ITT: Characters who are literally you

ITT: Characters who are literally you.

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This guy but only the first 30 minutes

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Fuc me movie is school for scoundrels btw

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edgy

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>Princess Leia I'm Empire

my sister and her friends have called me randy ever since the show came out

Literally every day of high school.

I don't know, can you guys help? I'm smart, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

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What a bunch of mean bitches

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>Catholic
>Handsome as fuck
>Witty and charismatic as fuck
>Patrician as fuck
>A pathetic virgin
>Borderline a disgusting fucking NEET

Yeah, that's me.

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I love this meme.

Lies or a trap

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i am just as beautiful

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in your dreams

maybe the socially akward neet version

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As a child I set out to become Stifler. And I did.

#whitepeople

Compounding lies doesn't make it true mister

Ho, ho, ho! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou!

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im not lying though. get better intel bro

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The only honest opinion in this thread.

post dick

Hugh Grants character from About a Boy is pretty much exactly me IRL.

pete?

>ayo like crackas are shootin up dem schools mang
Maybe if nigger youths skipped school less there would be more gang shootings in school than outside it.

its a small dick

for you

For you

im going to prove them all wrong by dying from a heroin overdose

well, yes. but also 4 you

and also you

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wow OP you're so edgy

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He's me; intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humour

no one knows i exist

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*later dat day.....*
>GODDAMMIT WHO IS GROPING MY TITTIES?!!??!

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>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humour

ITT: Characters you identify with, but are not LITERALLY you, because that doesn't make any sense.

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i know u exist

I'm fine
Count me out

A true gentleman

Look at him
Be him

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