WAIT FUCK NO GOD DAMNIT

WAIT FUCK NO GOD DAMNIT

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are they falling apart? lasted longer than I ever expected desu

WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE

Who did he shoot? Werewold by night?

>Deadpool got cheated on

why

Finally he can be with Spider-Man!

So Marvel made Deadpool a cuck?

This is the exact opposite of being a cuck.

Shame, I liked them together.

Didn't we already know that she sleeps around?

Succubus on the rebound! SCORE!

It was incredibly obvious she was cheating with Jack, yes.

Also, is Jack gonna be fine? Normal guns can't hurt a werewolf, right? Unless Deadpool had silver bullets.

D..did he just kill jack russel

...

Shut up Starscream.

He was Trying To Explain!... that he tripped and fell in her vagina.

Its Marvel, by definition no healthy relationship can exist within its universe. Although I do admit I wanted this one to last a bit longer. I know conflict creates drama but god damn Marvel

I think he's gonna be in Moon Knight later, so it's probably not.

its a fucking blunderbuss im pretty sure it had silver bullets

I'm not sure you know what a cuck is.

You know? Besides all memes and SOOrandomXD complaints, this is why i aways come back to this comic

Deadpool: Easy to annoy, hard to dissapoint

Neither do you if you think OP is cuckoldry.

>deadpool is a cuck now

>its a Sup Forums episode

Boco, You don't even have a dick. So do please shut the fuck up.

Cuck in about being submissive about this, shooting a werewolf in the face in another hand...

A microscopic one is still one.

Now go back to being dead, Ben.

>now
>I read comics guys

Boco why won't you rape the Joker?

>A cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife.

Yep, I think that means what it means.

Shut up Boco.

A cuck is just a guy who got cheated on

>He thinks size don't matter

is this spawn?

no, it isn't you fucking fucktard, did the Sup Forums memes hit you hard in the head?

Jim, tell the truth. This is about you, isn't it?

A KEK IS SOMEONE WHO *ENJOYS* BEING CHEATED ON AND GETS OFF FROM WATCHING

BEING CHEATED ON AND GETTING MAD ABOUT IT IS NOT BEING A KEK

I agree also please post Tim Drake's death we all know is coming

no, a cuck is a guy who not only allows the cheating to occur, but also gets off on the thought of the cheating

it's like an open relationship but shittier

What dank meme is this?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold

If you get cheated on, you're a cuck

In meme land a cuck might enjoy it, but in the real definition (which is about 800 years old) it just means a man who is married to an adulterous wife.

That's only the fetish definition. That classic definition is just being cheated on.

Really? What about all that cuckoo's nest metaphor for money and crap? I aways found it overcomplicated. Here we just call then "horned" because horns are a think that everyone can see except those who have.

B-but my favorite character can't be a cuck!

if we're going by classical definition, I don't see deadpool raising some half werewolf half vampire kid

and besides, cuck isnt 1:1 with cuckold, stop being an ignorant memer

>merriam-webster()com/dictionary/cuckold
>Full Definition of cuckold: a man whose wife is unfaithful

lemme help you out with that, senpai

>the abbreviation isn't the full definition

What kind of autistic wizardry is this?!

>What about all that cuckoo's nest metaphor for money and crap?

What does money have to do with it? Cuckoos steal the nests of other birds. That's all.

Cuckpool wizardry

The classical definition doesn't require a child.

It was part of it, but it's not a requirement.

Technically, yes. But if they get a divorce then he'll stop being a cuckold.

Given that he just shot that guy in the face, I'm pretty sure they're going to be getting divorced.

I feel like that might turn the crazy succubus bitch on.

When did Sup Forums become irredeemable shit?

in 2 weeks bud

I trought it was about raising the son of another bird and being passive about it

HOLY SHIT, WEREWOLF BY NIGHT IS DEAD!

why are there 2 R's on his uniform?

That's more of a modern biological idea.

Seems like around the time Sup Forums was set up.

Newfags are only just now getting angsty about Deadpool's relationships? Deadpool and Thanos were already pining after Death who beds any living thing to coerce it into eternal slumber.

When he was wishing and waiting for sweet release amidst the torture but before the operation one of Wade's lines to her was inquiring if she was just stringing him along temporarily or if she really loved him, she side steps it. He was always the sucker, that's the whole point. If ever he finds some small joy Deadpool never gets to completely hold it.

Rich confirmed liar.

That's Radical Robbie. Or Red Robin. I don't know. I don't read comics.

Red Robin.

huh. should have figured

Do you not see the teaser line for next issue? He's toast.

Is he a hamburger ?

You fuckers haven't been reading the comic

Yeah, she slept with him and would have threesomes with him and someone else.

Shiklah was already angry at Wade because he neglected her and she was always left sexually frustrated.

But I guess Wade just found out about this in that issue.

Also there was that Secret Wars Mrs Deadpool mini even if it was not canon to the main universe.

This isn't Scanbro he said he would never spoil DC

But they're actually using it right this time.

He also would properly label his threads and not pussyfoot around what he was posting

By accident.

Last one for the night

Next week i'll make only one spoiler thread with titles above spoilers just for you user

Why the fuck is it that any time Boco shows up he makes an ass out of himself?
What's the point of having an identity if everybody hates you?

that's kinda hot

oops
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Deadpool cucked her first by pulling a Bojack Horseman on her.

This is correct.

cuck·old
ˈkəkəld,-ōld
noun
1. the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.

In this case, Deadpool is a cuck.

He's a sub who gets off to every mean thing we say.

How is it by accident? They called him a cuck because he got cheated on, which makes it correct.
Not she had a previous relationship
Not she flirted with another guy
Not she stood next to black guy
She fucked another dude, he's a cuckold.
I don't know what that means.

That's all I ask m8. Thanks for the fun though.

>Hal in that suggestive position.
How can DC be so based?

>How is it by accident?
Because they posted it to post a dank meme, not have an actual discussion.

That leopard thong tho.

thanks for being cool, here's a funny bit from Moon Girl and DD

So you gonna link your other spoils

I want to come all over him

I'm pretty sure DC has being doing it on purpose with him and Dick, happens too often

You might be onto something

That's just a fucking gorilla in the background

Yeah but it's a REALLY big gorilla!

>bull here. no self respecting cuck would shoot his bull in the face. are you young, stupid or just a virgin?

DC showing respect for Harambe

>thinking a cuck is just an insult

When did Captain Planet become a dad?

>definition for cuckold
>therefore, cuck
People have no appreciation for linguistic drift. No one every uses cuck but in the highly generalized or highly specialized, but both modern, definitions of cuckold. General in that cuck is now just used by every fart on the internet to refer to people they don't like, usually questioning their manliness or ability to assure their self interests. Or highly specialized, in the fetishistic way where it's not so much cheating as a highly structured script of humiliation and degradation.

You're never going to find the term "cuck" showing up before the modern day the same way you're never going to find people saying "lol" either. In fact, no one who uses cuck ever uses cuckold interchangeably, because cuck is too wrapped up in the modern internet trends of slang and lingo.

You sound like a cuck

What's with the number of Marvel Leaks lately?

YOU FUCKING SHIT I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE ALSO POSTING DC SPOILERS. I MEAN YEAH I'M FUCKING GLAD BUT YOU DICK.

Shame, I liked this marriage but it was obvious that Duggan wanted to end it as soon as possible

>as soon as possible
This shit has been building for awhile. Ever since Deadpool began his latest "I want to be a better person" attempt. Hell, the Secret Wars tie-in had the same relationship set up, as I recall. This was always meant to be a thing Duggan started and ended.