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Death grips edition

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uh oh

clean up on aisle /brit/

what film should i watch tonight, blowup (1966) or the seventh seal (1957)?

also howling at this edition

Not posting ITT because it will be taken down

Literally on the phone to the Hausmeister

Can't wait until I start earning more money so I can afford to go out drinking and do drugs whenever I want

seventh seal

So fucking alone. I'd get more social interaction in a prison.

oh yeah tännhauser fuck yeah

>For the last 110 years, Olympic spirit has come with an asterisk for the United States, as we're the only country that refuses to dip its flag when passing the host country during the Opening Ceremonies.

damn we are epic

blowup

>criterion collection

ate my parmo and im still hungry

Not really working out for you this time around though eh

zach hill has an extremely weird circumcision

there's no scar but nearly all the foreskin is gone

wtf

Stopped being rorke last year but last year I also found the best politician of the country and he is very far right

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-43081318/mohamed-salah-inspires-i-ll-be-muslim-too-chant

Interesting

>Meet someone new
>Refuse to shake their hand
>Walk into someone's house
>Refuse to take off your shoes

heh, that's the one guy i'd let have sex with my wife1

Got kidnapped and pressed into service with the royal navy lads

Sometimes wonder what scientists from ages ago would think of the technology today.
What would Isaac Newton think if you showed him a mobile phone?

going to watch pretty little lies.

live tv shows with girls in them because i fancy them

Same but i got pressed into a call centre.

Just traded in my lederhosen for a kilt lads

same
would love to do a bag of white every weekend

had a hemorrhoid scare so i've started shitting in a squatting position

i've noticed i shit a lot faster and seem to get all the poo out in one go

>I also found the best politician of the country and he is very far right
based Modi?

BETO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

dislike people who think Einstein contributed more to science than Newton

he would think it was magical because he was a mystic

why not work for ireland's navy?

what are those fucking little bumps called? It's disgusting. as a female i could not put that in my mouth

but wouldn't it be niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

wish yanks would stop mutilated their boys' cocks

>as a female i could not put that in my mouth
implying you have a choice.

Maybe not every weekend, I get a fair bit depressed off it. I just want to buy more whenever I get it not just a poxy gram it never lasts me very long

one of the grimmest willies I have ever seen

you think about boys cocks a lot you dirty nonce bastard?

>as a female
be my gf

clean your dick you disgusting tramp

pearly pauples
>"female"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impressment

when they're over eighteen and in my mouth yeah

I've a mate who buys two grams every weekend but he never really does it all. not sure why he gets that much every weekend
at least hes fairly generous with it tbf

he's clearly not talking about them in a sexual manner
you're clearly the fucking nonce here since you're assuming that someone talking about penises is talking about them in a sexual way

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a pupper is a smol doggo

OOOOOOOOH JEREMY CORBYN

inches?:o

He probably wants you all to be on the same buzz

implying this happened in your lifetime

xanax is a placebo

HU HA

thicc

No he's economically retarded.

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britain owes the US reparations

just finished my dinner.
bloody love those little microwave pizzas

hate niggers

reckon mj never saw a fanny in his life

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Tesco used to do absolutely peng mini pizzas, there was about ten of them in a clear plastic bag. Miss them I do

he had kids

honestly like what the hell is going on with this film

based finlad

He seen your dad mate

Vishnu's final avatar will end Islam

>How many more children have to die?
>All of them

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he's a racist, you're a racist, everyone and everything's a racist

*remembers the alamo*

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he was married to elvis presleys daughter for a bit

How did you guys get black people?

Wonder how "Muslim panther" would play out

commonwealth

jews
how else?

blowjob (1966)

Looks like the mods have given up trying to moderate this board. That guy that spammed gay porn for 2 and a half hours yesterday quit because he got bored.

from my dead cold hands

caribbean and african immigrants
most of them are fine
also that image is probably fake news

brought them back from south africa

There are 15 openly LGBT athletes at this year’s Winter Olympics. That’s more than double the number at the Sochi games in 2014. Here’s why this matters

Americans are unable to distinguish Sikhs from Muslims. After 9/11, some Sikhs were killed in revenge despite not being Muslims

refuse to believe dinosaurs existed

had a dream I was dating a witch who wanted sex constantly to recharge her aura
why do we never get the same dream twice

not very bro-tier of you at all

researching 1mg of pyrazolam

based

they still do

the caribbean

why is an american black nationalist speaking at a UK uni?
for what possible reason.

(((commonwealth)))

had the sex dream again

I could knock that cunt out with one swift punch to the cranium

still havent had my tea

still can't decide what to get

whatever i have i have to go outside so i might get a kebab or summat

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not heard that name in a while
it's good for anxiety but little to no recreational value

britain didn't have blacks like the yanks because we didnt need them for cotton fields . we only took a few as servants for rich households

youtube.com/watch?v=azfG5H-pCVg
actual choon ahahaha