Why do all Amerifats, in particular on /k/ and Sup Forums. When discussing self-defence, gun control...

Why do all Amerifats, in particular on /k/ and Sup Forums. When discussing self-defence, gun control, pretty much anything involving violence, consider themselves to be on par with John Wick.

I've genuinely read threads where some of these sperg lords think they could backflip 360 and grab an AR out of a mass shooters hands.

i love /k/ so much
it's the easiest and funniest board to bait, even better than /r9k/

mental deficiency
why do you think theyre on Sup Forums in the first place

Because it happens repeatedly, there are thousands of crimes stopped by ordinary citizens.

Better than getting hit in the face with acid because of the lack of weapons, get fucked Mohammud

t. John Wick

Never thought I would say it, but I think /k/ is more autistic than /r9k/

>Better than getting hit in the face with acid because of the lack of weapons, get fucked Mohammud

>implying I would prefer school shootings than based Mohammud with Kebabs.

im on your side dummy

IK.

it was directed towards.

>on par with John Wick.
who?

You're not far from the truth. These people live in a whole different reality, where they see themselves as action heroes.

Keanu Reeves in litrally any of his movies.

Were you planning on shooting the acid or something?

>acid bullets
Somebody needs to invent those if they don't already exist.

This isn't Fallout, senpai.

>google "restore british rule in africa"
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>Hood rat tries to swipe my shit
>turn him into a glowing pile of goo
Tell me the thought doesn't give a boomer. I dare you.

wew

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fucking lmaoooooo

>No results found for "restore british rule in africa".

So it defaults to the most searched "restore british rule in"

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amerilards BTFO'D how will they ever recover?

/k/ remains the easiest board to troll because many posters are completely lacking in a sense of humor. Especially day/k/are.

ohh nononono HAHAHAHAHA

Aint she the queen of banter

Why does /k/ hate the British more than the nazis?

/k/ hate the UK because the UK hasn't lost a war in over 200 years.

/k/ has been dominated by gun loving Sup Forumstards for a while now.

Real /k/ died years ago.

I can't remember the last good /k/ thread that didn't turn into a shitstorm full of spergs.

We arent racist enough desu

HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER