Hypothetically if another holocaust were to happen and you only had space enough to hide two Jews in your attic...

Hypothetically if another holocaust were to happen and you only had space enough to hide two Jews in your attic. Which two Jews would you save?

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I personally would save John Stewart and Jason Alexander.

>Which two Jews would you save?
These two.

0 Jews

I would save John Stewart and George Soros so that I could torture them to death myself.

Stephen Sondheim and Sam Harris

>saving jews

Jokes on them my attic is an oven

This, but replace Jon Leibowitz with Janet Yellen.

i wouldn't hide any jews brah, i'm a good german

There is only one jew I would save and he's been gone a long time now

>tfw you will never be as redpilled as this man

I would save myself and my wife and my children

Bill Goldberg

Sarah Silverman and I'd offer John Stewart safety but turn him in to drop any suspicion of me harboring Sarah. Sarah would be my wife and we would have many children.

Tania Raymonde and Emmy Rossum.

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William shatner

>Sarah would be my wife and we would have many children.
Dafuqs wrong with you

I hate Jon Stewart i hope if there's a Holocaust 2: Electric Oven Boogaloo they make an example out of that fucking faggot.

It's a dream of mine desu. She would be pregnant as much as possible, no breaks. I would also pump her breast milk into bottles and split it evenly among the current infant(s) and myself.

>saving kikes
What has this board come to?

Roman Dzindzihashvili
Bibi

Definitely George Soros and his son.
Then I would tell them Im out to get supplies food or whatever at the market but in reality im calling the juden hunter.

2 rich jews
>ask money for their safety
>keep them safe some time
>sell them out

None.

>It's a dream of mine desu. She would be pregnant as much as possible, no breaks. I would also pump her breast milk into bottles and split it evenly among the current infant(s) and myself.
Keep that shit to yourself, nigger

what the fuck man

Anne Frank and Jerry Seinfeld

Sarah Silverman is awesome. Haven't you ever seen her in her role in the movie Gravy where she plays Bethany Lynn Goolsby?

I wouldn't mind hiding Bernie Sanders in the attic of his new expensive summer home if it means I get to have the rest of the house to myself.

None. You might think what's two jews, well if I keep two jews and you keep two jews and so do two other people, we've got a breeding population.

Yes, but they'll be bred in captivity. Like most zoo animals, they probably won't be released back in the wild.

>you have to eat all the eggs

which ever 2 have my foreskin, I want it back God dammit.

>you can fit a lot more than two jews

oven 1st...

top kek

I'm a Christian and I'm circumscribed.

Kat Dennings and Eva Green

did you get a say in that?
>>circumscribed

Sarah Silverman so she can serve as a model example of her proud people. The extra space will be used as an impromptu abortion clinic for when I also enslave her.

Yeah, I would have saved two Kubricks as well.

Barry Lyndon should be played at my funeral, damn best movie ever.

Why would anyone save a jew?

What do you mean "another" holocaust?

Alison Brie
Kat Dennings

None

Leonard Cohen and Ephraim Kishon. And I wouldn't take part in your holocaust.

the only right answer

Noam Chomsky and an American Jewish princess I fucked in highschool.

No but it shows my covenant with God, and I'm pretty sure it is necesarry to get in heaven.

There's such a thing as Jewish principals? Israel doesn't even have a royal family...

laughing len

he'll be dead soon anyway

Hahah no, it's a stereotype. The Jewish american princess from NYC.

cite reference or get fucked kike.

There is no New Work city Jewish royalty... the last Jewish royal was King David or Solomon, one of the two.

you know, there are some really embarrassing people on this board

Are you people literally retarded? Read the fucking post you massive autist.

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Seth Rogan and only him.

I know I know. But he seems chill and would probably make jokes about it instead of freaking out like some spazz paranoid cunt I have to kick the shit out of to keep in line and remain safe.

What about Zac Efron or Adam Lambert?

>if I don't cut a bit off my kids dick they won't be able to get into heaven!
And you wonder why atheists make fun of you and call you retarded.

The ones I know in real life.

Fuck celebrities.

Bar Refaeli

&
Esti Ginzburg

I did not know they were Jewish honestly.

>implying I have an attic
>implying I would save jews.

so you wouldn't save Aussie Jew actress Isla Fisher?

>Actually wanting to have sexual relations with Sarah Silverman
Literally every comedian of note from the last 20 years has put their dick in that. Enjoy your AIDS

Ben Shapiro and literally not a single other Jew.

Wait, can I pick Trump's Jewish daughter instead?

Soros and his son for 1 million €/year each.

Chuckle Brothers

this is the jewish way to do it

well solomon is also a holy prophet in the islamic religion

>"another holocaust"

There was no Holocaust to begin with, so that's a trick question, OP.

If I had the choice between saving two Jews and whatever else - I'd let the Jews die every single time.

Mike Savage and Stefan Molyjew

>saving kikes

Whichever two members of MDE can kill the rest and secure a spot in the gas cham... I mean attic.

Ofra Haza and Sacha Baron Cohen.

she is already dead m8

you can pick one of these Israeli girls instead:

>she is already dead m8

why do you have to bring that up,you fuck?OK,I go with Bar,but just to be me sex slave...

The hot ones I could have sex with before I rat them out to the SS.

Isn't it true that the jewish titcow has the creamiest milkers?

Where do you think we are?

Sadly, yes. Hot chicks + matrilinear line and your people will survive forever.

We gotta move past these primitive instincts however, there's more at stake than a dry dick.

Brother Nathanael and... nope, that's it.

i wouldbe among theguys on the street, hanging the untermensch

Isn't Peter Hitchens Jewish? He pisses off Brit-Cucks which is good. Also maybe Theodore Dalrymple, he put me on the path to becoming more conservative. I'm still a goddamn centrist though.

How could I live with myself? How could even another Jew do that to themselves?

Your deaths will be painless, quick, and filled with joyous celebration. On the day of the rope let me be your man Jews. I'll get it done proper and respectful.