>be burger
>home alone
>hears noise in the other room
DO I SHOOT?!
HELP ME INT
Dominic Ross
Lucas Phillips
Apparently it's a better idea to make a thread on Sup Forums.
If you have a gun, just go there pointing the gun to whatever is in front of you.
Benjamin Smith
SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT
Luis Watson
That's what an alpha would do. I am clearly beta
Also, I'm scared the recoil would send me flying though a wall.
Benjamin Walker
t. oscar pistorius
Aiden White
SHOOT RIGHT NOW user IT MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE
Parker Hill
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Ian Hernandez
Time to become an alpha, my dude. You have a gun, right? Now is the right time to use it
Adrian Martin
Get your penis out, jerk it just enough 'till you cum but hold it, then when you see the dude in the other room, unleash your white cream all over him. Post pics please.
Adrian Flores
False alarm! It was just my cat.
Joshua Mitchell
Cum on it
Lincoln Brown
SHOOT
Noah Rivera
thanks op i cum on cat she hiss at penis
Alexander Watson
Pet him
Dominic Brooks
>That's what an alpha would do. I am clearly beta
Beta? Are you kidding? You are a true omega.
Chase Perry
t-thanks RussAnon
Thomas Evans
shoot that african immigrant
Josiah Wright
Her, and of course i will
Carson Wright
shoot
Brody Johnson
>he didn't shoot
OP is confirmed dead. RIP in reese's pieces.
Zachary Miller
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