Malta

What exactly happens here, what are their secrets?

They really like buttsex.

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Taxhaven #231, like the rest of Micronations.

Tell me your secrets, is it really the buttsex

I ain't telling you my secrets!

proof?

I thought you guys were mostly catholics?

Btw is there a templar-order in Malta or something related? I like those stories.

why is Liechtenstein the best nation in Europe?

We are mostly Catholic.

We where ruled by the Knights of st.John for a while. Cool period in our history.

Because it is.

All this LGBT bullshit is only recent. That's what happens when you have a super liberal government.

>Straightzerbaijan

my clay god gave it to me

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they like arab qts

I wonder if that's the only poster from Malta here?

>all that hot gaysex in malta

i think so

no no no that would be me. And I'm in the minority.

I'm not the only one who posts from here, there's other two who do. They're foreigners working here. I'm the most active and the only Maltese.

Oh god, not you.

I have no idea what this country is, but the one poster who posts here is pretty based

>Buttfucktugal

how many people actually speak english in malta these days

Most do especially the younger ones, since it is a compulsory subject in school.

gib wife pls

>Georgia and Albania being that progressive
what le fug

based
do you think it would have worked if you joined the UK

chR*stianity

One thing I'm certain of if the integration happened.
We would've dug for oil.

They grow maltesers there.

around malta? why don't you

Yes, when we tried we found Ghaddafi stopping us. Now that he's dead, I have no idea why we didn't even consider it.

hope malta gets its oil x

Now we're more concerned with betting and other bullshit.

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no

well, I tried.