HOH: Paul
Veto: Paul
Nominations: Jessica, Cody
Temptation:Jessica has the power to stop one of the next 2 evictions
Curse:Temptation Competition for 2 weeks before nominations. It's optional. The winner gets safety and the loser is a 3rd nominee.
Competition winner: mark
Competition loser: jason
previously on /bb/
1st for Jody
best conversation of the season
so is jess.
he literally lost every argument
using the marine nose picking technique
Man, this is exactly what Jody should've done after noms instead of blowing up, but least we've got a fuller arc to the week because of it
SHE TOLD HIM SHE'LL USE IT
>He just keeps talking
the only person who spit on jess is cody when he spit on your asshole before going balls deep
>M-Maybe not all 9
>le circular logic paul
>paul:i dont like my name being thrown under the bus
>jessica: when
>paul:..........
>when?
silence
he's trying the same tactics that he used with dom
vanessa would have started crying until he apologized for something then she should attack and accuse him into capitulation
Paul
is
DONE
"All nine people said you talked shit"- Paul
"Ok maybe not all nine" - Paul
Cody just sitting calmly
PAUL IS GETTING BTFO
why the fuck did paul want dom evicted again? she mentioned evicting paul to cody week 1 like the rest of his alliance?
#
>i have power in this house?
How can he say this with a straight face while being hoh and having just flipped the vote last week? Is he part jew to be able to lie this effortlessly??
such a fucking shame they have no audience
rat will spin it even tho he was rekt
paul is getting fucked by jessica right now holy fuck
How much you wanna bet grodner wont air this?
Paul bullied the FUCK out of cody
>Jessica to Paul: "You're not the only one having people feed me information."
What the fuck Jess?
SHOOK
Paul looks nervous as fuck right now
Not sure all the details, she was a full blown #1 paulfag during his first HoH (slept with him each night).
Her show fucked up her game, it inadvertently allowed Cody to expose Paul's game tactics (nobody but paul really picked up on it), so Paul freak out and made her enemy #1.
Paul's strategy works on basically creating a boogyman of the house.
awww the paulfags sulking
You all need to be watching this right now, Paul is DEFEATED
>paul dictating to his minions.
>"i tried this week, sorry guys"
>didn't use veto on jess
PAUL IN FULL JUST MODE
...
>Paul: All I said is I dont give a fuck if you use the hex
lol no you didn't
Paul: Hey Josh, turn it up to a 30.
LMAO
>Paul tells his dog josh to turn it up to "30"
>goes up to HoH to sulk
poetry
paul completely btfo
here's hoping grodball fuels it with a jody hoh
Kevin was a bit too loud
>N-NOW JESS IS MY ENEMY!!!!!111!!
die.
>Won 4 Comps (2 HOH, 2 POV)
>Zero people evicted this season
What a fucking genius Paul "The Puppet Master" Abrahamian is.
Easily Top 5 BB players of all time.
PAUL PANICKING
Mark is a traitor
he masterminded the eviction of domini**er and kangses though!
man I really hope this picks up again in public, if the whole house saw Jess picking apart Paul's strategy like that he's DONE
>literally none of the paulfags and paul will look good in this weeks edit vs the Jess/cody underdog edit
LET'S GO
Mark and Kevin are Jessica's plants you meatball
He's keeping face
As long as Elena doesn't get to him, I think he's stay loyal to Cody
>everyone is scrambling trying to qualify that they arent on paul's dick 24/7
this is amazing
>secured jury
wah wah wahhhhhhhh
OH FUCK CODY IS GOING TO MURDER JOSH
"I debunked everything she said" - Paul
"congrats, none of you get jury"
YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME
>Paul couldn't shake them so LET'S SEND IN JOSH
holy fucking shit
Minions sick dog on jody, pathetic
>cody just leaves
kek
I don't understand why Paul didn't probe more to see what this hex was, especially for the veto replacement.
And now Cody walked out of that room, and if Paul still goes for the bullying angle, he's a fool to not realize how bad he looks
And now Paul is attacking him about calling him a character on a tv show LMAO cody just doesnt wanna deal with it, going about his business
Cody pls respond.
why does the jury exist again? just send people home and let them watch the entire show and feeds, let the entire evicted cast vote and if it is an even number just do the survivor cancel a jury vote challenge shit
>didn't probe
he did, jess told him exactly what it did, he thought she was lying
paul and paulfags have been such babies today it's insane
Ya I meant to edit that, my mistake - What I meant was, I don't know why he didn't think more thoughtfully about it
nth for alex has the best tits in the fucking game
>Cody's a coward for talking shit behind my back
He confronted you face to face and you ran away you little cunt
This is becoming pathetic lmao
paul is really exposing themselves
THIS PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT BEING A VICTIM BY ALEX. bahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHA
this is the DUMBEST forced fight
God, Paul is grasping at strings now.
>entire house gangs up on Cody
this is so fucking cringey
HOLY SHIT, HOW DID PAUL LET IT GET THIS BAD.
>Cody making fun of how fake it was
LET'S GO
Cody living in Paul's mind RENT FREE, by just doing nothing.
Cringe overload at that Alex attempt jesus
HOUSEMEETING TIME WITH THE PAULFAGS
>house meeting
FEEDS ARE GONNA BE LIT RIGHT NOW
Jess hit the nail on the head when she said she was just laughing at how theatrical all of it was. Holy shit it's all so transparent
BASED KEV
THIS WHOLE FUCKING PLAN BACKFIRED THE FUCK UP ON PAUL
kevin is pissed
He isn't based, he's out of the loop slightly.
This was the most pathetic display Paul has done thus far. it was a complete whiff. His minions might actually start losing faith in him now.
Panda a shit
>Wait whistlenut and kevin thinks that Paul was trying to get Alex out for real.
Nobody fuckings with his Jungle Ch*nk
are cowboy and mobster mad at cody or paul?? can't tell
What? how could they think that. the acting was syfy original movie tier and they knew about it before hand.
they're all having too much fun like middleschoolers atm to realize how retarded this is. none of them even realize they're the ones being the "bullies".
remember that all of this started because of raven. jess called her on bullshit today. paul told raven to start crying. then paul told everyone "CODY MADE RAVEN CRY! SHE HAS TWO HEARTS!"
>tfw your alliance members are full of crazy people
Paul actually didn't tell Kevin, Jason and Josh about the mist to Jessica so they could try to get Alex out.
>tfw $500K worth of cereal
Kevin has been thinking this for a while and he's been pulling away from Paul.
>paul has this entire house this wrapped around his finger
insane.
alex told jason though and jason told kevin but its all too much for him to inhale
I forget which of earlier seasons it was exactly when the jury wasn't sequestered and they admitted that watching the feeds changed their minds on who to vote as the winner because of all the shit talking they did.
>*Eats Cereal and watch everyone make an ass out of themselves as they become the next target*
Is Matt's lowkey gameplay better than Derricks?
JESS VS THE HOUSE
And just like last year, Paul started it all. he got everyone to act like complete assholes to Bridgette and Frank and he is repeating history with Cody and Jess. But it looks to be backfiring hard on him this time. he made himself to obvious of a presence in the house. last year he had Paulie,Vic, Davonne and Michelle and Z to use as shields. This year he is the biggest sore thumb in the house.
>I kept you safe by putting you on the block
alex is retarded
GET FUCKED PANDA
>Cody and Jess and Mark slowly bring down Paul's empire.
>Kevin and Jason see the light and evict Panda
>Matt turns out to be the genius of the game and wins
would redeem everything
to think i used to like alex