Can Sup Forums answer the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time?

Can Sup Forums answer the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time?

What doth life?

Xavier thread

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No one will ever have the answer to that question.

Sports...

Being rad dad.

listen to the episode 1 fanmentary

literally "guys weed lmao" the show

>Sports...
>Sports...
>Sports...

Anyone have a link to the guy that did an analysis of every episode?

Can't find it anymore.

I'm asking the questions here.

I SUPPOSE YOU'LL BE WANTING TO HEAR MY STORY

I miss this show.

You sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard.

Most misinformed opinion on Sup Forums right now.

Is there a more intelligently written show in the history of animation?

youtube.com/watch?v=2rwPPrxjqKY

The wailing of a victim. Almost as tragic as the victim of a whale.

SPORTS!
SPORTS!
SPORTS!

Sometimes, people get halfway to the lake before they realized they forgot to start their car!

I may have more issues than a magazine stand, but those issues are all Poodle Fancy...

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>come up with a simple forward plot
>make the writing as contrived as possible
>ironic lack of effort
>So deep!

>simple forward plot
what plot?
>make the writing as contrived as possible
you don't understand the meaning of that word
>ironic lack of effort
aaaaaand you're trolling.

What's your favorite joke Sup Forums?
>I'm a survivalist, we're a dying breed

Life

LIFE

Here is the situation anons, these two are going to face each other on the field of combat, for the first round Darkseid will show Xavier the anti life equation while Xavier rambles at the exact same time, Xavier has to read the entire equation and Darkseid has to listen to the ramble from beginning to end. Who comes out on top?

However, if both of them survive that round then Darkseid is able to actively fight against Xavier, who returns the favor by doing a Shakashuri blowdown before he lands the first blow on him. How would that round end?

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>baby xavier
eternal kek

You guys are like the only family I have. Maybe because you guys killed my family

This show is something alright...
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>"And here is Chinatown!"
>literally one chinese guy shitting in the sidewalk

>I know I'm supposed to be dead and all, but I forgot to give you you're monkey bread

It's more acid than weed

amazing show. If you can look past it being a big trip, its very deep and philosophical. The story of a man who can alter the fabric of time and reality being broken down by society to become what he was fighting against.

I'm not 100% sure but is this the show that has the guy kidnap some babies and search for the kidnapper not realizing he is the kidnapper? I seem to recall watching something similar years ago.

yes
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This show went way over your head

>this creatures been beachered!

for sure. I think it was designed that way though to weed out the narrow minded masses. Too bad AS only seems to care about the bottom line.

>Well I'm going to be the bigger man, and hang up first
other xavier hangs up
>damn it

There was only one as far as I know. And then he got pissy with some anons criticizing him, he sperged and the account was dead.

Still, an interesting video imo.

>Coo-Coo Bread
>A COO-COO-COO-COO-GHOST!

>What does it run? DOS Ex Machina?

Pain is a myth made up by poor people who don't want to work

>So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to heaven?

Explain without spouting a quote why this is worth anything.

It's incredibly surrealistic and the writing is genuinely funny. It's made by the same people who created Wonder Showzen.

It was ME that bequeathed THEE

>surrealistic
So 'lol so randumb and deep'
>writing is genuinely funny
Sure if you think that above is a genuine argument for quality.

I should have specified without meaningless buzzwords.

I know what you mean, but it's not really what people usually mean when they talk about intelligent writing. Its plot and characters are barely there, but much every single line in Xavier is some kind of pun or double entendre.

I've been saving myself for marriage, or at least consent.

I just wish they could air this once in a while, around 1:30 am, like they used to

You snoze, you loze

How the fuck did they even write this show

i wish more shows/games used terrible CGI like xavier

>No one will ever have the answer to that question.

That was the joke. It was a question that was supposed to be some new age Zen bullshit to make you reflect on your own life, but Xavier being the idiot he was, took it as an actual question and tried to answer it.

When I think of shows with great writing, I always end up coming back to Xavier.

The lake, the lake, does anyone know how to get to the lake?

It's supposed to be a warning about spirituality

>me with my gf at a bakery
>"I'd swim through a whole lake full of water to get to these cakes. That's the only thing that would put out the burning fire in my belly for these cakes!"

>retorts with buzzwords

>complains about buzzwords

TASTE THE PAIN

Fire is a tactical, majestical force. A swirling, shimmering, succulent dance in that luminous nethermention intwix light and heat. Fire is freedom PERSONIFIED.

>Underbrown Maleroad
>When I sneak you into this Trojan Arse you'll be the first gay homo in heaven

You napa, you get slapa

Looks like it was made in the late 90s or early 00s.

Yeah, the writing is less intelligent and more clever and witty.

>Who did this to you guys?
>Our...son...
>I know it was arson, Dad

Every line in this show is gold

>SON, IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED ME
>"Yoohoo"? What kind of name is "Yoohoo"?

You slumber, a-cucumber

Nah, it's more acid.

The show is pretty fun to watch high, but if you're a fan of wordplay it's honestly great sober, too.

I fucking love the episode when he shows up thinking a kid in a wheelchair is getting bullied even though he's well-liked.

>poor kid probably doesn't even realize you're making fun of him, he's obviously slow
>kicks at kid's leg insinuating his ability to walk has anything to do with his intelligence

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Cripical

Don't pretend you don't like this
youtube.com/watch?v=2rwPPrxjqKY

Surrealist humor with an emphasis on wordplay. Most probably won't enjoy it.

What is the opposite of salt?

It's actually just a funny parody of new-age like pseudo deep thoughtfulnes and fictional works trying too hard to be deep and meaningful, using the language and visual presentation used by these entities against themselves.

the fanmade live-action sequence was amazing

I wish they included the actual showdown in that clip.

So many layers. I first took that as a play with physically slow as the cripple can't run.

>I'm already married to justice
>Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you

TASTE THE PAIN.

SPORTS

>"Oh boy, the things he makes me rub", thinks the snake

>You wouldn't recognize gratitude if it leaped in through the window and caused your untimely demise.

>You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance.

>"That's an odd thing to say."

>If my dad found out I was using science to help him with his Christian Science, he'd be crushed.

It actually makes me nervous when I'm high. There's something a little sinister to it.

>plot

I can already tell you've never seen it.

I'M COMMITTING VEHICULAR MANBURGER HELPER