Detective Comics 939 Storytime

>"Nobody dies tonight."

"Rise of the Batmen" Part 6!

Curse this book, not being bad as I expected it to...

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Clayface continues to ask the right questions and be best character.

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Remeber, read anything that Kate says with a Peanuts parent's voice "mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa" everything she actually says is inconsequential and it makes the book a lot better

Tynion has said in interviews how much he's wanted to write him.
He's got good dialogue, as you'll see.

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Did Batman just fucking call the president?

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Tim doesn't die here.

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Didn't you read the OP?

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>I'm telling your dad, Jake.
>Oh my God.

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Poor Clayface.
Also are those red dots supposed to be Indian dots? Cause only women do that.

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I did, so what faggot?

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To be honest, I've been waiting for Tim to die since Dickbats made him redundant.

Why does Tim look like a 40 year old guy?

stfu he won't die
he's the smartest one
and the bravest
and the cutest
he will survive

You literally could have had them target anything, Tim.

What the fuck.

Synergy with the Arkham games

But...

Why didn't he just make them target Clayface? Sure it would've been mean, but at least he's invincible to bullets.

Action Comics: Hal Jordan & the GLC:

should've been like a random bird or the Joker

>I can reprogram them to target whatever I want!
>I know, I'll make them target me!
>Instead of some abandoned warehouse!

>Nobody dies tonight

I swear they've done that theme in more than a few bat family titles over the years. There have been more than a few nights when no on has died on Batmans watch.

I thought he was going to make them target each other.

I don't know why, but seeing kid Bruce crying has had me for a solid minute. I stopped reading because I felt actual pain.

Really ruined the immersion. This could have been a nice issue without that shit

Tynion is self-inserting into Tim SO FUCKING HARD.

I like this.

Is that traced over pre-existing helicarrier art?

Mary sue.

he's the smartest one?

is Batman the biggest snitch in the DCU?

Does this get destroyed or does Batman end up with a Batcarrier by the end of this run?

I assume they can only target people already in their database and he doesn't want to send them at anyone else because of the collateral damage.

So that's how Tim dies.

No one dies tonight dammit!

>that first panel where Kate looks like skinhead
Gross.

Nananananananana, Clayface!

At least he'll join Conner and Bart in oblivion.

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Retirement might be best for Tim. It'll help him find his place in the Robins:
>Nightwing
The first and became his own hero
>Jason
Died and returned an antihero
>Tim
Retired from superheroics to do good out in the world.
>Damien
The son and heir

Bruce x Kate romance when?
They are perfect for each other

Uh, she's a lesbian. Fairly sure lesbian exclusive.

Also, dude... cousins.

Why user? why? this is really painful to watch...
I wonder if when Tim dies he will meet with Bart and Conner in the afterlife of the fictional characters...

He's straight going to limbo mate. He's just as useless as the other 2 YJ3

>lesbian exclusive
which can always change
>dude..cousins.
which gives it that "prohibited love" angle that makes it even better

Tim's so fucking dead.
Solicits show Steph freaking out about something.

>BrucexKate
>GothamxGotham Girl
What are the Bat writers trying to tell us?

More like what the fans are telling us.

Why does everyone want Tim dead?

because Timfags are terrible and we've had to deal with their poor taste for years

I don't. He's just getting interesting again.

if Tim dies I won't rest until Steph replaces Wonder Woman

Is that a menorah on the coffins?? That doesn't make any sense

Yep, Bruce is Jew.

League of Shadows confirmed real

ROFL Batman is wrong again

there is no purer love than the one between family members

anime already knows this

I actually think that Tim should continue being Red Robin, but at the same time, it should be clear that he is Tim first and Red Robin second. Tim does all that he can doing as a civilian and Red Robin exists to pick up what he can't do.

If Tim dies I'll NEVER support an official release again

Dropping all Bat titles now. Why would they change the race of such an important character? Whatever happened when Batman represented American ideals.

the Kane are jews, that's why they disliked Thomas since he is catholic

That comes later. You gotta have him go full retired to establish him as a civilian first then later have him occasionally come out of retirement for special events.
But a Tim that has retired the mantel and is mainly a civilian, joining the ranks of Gordon, Sawyor, pre-Two Face Dent etc seems like a good unique place to take him to distinguish him from the other Robins but keep him around.

Remember when DC spent a decade building up Tim as Batman's replacement?

I miss those days.

Basically graduated, died, retired, heir

Right now Terry McGuinness, Dickbats and Damien are all queued up for that.

>the Kane are jews, that's why they disliked Thomas since he is catholic

Anti-Semite is someone the Jews don't like - Joe Sobran.

what can Tim learn in college that Batman can't teach him

I think the ideal future for the mantle would be Bruce finally stops. Dick takes up the mask for a while and then happily passes it to Damien when he comes of age. After many years or decade of Damien being Batman he stops and then Old Man Bruce passes it on to Terry.

Banging hot chicks.

>Terry McGuinness

Should stay the fuck out of canon.

>Dick

Never wanted to be Batman

>Damian

Fuck Damian. Tim came before Damian.

How to FEEL.

Tim should join a frat

Terry's a clone
Dick wants to do his own thing, hence Nightwing
Damian's a clone
Tim's the only one who wants to be Batman
he has the same autism as Bruce

Think you getting confuse with jason & damian fans

Is Damian still popular or he was just a fad?

When did Wayne buy out SHIELD?

Only Damifag is sufferable. The rest are fine

Mine is Bruce dies, Dick takes up the mantle.
Dick lives long enough to retire, and Damien takes up the mantle.
After Dick passes away, things go wrong, and Damien casts away the mantle in shame/tarnishing the legacy.
Terry appears a generation later, Old Man Damien takes him up as assistant/apprentice, reissues the mantle to him.

This is stupid.Everything is stupid + I Hate it .

I absolutely hate this book.Seriously, the whole thing is just selfishness and privilege masquerading as some sort of self-actualization.

The writing is so terrible.

I'm so fucking done with the way Tim talks about hacking. Mr. Robot reset the bar. Nobody believes you, Tim. You can't send nastygrams to homeboxes without ppl calling you on your bullshit anymore.

He can pick the targets and control the drones, but he can't send them into the Gotham Harbor or something? No, this is stupid. This is the sort of stupid that people love to write Tim into. This is why Tim needs to die.

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