I'm a Brit that's going to live in Maryland for a year with my Godfather

I'm a Brit that's going to live in Maryland for a year with my Godfather.

I'm leaving in about a month.
What should I expect?
How should I prepare?

Stay on your rainy socialist island you fuck.

>socialist
???

don't go to baltimore
don't talk to niggers
have a gun
prepare for the cold weather this winter

You're literally moving to Britain 2.0
Don't forget to pay the rain tax

NHS

Where in the state?

that state loos fucked up
>form

>dubs of truth

Honestly don't go north of Severna Park if you're staying around Annapolis.

And avoid niggers everywhere

Got jewed out by Pennsylvania so they got left with that awkward ass western piece

Obamacare
Food Stamps
Disabilities

It's boring and shitty

Throw away all of your socks and get a pair of these and you'll fit right in.

which part of maryland?
things can differ a lot on where you exactly are

Pay no attention to him, hes a burger.

To add to this, if you living near DC don't go anywhere near PG country. That is where the hive is.

you should expect insane traffic, people driving like maniacs that cause insane traffic, foul smelling people that don't speak English, lots of ghetto assed niggers in Baltimore and DC, although Germantown and Gaithersburg are ok, just don't stray from the main roads because it goes from relatively nice to straight 'The Wire' ghetto in 1 block.
Be polite, be aware, don't initiate contact with shady people, use GPS to find your way around and go to the Antietam Creek battlefield.

Baltimore here, stay away unless you're coming to a sporting event in a large group with mostly males. In which case, don't talk to the homeless, avoid eye contact with dark individuals, and don't use your mobile in public.

Sorry to hear that user.

Just live in annapolis, its rich and nice. Stay away from bmore and dc.

Kek, your godfather is living in one of the nigger capitals of the Eastern Seaboard. Only place that's worse would be Mississippi or Lousianig. Don't go to Bodymore and you'll be fine. Annapolis is very nice and unniggered and you can tour the Naval Academy and lament your now non-existent naval supremacy.

lmao Maryland....the land of a billion niggers.

Hope you like fried chicken, lol

Here in America when you order 10 bucks worth of food, you get 10 bucks worth of food. I know you brits charge an arm and leg for a tiny amount

It's in a place called Ridgely.

niggers

It is britain 2.0 with slightly more freedom and Baltimore\
It is surrounded by the fantastic states of Pennsylvania, Virginia, and North Carolina.

Spend as much time as you can in NW Virginia. Northern Fauquier, Clarke, Warren, and Frederick Counties. This area will be the staging point of the resistance on the east coast in the coming Civil War.

Caroline county is the middle of nowhere. But the good thing is that the people are nice enough. Hope you like bean fields and goose hunting.

Ridgely is in the country/farm land. See I your godfather will take you to a gun range so you can finally know what it's like to not be a eurocuck.

Low population density
Low % poor blacks
No major university
Get comfy

You lucked out, enjoy your stay and occasionally venture into the city, but you're isolated from the negro menace plaguing the rest of the area

>New Girl starts at work
>8/10 22
>She just moved to the area from Maryland
>Go out to a Bar with her
>Goes well, we make out.
>Having a house party the next night
>Invite her to that
>We both get smashed and we are the only two left at my house
>3am
>Walk her home shes only a few blocks away
>Make out more on the walk
>Her Uncle and Aunt are waiting at the door
>Cock-Blocked
>Introduce myself, chat for a while, and I leave to walk back. They're happy she didn't drive home

The Next Day
>We go to the beach
>More Cock Tease

I find out she has a long Distance BF. Suddenly she wants to work on the relationship since hes coming that weekend. I start backing off, because if shes doing this stuff behind her BFs back with me what is she going to if i make something out of this. Not going to fuck and dump this girl since i see her at work everyday.

That weekend
>Mowing my front yard
>A guy stops his car in front of my house and starts honking
>He gets out and starts yelling
>Guy is 5'3" and 140lbs
>"You talking to my Girl Friend Bro i should fuck you up"
>Im getting pissed, I start yelling back
>This goes on for like 5 minutes
>He takes out this little butterfly knife and starts waving it
>Shouting "Come at me"
>Suddenly i see my Neighbor
>Very Italian Retired NYPD Sargent
>6' built like a Truck
>Hes got a Big Metal Bat in his hand
>The BF sees him and looks scared. He stops waving around the knife.
>Neighbor starts with "You Bringing this shit to my Doorstep? Whats your Girl Friends name, ill fuck her myself"
>"You see this Bat, i use it to prime the Girls for the main event. I think youll enjoy it too"
>Kid is getting nervous
>Jumps back in his car and speeds off
>She quits the next day and i never see her again

Thats what i think about Maryland now. Quality People