old one night stand from college will do the same to me.

Women are fucking worthless if you're a smart man.

>Not if you record it.

Even if you record it, they can claim it's rape because sex while intoxicated is considered rape.

Its trully evil.

Well, I'm a smart man.

>There really is no way to prove innocence
There really is no way to prove guilt, either, unless you do it and then admit to it.

>having casual sex with strange women has its dangers

Of course it does faggot.
That's how it's always been.
That's how it has been for thousands of years. When you sleep around, problems happen.

Why do you think casual sex was so rare in the past? Because it causes more problems than its worth.

If you have sex with strange women outside the context of a committed relationship, being falsely accused of rape is possible. Also, blackmail, paternity fraud, pregnancy scares, std's and shame is a possibility.

Having casual sex is rolling the dice. If you want to play that game, then you have to just accept that there are consequences.

You should be. I almost got fucked over big time.
>20 years ago. Be me, fresh out of HS, getting ready for college in the fall.
>Girl I went to HS with, but a year younger, decides to finally approach me at a party. I knew she had liked me, but I was never interested. I told her flat out that she wasn't my time. She kept pushing and I finally yelled at her and called her every name in the book until she left crying.

>Next day, cops show up at my house. She went to the police claiming I sexually assaulted her. I'm fucking freaking out. My mom is losing her shit and seems like she doesn't believe my denials.
>I'm taken to the police station to be interviewed so the cops can decide if they're going to press charges. Dad is getting lawyer involved. I find out that she claimed that I held her down, whipped out my dick, hit her in the face with it before making her suck it.
>By the time my dad arrived with a lawyer, I'm laughing my ass off. Dad is freaking out and the lawyer is telling me to stop talking and especially stop laughing.

Part 1 of 2

Except women face zero danger from sex with strange men. At least, none that is perfectly legal to do.

Recording it may seem like you were EXPECTING of get accused of rape. remember, the judges are liberals

>having kids
>in the modern world
good goy.

Fuck Canada then. At least here they have to prove you're guilty.

God I hope this is true.

>no way to prove innocence
>being this Canadian
hahahaha we are innocent until proven guiltar here. You're probably less likely to be accused of rape by actually giving a girl a roofie there. Isn't it ironic?

Part 2


>Lawyer requests alone time to talk to me so that I can calm down. I explain why I'm laughing.
>This wasn't easy to say, especially in front of my dad, but I explain about my "cockmark."
>I have a large birthmark on my dick. Like, huge...probably covers about 20% of it. It's one of the reasons why I was still a virgin in HS - I was so embarrassed of it. Now, it was going to save my ass. Since she claimed my dick was right in her face, she would have definitely seen it.
>I wish I could have been in the room when the police had to question her about my dick and any thing she might have noticed. (I did have to whip my dick out to a cop to prove it, though. Totally not fun.)
>Eventually, I was let go. No charges against me. She ended up getting charged with filing a false report I heard, but I don't know what happened, as I went off to college. She was also under 18, so I don't know if they charged her parents instead. (My family and I have not spoken about it again to this day.)

I can laugh about it now, but it kinda fucked me up for a while. It took me a very long fucking time to trust a woman. I missed out on a lot of easy college sex that first year because I refused to be alone with a girl I didn't know.

I can't imagine how fucked I would be if that happened today. That's why I call bullshit on all that "listen and believe" bullshit. I had to get red pilled on women the hard way at a young age.

>Married now 9 years. I still have not told my wife this story.