On a scale of 1 to 10, how murican is my breakfast?

on a scale of 1 to 10, how murican is my breakfast?

>untoasted bread

it's lightly toasted & buttered

Yeah I'm not sure what you're doing with the bread there OP, but just spread some butter, peanut butter or jam and you're at 8/10
Add coffee for 9/10

Why do Americans eat that kind of bacon? It's more fat than meat.

5/10

You're supposed to eat bacon with syrup

The fat cooks and flavors the eggs

>syrup
hmmmmmmm

Is that a ketchup on eggs? What kind of a monster are you?

An American one.

I would never eat fried eggs without ketchup

Is pic related the tastiest American hot sauce? Or are there better ones we don't get overseas?

I want to nuke Korea now.

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you have my permission as long as you nuke best korea

Shit taste

jej, wondered if that would work. But you know what I mean, hot sauces that are common in America.

Kimchi and Ttongsul and dog meat are not included, so 0 point

This is pretty good too.

8/10
It's so enough as just a breakfast

>t. netouyo

it's the only variety they sell
once well cooked it's like pork rinds

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