/v4/+friends

"you seem to have mistyped the captcha t. google"

>inb4 hurr durr why isnt that txt in greentext you korcs

why isnt that txt in greentext you korcs

>nézd vicces vagyok és véletlenül sem idegesítő

in Kingdom Come Deliverance i learned that Hungarians are bloodthirsty monsters
poor czechs...

fuck I made a thread 1 min after, rip me

test

What other terrible things befell the Czechs?

i miss legacy captcha

lets make our own /v4/ site without this shit one

us and what money? neetbux?

I wish I was rich enough for neetdom desu

i'll take out a credit card loan

no need desu we just need to buy the vip pass :^)

How about cripplechan? Thy have like one captcha per day. I don't care if it's gonna be slow, Sup Forums is an absolute pain in the ass to browse lately.

What did turks do to get rangebanned?

le gara boga meme xDDD

gara boga?

lmao whitey got butthurt

this doesnt sound that bad but i am going to go and sleep gn

there is an "active" v4 thread on the other chan

I missed out on an epic shitfest and Sup Forums triggering contest

FFS

you don't lurk Sup Forums often, do you user?

Lads what if icebergs melt for some reason and the entire Earth is flooded except for mountain chains?
We would have to form mountain states. Just imagine conflicts and shenanigans between Carpathians, Uralians, Alpenes, Rockies, Appies, Andies, Himmalayans, with nothing but boats, planes, and baloons.

bump?

bump!

they spammed every board with flags and even some without them with black dicks and cuck porn for like half a year, where have you been, user?

Wake up its time to work

no its the weekend, today we rest

No today we work for extra money and because working on weekends is more chill

bump

>grill asks me for help with her homework
>i agree
>she suggests an obscure cafe on other side of town, not close to either of us
am i falling into a trap?

Do you have job argie?

>interacting with females

yeap it's a trap lad

I'm still alive

>working on weekends
poor soul

>working at all

LOL

>being a manchild

feels good man

whatever floats your boat man

Better than working during work days
>more money
>less annoying people
>its better to have days off on work days

i wish more jobs offered off-time hours
i could get more work done in half the time if i worked outside regular 8-5 hours

depends on your job I guess

Congrats on the win Czechia! Even if it wasn't for a medal, hot damn that match was impressive

Yeah I work as tram cuck

We won what?I just know that Slovaks won against Russians which is pretty good

depends, why do you want to stop with bread?

the Czechs were up against Canada in a hockey match, it was just on

Bread is shit and will kick her out.of keto

She can make.bread without carbs

>keto

omg

i can't recognise anons so i don't know if that is her, i asked to make sure

>keto
Just eat less you fat retard

Idk either I just asume it is.
Do you have a way to contact her you autist?
What o

>just do less effective thing to reach your goal
Looks like you are the retard here user

>Just eat less you

They do :^)

keto is a meme lad

No

t. r/keto

Ebin arguments bro xD

-> Sup Forums

It's not more effective as it will cause you to quit half-way through because you want to kill yourself. This is why meme diets don't work. Sure they might be super effective, but they all require immense discipline to stick to. If you had that kind of discipline you wouldn't be a fat pig in the first place.

Just eat less of food you enjoy and spread your meals out

/thread

and do cardio so you wont look like Dr. Zoidberg

I might lose my virginity tomorrow lads

I'm so fucking bored when I'm not working.

jesus fucking christ what a night yesterday in vilnius, just got back, spent entire night at club
reckon im gonna take some zzzs

Yeah I don't really like to talk about it with ketofags because people who believe keto actually works are so fucking dumb they're functional retards, for all intents and purposes.

Protip: Keto can work but ONLY IF YOU CONSUME LESS CALORIES THAN YOUR BODY BURNS, LIKE ANY OTHER FUCKING DIET. You CANNOT eat 10000 calories worth of meat, eggs and cheese each day and lose weight even though that would be PERFECTLY fucking keto.

My god pic related it's fucking you.

when he said keto he meant the state of ketosis i think

I hope you guys are doing well this fine night/morning
I guess I'm starting to lose hope, which can only mean the worst is approaching. I tried so hard all these years to stay hopeful in the case that something good may happen in my life but instead all of my hopes, dreams and idealizations turn into pessimism, regrets and failures. I want to help people out as much as I can and spread some hope for others to have.
nowadays I just sit here, staring at my ceiling, staring off into nothingness listening to garbage music and sleeping for many hours even during the day
I havent eaten in 4 days, the feeling of hunger just died off
I've lost the capacity to continue doing things i really enjoyed like vidya and watching really nice animus but I've lost those, my most cherished hobbies, now i cant even bring myself to boot up my ps3 or finish an episode of a series i was going to watch 6 months ago, now that i only have music i fear that too will be gone
I lay here staring at the ceiling being an idle useless piece of shit, I want to make something of myself but I have nothing that interests me or nothing I'm good at and nothing I want to do in life

I know? You can reach ketosis by eating 20kg of cheese each day but are not going to lose any weight that way.

oh you must be new here, we have multiple people here trying fasting with varying degrees of success, if you are breaking fast you want to do that with a keto meal, that one user was probably asking what to eat instead of bread when breaking fast

any shoop master here?

you know what to do

Sorry you dont have enough willpower.
And yeah its more effective. Read how insulin works nigger
I never claimed the things you say. You have no arguments and you are retarded

Milk truk just arive

whatever fatfag

what to do?

Ironically you are fat too and also retarded. Never give fitness advice to anyone. You dont know shit

I am awake

What I'm saying is that being fat = lack of willpower and discipline. Following a strict meme diet = requires a lot of willpower.

If you're fat you should take the easiest path to losing weight so that you can actually manage to stick to your diet instead of quitting before reaching your goal.

>Ironically you are fat too and also retarded

>projecting this hard

Only thing more effective for fat loss than fasting is OMAD keto. Weight loss is about more things than just CICO
>triggered fatty
Lmao

>Only thing more effective for fat loss than fasting
Meant to say only thing more effective than OMAD keto is fasting :DDD

Do you read my fucking posts. ANY DIET IS NOT EFFECTIVE IF YOU CAN'T STICK TO IT YOU FAT RETARD

>tfw can not eat for 7 days but can't stick to a normal weight loss diet

You are beyond hope you fat fuck
>hur dur if you cheat on diet it wont work
No shit.
Keto is more efective and lot of people find it easier to stick with because they like it more. Imagine that. Not everyone needs bread to live
Fasting is super comfy and good results also keep you motivated

dick

On average people who've been eating an excess amount of carbs their entire life will not be a very happy camper when cutting it out completely. They'll be miserable during the diet and therefore quit before they reach their goal. Obviously if you ENJOY the keto diet then keep doing what you're doing. But on average fatties will go nuts if they dont have their carbs.

>You are beyond hope you fat fuck
Don't talk to me about discipline fattie. I've gone from anorexic(50kg @180cm) to 83kg with a 215kg squat in under 3 years. I've also gone from 90kg to 75kg without losing any strength due to me sticking to both my programming and nutritional plan to a tee.

If it works for you, keep doing it. However; on average just eating less of what you already enjoy will be more effective for most fatties.

forgot to quote

>Weight loss is about more things than just CICO
true, and yet weight loss never works without cico

And I never claimed otherwise

Might as well just go full cico then no? Plenty of people have a healthy weight without going paleo, atkins or keto or whatever the freshest meme diet is right now. Why can't you? Why is it only fatfags who buy into diet fads but never normal people who've always maintained a healthy weight?

On average fatties will lose motivation with slow diet,quit and never reach their goal. Im not pro keto for weight loss even tho it is second best thing. Im pro fasting and having keto friendly meal is part of it(for refeeds)

rly makes u thingk

Why half ass it and do slower and less effective way?

Getting rid of the fatty mentality is almost impossible, even when a fatty gets to a healthy weight he still will try to find new ways - the easiest how to lose even more weight.

>people who maintain a healthy weight by just not eating like a fucking retard: literally billions

>people who managed to lose weight by doing the keto meme: a couple fanatics on /r/keto

idk man the first method seems to be proven to work

lad, maintain and lose is not the same thing

Uh yes?

>be fat
>do what the people do who've never been fat

You will lose weight this way, I guarantee.

So why chose slower and less effective way again?

Also look up how many people fail on normal cico vs keto cico

>do what the people do who've never been fat
there are skinny people eating like pigs and not gaining anything

are you people retarded or are you doing this on purpose?
you are arguing that keto maintenance is a meme and the best way to have healthy weight is a normal good non meme diet
pepik is arguing THAT ONCE YOU ARE FAT the best way to lose weight is fasting + keto

I lost 60 with cico only
I regret not doing it by fasting

>So why chose slower and less effective way again?
Why are you still fat then if it works so great? lmao

>Also look up how many people fail on normal cico vs keto cico
It's because fat people are dumb, tend to have low discipline and fail to count calories correctly.

>anecdotes from fat people
please

>pepik is arguing THAT ONCE YOU ARE FAT the best way to lose weight is fasting + keto
Actually the best way to lose weight is going to Auschwitz and starve.

>So why chose slower and less effective way again? xDDDD