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I hate GoT but can't stop watching it. What's wrong with me?

Dubs confirm you are addicted faggot.

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> Gendry comes to KL somehow
> Davos Tyrion and Gendry leave by boat toward Dragonstone
> Davos Tyrion and Gendry elave by boat toward Eastwatch-by-the-Sea

Confirmed by leaks s7e05

Gendry is the Real Master of Fourteen Seas, The Eternal Oarsman Whose Boat Is Invincible. His Oars will become Lightbringer, Gendry is Azor Ahai.

Prove me wrong

> you can't

Alfie is too handsome for this show.

Tbh GoT has one of the best tv intros ever

youtube.com/watch?v=s7L2PVdrb_8

Why is got intro so fucking good?

Post your ASOIAF waifu (Hard Mode: Must be an offscreen Lady or Queen and one who isnt from this era)

Mine is Pic related, Argella Durrandon

>people here said Jon wouldn't like Dany but Dany would still lust for him
>it's actually the other way around

well done lad

WHY doesn't dany just torch euron's entire fleet? She's letting him sail around westeros and wrecking her army like nobody's business

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>okay guys we need to show a battle for a castle/citystate how do we do it?
>A siege?
>No fuck you, sieges are boring. You're fired. Anyone else?
>How about a small group of the best fighers sneak into the casle through sewers or climb over the wall under the cover of darkness?
>Perfect! Lets do this multiple times.

Ashara Dayne

>Leather on a breastplate to battle the cold. D&D.

First for forever best girl

Last episode:

>Dany and her last two dragons have annihilated the remnants of opposition
>She stands at the entrance to the Red Keep
>"I-I've done it.... I've won the Game of-"
>out of nowhere, one of the dragons grabs Dany by her chubby legs in its teeth
>she screams and wails, gore flies everywhere
>the other dragon wants some food, so they start fighting over her
>this is all happening with intermittent screams, limbs flying off, Dany shitting herself in shock
>we can just make out her saying "It was MY turn!" just before the other dragon rips her in half
>both dragons fly to the top of the Red Keep and start fucking

How would you react?

So is House Tyrell dead now?

Is Gendry /ourguy/?

>shit actor
>such a failure that his infinitely more successful sister made a diss track about him
>lisping faggot
>nepotism
>fucking nepotism
Fuck alfie allen

What is she thinking here?

Danelle Lothstone

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>tfw can't even marry bran because he's the "3-eyed raven" now
>literally did it for free

it's twenty good men technology dude, it's the top tier Westeros

god she looks so fucking hot this season. Good work on slimming now fat girl.

The Night King much like the Lich King can be taken down by 10 good men.

She will be missed

kind of upset that he's a turbo manlet but its hollywood so whatever, but I am interested to see what they are going to do when they bring him back. seems kind of pointless

>Series finale
>The Night King is slain by Jon but the wights are now frenzied without leadership and do not stop attacking.
>The armies of the living will soon be overrun.
>Bran appears and explains that there must always be a Night King and Jon is already undead.
>Remaining White Walkers circle Jon ritualistically.
>Jon calls out to Tyrion for dragonglass but, as the princess who was promised, it must be Dany who pierces John's heart with obsidian.
>As Nu-Night King, Jon takes command of the army of the dead and leads them back beyond the wall as Dany assumes the iron throne as Queen of the Seven Kingdoms.
>The story of the union of ice and fire (obsidian creating the Night King who saved the world) will be sung about for ages to come.
>mfw

>mean granny: I killed joffrey! It was me! The author of all your pain!
>Jaime: Thanks for that. I hated him.
>mean granny: ...but my revenge ;_;

samefag

>tfw you will never conquer an entire continent with her and then just spend time flying with your dragons after.

Are the leaks real lads? Not the list of events.

I've seen reports that ENTIRE EPISODES have been leaked in advances.

>Magic ships that can get to places quicker than you can scare a Greyjoy off the deck.

It really makes you think.

>shouldn't have let him stick his finger up my bum

:^)

She's real to me

I like her at that size. I dunno why people like when she's too skinny like in the first season. Doesn't look good to me.

Yes, at least in the show.

He's fine and Lily Allen hasn't done anything in years, he's come out ahead. The nepotism thing is true though.

>melly
>with bangs
please continue posting based melly poster

Yes

yeah. Kinda disappointing that it all happened off screen though. They just didn't defeat their standing army they uprooted an entire noble house. They show something like the red wedding but they didn't show all the non-combatants in highgarden like women and children probably getting raped and gutted. I guess Jaime wouldn't be as much of a sympathetic character.

could allison brie still play her or is she ?
>pic related

The entire season has been leaked faggot

So what the fuck is point of Little Fingah now? He's been a bumbling faggot in every scene so far

she's in an extra strength girdle under a corset all season. She didn't slim down you thirsty little jacknape.

Cool. You are free to finish books.

fake reports

Way too old

yep, he is, probly until he comes back.

>Davos: you are the true king now
>Gendry: yhe sir onion, yhe Primogeniture

While we're on the subject of fucked up timescales, what the hell is the Night King and his zombie army doing? Are they just taking an extended breather over on the other side of the wall? Just hanging out and letting Jon Snow have some time to regroup so he can give it his best shot?

who knows lol.

>not Visenya
turbo pleb

Don't (you) me with that horrendous slander ever again.

Also please don't be true I want to brush her slim side with the back of my forefinger.

Does either Benioff or Weiss have a single Shakespearean bone among their collective body? Might they possibly end the series with Jamie killing Euron in jealousy, Cersei ordering Jamie taken to the dungeon, Jamie flying at Cersei in a rage and killing her, Ser Gregor killing Jamie, Hound arriving just at that moment to settle Clegane-bowl and winning, only to see Arya stab Hound in the back?

Or will this shit show end like a cliché fairy tale?

nah lol

>tfw no Other gf

Wait... someone out there actually LIKES bangs?
Someone actually finds them cute / attractive / appealing in any way?

What?

Found the redneck 'muh thicc wife'

bless you user

Does anynbody have 2017 pictures of Gendry actor? Is he still hot?

What roles in the trinity would each GoT character be in a raid group against the Night King?

Gibe link please lad.

>The dragon approaches his fleet
>"Give me one good Euron, and I'll impregnate the bitch!"
>Euron fires the newly acquired ballista, holding onto the giant arrow
>Rockets through the air brandishing his axe and roaring
>His shirt explodes mid flight revealing his mighty Ironborn torso
>Impales Drogon with Dany riding it
>Breaks the dragon's neck for measure
>As it falls, he quickly fucks Dany, then beheads her with one slice of his axe
>He leaps from the plummeting dragon to meet Viserion and Rhaegal, who recognise the new and true Alpha
>Standing with one foot on each dragon's neck and holding two leashes, he flies back to King's Landing
>Cersei's dress drops of its own accord
>Jamie frowns
>Bad Poosy is wet
>Euron sits on the Iron Throne
>"That Targaryen queen....WHAT A TWAT!"

Credits.

>Good work on slimming now fat girl.
She didn't lose weight. Notice the clothing she's now in. The writers noticed everyone calling her out for being fat and having rolls on her waiste, back, and arms, and so they decided to give her some really stiff and bulky clothing instead of her normal revealing dresses to hide it.

>Or will this shit show end like a cliché fairy tale?
Yes.

Remember this is Sup Forums we're only allowed to talk about how shit this show is even though we all love watching it.

they honestly make any women 10x more attractive to me
different strokes for different folks bro

TFW you will not be able to save her from a scorpion bolt killing her dragon
TFW you will not be able to rescue her from the dornish torturers
TFW you will spend your whole life praying that she got a clean death in the end.

nah, ty.

Ill take the other one .

WESTEROSI CLINICAL HI-FUNCTIONING AUTIST POWER RANKINGS

1. Bran (all ages)
2. Rhaegar
3. Stannis
4. Tommen
slight gap
5. Patchface

GAP

6. Night's King
7. Howland Reed

GAP

8. Brynden Rivers


9000. Samwell Tarly
9001. Moon Boy
90002. Hodor

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feels good that every one of these has been picked up or resolved, except for gendry of course, who's showing up this season

TYRION

First it was Stannis the Mannis...

House Tyrell deserved better than this.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't drop this white-hot dumpster fire.

t. Virgin

1. Euron brings Yara to King's Landing
2. Yara suddenly vanishes into thin air and is not mentioned again in this episode
3. ????
4. Profit.

Please provide proof and links, would like to watch :(.

Fucking lying faggot.

It's called a POWER GAP you idiot

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I wonder if they're gonna end with that, and show every place featured in the intro in one video, or if we're just gonna get fan cuts of that.

took you long enough. awful shoop btw

What if /ourguy/ makes another appearance?

invested 6 seasons into it

I just want to understand.
It's like telling me that you come from a land where gravity falls up and people walk on the ceiling. Teach me your ways.

I just assume Euron was going to keep her for himself, I can't think Cersei would care too much about Yara.

they were last seen headed towards the seawall

Post gagged Snek pls

Wait till meera leaves next episode and we can an hero together

Why does he look better than he did a few years ago?

Yeah, and it only took them how many seasons to get back to most of these characters?

Fuck, I'm still pissed off about the fact that they inexplicably had en ENTIRE SEASON devoid of Bran & Company's plot after finally finding the Three Eyed Raven. Didn't get back to that shit until an entire season later after ending on a cliffhanger. What a load of horseshit.

>meera goes home
>comes back with 10k trident lunging, dart shooting, net tossing, bog demons
>mfw

>>Rockets through the air brandishing his axe and roaring
>>His shirt explodes mid flight revealing his mighty Ironborn torso

>this visual

>Autists have power
This is what autists want to believe

House Tyrell was already dead since last season.
Olenna married into the family, she has no Tyrell blood.
Even so, it's not like she was gonna have kids or anything.

Delayed punishment for their betrayal of house gardener desu

I'm unjustifiably bothered by his hair but can't understand why.

/our girl/
/our queen/