Hey Hillbilly!

Hey Hillbilly!

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CHINESE?

I'd nail Kahn's wife.

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DAMN STRAIGHT OUTTA ARLEN

Boy howdy

Man I tell you what Hank bout there-that dang ol meaning o’life, man. It’s like this man. You’ like a butterfly flappin ‘is wings deep down in that forest man an’ it gonna cause a tree fall like five thousand miles away man. If-an ain’t no body see it nobody don-done-e’en know it happen you know ibda baby born into this world int’know neck god dang friends got no nothin but da go come into find out about em ol evil man. Man see like, you don even know man. When-dyagon it’d like you born into this world man and you got — it’s like this: dust in the wind man, or like a dang ol’ candle in the wind man. You gon — it don matter man it’s not the old oldies all th’ time man. You know what I think man? It’d like the the dang ol – I think therefore you are man.

Can we talk about how this scene is the pinnacle of Kahn's madness/jealousy and is actually fairly disturbing.

youtube.com/watch?v=zunlRTMfe7s

Khan and Hank were ironically the most similar to each other. I think this is why they never get along but also have a mutual respect.

>implying you wouldn't fuck your wife while pretending to be black for some cheap sexual thrill

OR JAPANESE?

>discover Kahn and Cotton had the same voice actor
>can't stop hearing each other in their voices

Same shit happened with Bill and Buck Strickland.

dang ol'talkin bout, yo

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AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
youtu.be/C4YEJcR0-EE?t=138

Boom Howard > Kahn > Bill > Hank > Peggy > Nancy > Bobby > Dale

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>boom howard
>dale last

you never saw the ep where they build a grill ?

that's the one where Kahn stops taking his medicine for manic depression? This show was pretty dark sometimes.

>whatcha mouth dang ol yellowbelly chink zipperhead heck you dang ol talkin about

Did Boomhauer go too far with this quip?

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>That episode where they make the black family leave because they keep blasting rap music all day long

>That look on Khan's face when Cotton says he's Laotian

classic

That was in season 13 and everyone regards seasons 9-13 as fairly mediocre. Watchable, but a shell of what it once was.

>So... Are ya Chinese or Japanese?
>Well we live in California 20 years before moving out here, but we originally from Laos. We're Laotian.
>...so are ya Chinese or Japanese?

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Can you mow your lawn in a hurricane Sup Forums?

>Boom Howard

Mihn was a little slut

youtube.com/watch?v=XdsqvL2aV1U

i literally stream king of the hill every night before i got to bed

it's the GOAT

holy shit, you too?
me too

I like the last season, it had closure episodes for hank, he find common ground with his son and doesn't have to worry about his mother, and to a lesser extent he finds closure with his dad and khan.

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That's 4 out of a 22 episode season though. You could count on 3 or 4 laughs per episode but it's a far cry from the show's heyday. Bill Gathers Moss is one of my favorite later KOTH episodes though.

>So... Are ya Chinese or Japanese?
>Well we live in California 20 years before moving out here, but we originally from Sneed's. Formerly Chuck's.
>...so are ya Chinese or Japanese?

Chuck's Feed & Seed?

left 4 dead 3

fair point, i just liked that it seemed like everything turned more or less out okay for hank and the gang when the show closed.

>boom howard

mobileposter spotted

>There will never be a King Of The Hill movie

No need man. No need. 13 seasons, more than half of them being consistently great. Let it rest.

>not wanting a KOTH movie

what would the premise of a KOTH movie even be? I feel like the pacing of the show would not work well in an hour and a half long movie

road trip movie

Some shenanigans happen that puts the entire family in Hollywood to stop some premier of a movie that ruins Hank's reputation as a propane salesman or something. Dale Bill and Boomhauer somehow wind up there. Bill falls in love with a homeless woman who is really a method actress getting into her part

A KOTH crossover with Beavis and Butthead and Daria

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all quality ideas

Stand by me with the young Hank and co. The finale Hank pulls out a cannister of Propane and a roadflare instead of a pistol and threatens to blow up the bullies. After they run away he hugs it passionately and says "I could never hurt you".

>you Laotian, aren't ya mistah kahn?

>Mike Judge Cinematic Universe
>PHASE ONE
>Beavis and Butthead do America
>King of the Hill: Arlen Rising
>Daria
>Dale vs Beavis: Roshambo
>Netflix Original: Jane Lane

This character is racist.

That's what we tell ourselves

moar

Kahn is an anagram for Hank

there are already several two part episodes in the show

I seriously hope you people don't fantasize about living in their world.

t. John "Muh Land" Redhorn

>Make love to me.
>No! Hahahahaha

this, i am happy with what we have

no point in making zombie KotH for what ever reason

>>Make love to me.
>>No! Hahahahaha
Biggest laugh I got from the show.

If you live in the suburban South you already do live in their world.

blue moon of kentucky keep on shinin'
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>Peggy above anyone

Scenes where characters jam like that always make me smile

came here to make these posts
good job tv

Except the neighbors aren't as interesting. It's just a bunch of Hanks.

not the worst world to live in...

>John Redcorn do your people celebrate Thanksgiving?
>We did...once

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do you guys like David lynch's king of the hill ?

>If anyone one is going to take me down I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, he'll put me down clean

I will argue that KotH has more merit than any animated show ever.

I've known a Dale. It's not as fun in real life.

I tell my gf to take a salt tablet every time she complains of ailments

Peggy is perhaps the best character in the show. Many of the best episodes is Hank taking care of shit Peggy has arranged.
Peggy is a brilliantly written character, she is so frail and broken but does everything to keep a self-confidence that will allow her to go on with her life.

You might hate her as a character but its a brilliantly written character, not just for a animated show but on TV at large.

i am a dale. can confirm, being dale is suffering.

This.

Peggy is the ultimate pleb filter.

i imagine it isn't, but what i like about tv is that is it pure fantasy, you can have wacky characters and not have to deal with the real world repercussions of dealing with them

nothing irl is as fun as on tv

i didn't like her until the episode where they visit her parents, then it all made sense

where can i find these streams? I used to do this all the time when it was on netflix :(

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there are like 5 24/7 king of the hill streams at any time on youtube.

Post KOTH episode ideas.

The gang tries microbrewing
A Kahn visits Laos episode
Hank becomes a pee wee football coach

I find mine on my USB. Whole series only runs you like 10gb.

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anyone care about the blatant freemason symbolism in almost every episode?

any number is always 33. hanks football jersey, any address, etc

Bobby gets involved in a "Brony club" at school. Hank finds it asinine.

Hey Sneed

that's what we tell ourselves boomhauer

>A Kahn visits Laos episode
>Hank becomes a pee wee football coach
kinda already did these, there was an ep where Hank was Bobby's football coach and one where Kahn tries to get back to his roots

oh fuck off with that shit, you're probably that illuminatiwatcher1 guy on youtube who also complained about silicon valley being illuminati propaganda.

>kahn visits laos
>kahn visits a commie shithole

Sticking symbols everywhere is literally the MAIN purpose of freemasonry.
They'll deny this with talks of "deeper knowledge", but it's true whatever they say.

Also it's easier to find a symbol the Freemasons have stolen and used than a symbol that is alien to them.
They took all shapes from triangle to hexagon and beyond, every number from 1 to 10 and beyond, and pretty much every mythological figure imaginable as "a symbol of theirs".

>howard

Bobby becomes an internet Critic
Dale starts a conspiracy Social Media account that starts to consume his life.
The gang tries to find a lost/unreleased movie Bill is after.

This isn't surprising. Judge is friends/acquainted with Alex Jones. In one episode you can even see the Yellow Sign on John Redcorn's wall. Not saying it means anything, just it's there and has somewhat of an explanation.

apparently, free masons = illuminati = nwo = globalists = jeeeeeeeeeews

kek you kids are retarded

>tfw you'll never plow Tid Pao

It's Chuck now.

so Freemasonry and modern Kek worship are basically the same thing

WHAT EPISODE?

>khan means king in laotian