ETERNAL /got/ General

ETERNAL /got/ General
Happy Birthday ASOIAF edition
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First for the cutest queen

New thread

Why did they pick her?
Cersei is supposed to be the hottest MILF bitch in Westeros.

forgot to put the subject, OP

youtube.com/watch?v=kIst8pXf8-U

Why the fuck do they autistically flail around and squeal at fucking everything

this is who D&D target this show towards

5 days till she leaves us forever.

Forever first in the threads, forever first in my heart.

STONE MAN.

DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOU!!!

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How is nomenclature a word in GOT universe?


why they call the land of westeros a country? They are kingdoms, not Nations.

What is Jon Snow's tax policy?

I know. And I linked to here in this thread by mistake as well. What a crappy job I did.

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>a shirt and a panty.


WHY?

40 seconds in and I'm already at late stages of cancer.

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>be ameridragon
>get shot

Does anyone have the "Jon Snow Master Rooseman" vert?

Is there any reason to keeping Meereen and Yunkai under control? Their descendent from Dany's claim who was completely illegitimate, so I should probably just let them both go. I might expand and go full Rome once I get Westeros in order but no reason to keep these two around.

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AND HARRENHAL

100% of everything must be made available to fight the white walkers.

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So, in GOT universe they think the earth is flat???

>captcha: tinker

it was always their audience.
Its just happens that they could copy paste from the books.

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Got world is a dyson sphere

10 seconds in and hospice came for me

>stop being social reeeeeeee

great verts

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True queen of the North

The Books
>“This is no longer a game for two players, if ever it was. Stannis Baratheon and Lysa Arryn have fled beyond my reach, and the whispers say they are gathering swords around them. The Knight of Flowers writes Highgarden, urging his lord father to send his sister to court... Lord Renly and Ser Loras intend that Robert should bed her, wed her, and make a new queen. Littlefinger... the gods only know what game Littlefinger is playing."
The Show
>"Hey Jon, I know you're about to leave for Dragonstone, but I just wanted to let you know that I wanted to fuck your dad's wife and now I want to fuck your half-sister while you're gone!"

What would a Westeros under Cercei actually be like assuming she did end up in the throne by the end?

What was Roose's endgame?

Explosive.

can you get some money from them first? and yhe, fuck thous savages.

He started this series 21 years ago. Twenty one fucking years. He's never going to finish it, is he?
>No one will care how fast the books came out
REALLY? FINISH THE FUCKING BOOKS ALREADY!

Those panties must smell like laundry detergent and pussy; a musky, yet delicious scent

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>that prime Melly

think North Korea but medieval

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she's still prime

Eternal peace and prosperity

all out of verts, but have a webm

MEANWHILE IN THE LANDS OF NOT MUCH WARMTH

That shade is not your colour Cersei

>Ten years from now, no one is oging to care how quickly the books came out.
lmao

WTF

All of this shit got independence. Guess I need to savescum and release only Meereen and Yunkai.

It's not the method that worked. As the Maester said that shit barely works which is why it's forbbiden in the first place. Sam just got lucky, or some divine intervention shit happened.

>the most beautiful girl in the got universe.


HAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Short hair is SHIT

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Season 1-2 was peak /got/

lol

Does anybody has a link to the previous thread were they posted Ned's face because he is angry at Westeros and his children?

SEASON 1 is sooooooooooooo comfy.

But that's inaccurate.

It was genuinely distracting. Does Kings Landing have a little Dior shop or something that she shops at? Is she making Qyburn invent new cosmetics for her?

crashing this wall

you get a punch in the mouth with my front door key
punch in the neck with my back door key
box in the mouth with my X6 key
box in the eye with the fob I use to log into my HSBC

Yes

>Is she making Qyburn invent new cosmetics for her?
Did you not watch the episode? That is literally poison lipstick that Qyburn invented for her

If you live long enough to see Walda's Son become a viable heir, Ramsey meets an 'accident'. If you don't then you're dead and either Ramsey manages to make something of your house, or it dies like it was going to anyway.

Season 1-3 was too long ago

It was an independence faction war, and a lot of people were in the faction because no one likes Stannis.

Learn to CK2

I want to marry this roach!

To be fair Cercei did just convince the Iron Bank to back off and has proven she can't be intimidated by rival lords or even dragons and she's not really scared of the zombies either if the spoilers are anything to go by. I mean yeah she's an asshole and scary but she is very effective. And she managed two two play both Dorne and The Reach at the same time in like a month.

Sure she won't be nice and hand the people cake and flowers but under her Westeros couldn't be threatened and invaders would be deatl with swiftly. She wouldn't be an innefective monarch at all.

/got/ did not exist until preseason 3.

The glory days of verticals

It's poison you utter retard

Is bad pussy the classic dornish beauty?

This is not a savescum my lord, you just had a glimpse of the future in the fires.

She wiped her lips and the colour didn't really change, did she even double check she didn't have any left before she deepthroated Jaime?

But why did Qyburn choose such an ill-fitting shade for her? It does nothing for her face.

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>She wiped her lips and the colour didn't really change
Yes, it clearly did

Why post here if you're not going to watch the episode?

>tfw lost all verts

Well she's not Spanish but....yes.

It must be hard living as a colorblind person

>tfw winter was coming
>tfw "Was it rape?"
>tfw Storytime with Old Nan
>tfw verts and reaction images everywhere
>tfw STANNIS DID NOT BREAK HIS VOWS
>tfw "Hi Sup Forums, this is Edward Starch"
>tfw you didn't know Dagmer's real identity
>tfw no chain
>tfw it fit
>tfw merlings were everywhere
>tfw CLEGANEBOWL was just one guy and he'd wish you merry CLEGANEBOWLs
>tfw frogfu was just one guy doing a countdown and he never got firsts
>tfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos
>tfw you were haeving problems
>tfw "Friendly Reminder with Ros"
>tfw "ALL HAIL KING JOFFREY THE WHORESLAYER!"
>tfw Talisa was a spy
>tfw Roose finally got loose

/got/, I dreamed I was old.

>Jaime's dick falls off

>neck is bare

wut

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George, stop posting here and get back to writing the damned books.

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>tfw branfu is now ugly as fuck and Hodor's actor ruined his asshole

It's up her butt

fucking communist bastard

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>tfw the maturemenfag is gone

We had threads about the show but we weren't officially /got/ until the buildup for S3.

when did ass lady turn black

Enjoy thinking of all the german bukkake movies she did, every time u kiss her

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Jokes on you drinking semen is my fetish.