Do you know what nemesis means

>do you know what nemesis means

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>its a fucking antiaircraft gun, Vincent
My fav

Why is this so much better than Lock Stock?

>Heavy is better
>heavy means reliability
>*jams*

just money really.

similar tone/themes, but a better cast and production values.

>so much better

>It was at a funny angle

>why do they call him Boris the Bullet Dodger?
>...because he dodges bullets Avi

>In the words of the virgin Mary.... come again?

I tried to use this in real life once and got looked at like the disgusting autist I am. I don't speak to people any more.

>In quiet words
on fucking job

>I tried to use this in real life once and got looked at like the disgusting autist I am

REEEEE

now I can't even talk to people on the internet from shame

You need a specific situation to pull that off and a good, confident argument to back it up if the person you say that to doesn't notice his mistake.

you're in trouble now

He filed down the hammer.

>If all bets are off, then there can't be any money, can there?
>I'm not fucking buying it
>Well that's handy 'cos I ain't fucking selling it; it's a fact.

>TONEEEYYY
>You silly fuck.
>YOU'RE GONNA DIE TONY

This cracks me up every time I don't know why.

>I SHOOT YOU, YOU GO DOWN

seriously fo wha does tommeh need a gun fo?

>Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

>*fuckin in the bushes starts playing*

Is the nemesisposter finnish? Snatch was on TV yesterday and day before that. I need to know.

B O N J O U R
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Spotted the plebian.

Lock Stock is miles better than this film, and Snatch is a masterpiece.

Who took the jam out of your doughnut?

>I don't leave this country for anything other than sandy beaches and little straw hats
>but we have sandy beaches
>so who the fuck wants to see 'em
dunkirk on life control

I've never understood this opinion. Lock, Stock was fun but forgettable. I literally cannot remember a single character from that film. In fact, the only parts I can really remember are the dudes "knives for a pro" speech and the silly cliffhanger ending.
Snatch meanwhile has a ton of characters so memorable I can actually recall their names off hand. Turkish, Brick Top, Bullet Tooth Tony, Franky Four Fingers, Boris, and I don't recall Brad Pitts name but he's a solid characters too.
Seriously, what does Lock, Stock have going for it that you could put it above Snatch?
I usually try to give people the benefit of the doubt but I can't believe that's anything but hipster bullshit.

>Avi!
>shut up and sit down you big bald fuck

>We'll call each other Kenny, alright Gary?
>Alright Kenny.

The short scenes and montages are the best part of the film

Chillllllllllll Wins-tonnn...it's only Plank.

>Liking lock stock over snatch is being a bullshit hipster

Its a matter of taste and preference mate. Love both movies but if I had to choose I'd go with lock stock. Also you being able to recall the characters name of snatch has very little to do with anything to be honest. The character names are very memorable obviously and they are constantly being refered to/used throughout the movie, like a lot.

Nailed it.

I lose my shit every time.

>this... is a shotgun, Saul.
>it's a fucking anti aircraft cannon, VINCENT.

boris>>>>>>everyone else

Boris the blade? As in, Boris the Bullet dodger?

>the fact that it says "replica" down the side of your gun, and it says "Desert Eagle .50" down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls to shrinking

You mean, Boris the sneaky fuckin' Russian.

Why do they call him the bullet dodger?

>'Ow much yah gonna pay us?
K.
>Ah, me bollocks. Lose more 'n that runnin' for th' bus.

>Frankie, you know something I don't?
>I probably know a lot of things you don't...

...because he dodges bullets Avi

>The human digestive system hasn't got used to dairy yet.

was he right?

>Gimme thuh fookin' shootah!

As bent as soviet sickle and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard.

What the fuck happened to Guy Ritchie?

Did Matthew Vaughn eat his soul? Kingsman's the kind of stuff I'd have imagined him to do eventually

My favorite scene. Also
>so what if it doesn't?
>well, the big rabbit gets fucked, doesn't it?
>... PROPER fucked?
>yes Tommy
>before 'ze Germans' get there

...

Man from UNCLE was great, very underrated. I really enjoyed King Arthur, because it was just so fucking Ritchie, but I can understand why people didn't like it.

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>What the fuck happened to Guy Ritchie?

Madonna happened

What movie?

read the thread faggot

I figured it was a movie that wasn't Lock Stock or Snatch.

Any other GuyKino?

>Any other GuyKino?

Swept Away

its Snatch

Yeah some of the above posters had me thinking it was a third Guy Richie movie.

What is it about brit comedies that make them so quotable?

Hence the expression 'as greedy as a pig!'

I don't get it

STARRRRSSS

>Blagged? Speak english to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language yet no one seems to speak it

Personified in this case by an 'arrible cunt. Me.

agree

His new arthur flick was actually a sort of Kingsman IMO, I only watched because it was Guy Ritchie and had a lot of actors I enjoy.

>jude law
>charlie hunnam
>eric bana
>digimon hounsou
>CIA
>Stannis
>Geoff Bell
>becks

It was fun, entertaining, good sountrack, some classic ritchie stuff.

>digimon hounsou
dropped

>"You must be my lucky star" starts playing

do you like dags

Calm down, son. Behave yourself.

Good boy, Daisy

>What's in the car?
>Seats and a steering wheel

Gonna try that if a cop ever asks me.

Tell me Sup Forums
Are you a real rock'n'rolla?

SOME IS RICH AND SOME IS POOR

This. But King Arthur could have been a little better 2bh.

Do ya like Dawgs?

Also snatch has one of the best music selection ever

love that movie. this scene was so fucking crazy to watch in the theater
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ZE GURMANS

dags?

...

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Such a good trailer.

>"you can call me susan if that makes you happy"

Good Lord, so many good lines in the movie.

>Plank
I can never remember that cunt's name, but I remember all of his scenes perfectly

>Antiques? What the fock do know about antiques mate?

You like dags?

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I liked this woman.

>LET'S TALK ABOUT DEAD BODY DISPOSAL

It requires you not being repulsive to the eye

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Better cast, better characters, and bigger budget.

>Real Rock'n'rolla will never be made

Because they both suck.

I was surprised that Toby Kebbel never really went on to do anything after Real Rock'n'Rolla, he stole every scene he was in.

I think the better question is why hasn't Ritchie been able to make another movie on the same level as these two since then?

>"Dog"

fucking burst out laughing

>No fanks tuhkish, ahm sweet enuf

GOLDEN BROWN, TEXTURE LIKE SUN

Two movies I know word for word is this and Tombstone.

You are a bad boy yardie.